Joe Longthorne

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English singer
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3 star rating
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  • 3 star rating I heard a rumour that next year he is mentoring an Over 80s category. I'm in! --
  • 5 star rating Sadly, due to illness, he is unable to perform this Saturday. We wish him a speedy recovery & hope to have him back very soon! --
  • 4 star rating Nu op Radio 19: Joe Longthorne - Christmas Time Is Here --
  • 2 star rating Who is this on the Royal Variety Show? She's doing the best Joe Longthorne impersonation I've ever seen! --
  • 5 star rating ITV have forgot all 'bout Joe Longthorne. --
  • 2 star rating There's no such thing as insomnia, only the internet *finds self googling Joe Longthorne at half midnight* --
  • 5 star rating MORE than excited!! I've just been invited to the legend that is JOE LONGTHORNE'S 60th birthday show at the Palladium 31st May - be there! --
  • 5 star rating Syd Little, Joe Longthorne, Danny Le Rue, The Nolans can you hear me?? Jimmy Armfield can you hear me? Your boys took a helluva beating --
  • 5 star rating Joe Longthorne has been cancelled due to ill health. We'll contact customers if we reschedule. We apologise for any inconvenience caused. --
  • 3 star rating Thankyou Joe Longthorne MBE & Jamie Moran for the well wishes and flowers . --
  • 2 star rating So looking forward to Sunday meal at Smiths Wapping then off to see Joe Longthorne at LondonPalladium --
  • 1 star rating My ukulele band played last Sunday Night at The London Palladium to open Joe Longthorne MBE's 60'th birthday show! --
  • 4 star rating Had an amazing evening at the Joe longthorne birthday show --
  • 5 star rating Can't get over the Joe Longthorne show yesterday. From 5 years old I was performing on he's show and yesterday was he's all time best show --
  • 5 star rating Was that Joe Longthorne doing Riverdance on --
  • 3 star rating Just spoke to my Mam and am now up to date re: Joe Longthorne's current battle with cancer --
  • 1 star rating Happy 60th Birthday to one of the worlds great entertainers,Joe Longthorne.His work ethic and bravery are an inspiration. --
  • 5 star rating Off in min to see friends at Warners for coffee. We have Joe Longthorne tonight at Mill Rhythe. Lovely weather. Life is good. --
  • 5 star rating It's with regret that we have to inform customers that Joe Longthorne has been cancelled. Refunds will be processed over the coming days. --
  • 1 star rating There's nothing better than laying on the beach in Mykonos listening to Joe Longthorne thru Bowers & Wilkins headphones ! --
  • 2 star rating Wishing bobby ball or joe longthorne would call at our 80 year old mums today in Crosby rock on PLEASE xx --
  • 3 star rating Next week I'll be discussing race and life chances with Joe Longthorne. --
  • 5 star rating Please note Saturday's Joe Longthorne gig in Leeds will not be going ahead. We wish Joe the best of health for the remainder of his tour. --
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  • 5 star rating Hope Joe longthorne is on the mend soon. X --
  • 3 star rating Joe ( Longthorne) dear Joe not well enough to appear for show last night --
  • 3 star rating This lady`s performance style has obviously been afforded a scholarship by Joe Longthorne. --
  • 2 star rating Please note Thursday's planned event with Joe Longthorne has been cancelled & will not be rescheduled. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Longthorne Birds --
  • 2 star rating Hated Darren Day for the way he treated women in his life.saw him stand in for Joe Longthorne.fkn AMAZING --
  • 1 star rating Friday line up for the at the looking swell, The New Grumbleweeds,Candy Flip,Joe Longthorne (DJ Set), Ruff,Ruff&Ready --
  • 1 star rating Lady Gaga's Bowie tribute appeared to be delivered in the style of Joe Longthorne doing a Maggie Thatcher impression. --
  • 5 star rating Nice to see the Amazing talent of Mr. Joe Longthorne in Fine voice at the Viva Blackpool for Valentines. Lets hope he stays in good health ! --
  • 4 star rating "I got out of making sandwiches for Joe Longthorne" --
  • 5 star rating Graham Westley, rocking the Joe Longthorne look. --
  • 5 star rating Gracie Fields my friend saw Joe longthorne 2 nights ago wonderful, he is very frail get well soon I saw you in 1983 when you started out. --
  • 2 star rating Hay Festival must-sees: Chuckle Brothers, Showaddywaddy, Joe Longthorne. None appearing this year though. --
  • 1 star rating Shane Ritchie, Joe Longthorne, Syd Little, Eddie Large, Dustin GEe. Britains had some outstanding journeyman talents --
  • 1 star rating Shane Ritchie, Joe Longthorne, Syd Little, Eddie Large, Dustin GEe. Britains had some outstanding journeyman talents --
  • 1 star rating Shane Ritchie, Joe Longthorne, Syd Little, Eddie Large, Dustin GEe. Britains had some outstanding journeyman talents --
  • 1 star rating Just loving the fact that Bradley Walsh said on good morning britain that he is the greatest ever entertainer! --
  • 5 star rating I bet he likes Joe Longthorne --
  • 2 star rating The new Radiohead album? It's spoiled by the lack of fretless bass, zither, cowbells and Joe Longthorne. --
  • 4 star rating Good to know Joe Longthorne's 60th birthday dvd is out now! --
  • 5 star rating Youtube; watch Shirley Bassey.Joe Longthorne and Dan Russo each sing As I Love You..Dan has a smooth,vocal purity and depth.. --
  • 3 star rating Hope Ehab isn't watching. We'll have Joe Longthorne on the pitch before we play Burton Albion. --
  • 1 star rating Just listening to joe Longthorne thinking about life and how very sad I feel, so alone I just want to meet him.... ;( --
  • 1 star rating Coming up in the next hour we have: SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, AL JOLSON and JOE LONGTHORNE with, of course competitions galore --
  • 1 star rating The amazing Joe Longthorne performing in the restaurant tonight and the brilliant Jo O'Meara from S Club 7. Fantastic night! --

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