Joe Johnson

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American baseball player
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3 star rating
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  • 5 star rating Joe Johnson really ended Paul Pierce career --
  • 4 star rating The Jizzle is back... Crawley's FINEST... ya need to know. --
  • 1 star rating But seriously wtf is up with the Bulls getting their foreheads flicked/poked? First Joe Johnson & now Paul Pierce. Cmon guys --
  • 3 star rating Seem like when he isn't playing basketball he's sitting on a bench at the park feeding pigeons. --
  • 3 star rating I remember when Paul is threw the blood sign up at joe Johnson --
  • 3 star rating UT leadership needs Tennesseans like Andy Holt and Joe Johnson now more than ever. This is insane. --
  • 5 star rating Fluck . Joe johnson is/was at gsp . --
  • 5 star rating Klay is better than joe Johnson --
  • 1 star rating Joe Johnson & Jamal used to hit so many game winners or tying clutch shots for the Hawks it was ridiculous. --
  • 5 star rating this is the main game pal :/ --
  • 1 star rating Who is co-commentator with Joe Johnson on the Eurosport snooker? And why does he split his sentences slowly into three? --
  • 2 star rating Yo is crazy asf how much Andre Johnson & Joe Johnson look exactly alike but they not related at all --
  • 3 star rating Hoping 2023 is the year that someone can tell me what 'vibey' actually means --
  • 4 star rating Kobe really A glorified Joe Johnson with extra quickness --
  • 5 star rating Lloyd banks is the joe Johnson of rap --
  • 2 star rating I was watchin some sports channel and they said in the past two years he is 76% in clutch time shots. --
  • 3 star rating Starting 5 ricky rubio, joe johnson, melo, taj gibson, samuel dalembert my squad is realllll --
  • 4 star rating Still amazed some niggas think that joe johnson is not a star --
  • 5 star rating He is the most underrated scorer in the NBA --
  • 5 star rating Why does Joe Johnson make so much money? He's not a leader, not that athletic. He's clutch, but is that really worth $23.2 million? --
  • 3 star rating Afflalo is better than demar derozan and joe johnson everyone. LMAOOOO. --
  • 3 star rating Omg joe johnson is sooooooo fineee likee i cant wait until the season starts --
  • 5 star rating Joe Johnson's shot is soo clean --
  • 5 star rating Joe Johnson has that real smooth shot and I love the way Plumlee is playing! --
  • 5 star rating He is way overpaid. --
  • 5 star rating He is the best player on the Nets --
  • 5 star rating Only reason I consider Joe Johnson a better con artist than Steve Nash, is cuz JJ got two max deals. don't think he ever scored 25/game --
  • 3 star rating Joe Johnson really ended paul pierce's career haha never been the same after --
  • 1 star rating So we might loose Amare & Green.... Not sure how I feel about that? Resigning he isn't looking good either??? --
  • 4 star rating Joe Johnson Is my Big Brother Im Black he White Doe --
  • 5 star rating He is so underrated --
  • 5 star rating He is just not a preseason type of guy --
  • 5 star rating Evan Turner is begging the refs to get Mr. Whammy out of the way behind basket during a pair of Jeff Green free throws. Joe Johnson chuckles --
  • 3 star rating The only true advantage brooklyn has over us is at center. We can stop Joe Johnson --
  • 5 star rating He is nasty fr' --
  • 3 star rating James Harden tried to do his And-1 thing to Joe Johnson. Credit JJ for defending him really well. --
  • 5 star rating He is trash --
  • 1 star rating He is still my favorite player even though he's on the heat now. So calm and clutch. I miss when he was on the nets --
  • 5 star rating Nets offense is based too much on Jarrett Jack and Joe Johnson trying to create offense, leaving their feet and throwing cross-court passes. --
  • 5 star rating He is the man --
  • 5 star rating Joe Johnson head is big as fuck yo --
  • 5 star rating I can tell he is tired of playing with the Nets --
  • 5 star rating My god he is washed --
  • 5 star rating Damn Blatt said Love is not a max player! I agree just like Melo Bosh Dwight Howard Joe Johnson Deron Williams etc underperforming --
  • 5 star rating Joe Johnson deadass is, he always hit big shots --
  • 4 star rating Last second takedown by a very tough Joe Johnson to win 7-5! --
  • 1 star rating Deron Williams is just awful. And then there's Joe Johnson the man that excels at being average most times with so much skill. --
  • 5 star rating He isn t making this team. --
  • 1 star rating Bojan Bogdanovic is the Nets leading scorer at the half, with 12. Only other player with more than 10 is Joe Johnson (11). --
  • 1 star rating Every "star" on the brooklyn nets is a total fraud... Joe Johnson, KG, Deron Williams, Brook Lopez and Plumlee. --

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