Joe Dolce

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American musician
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  • 1 star rating I wonder who Rodney Marsh is in this analogy? I'm torn between Shakin Stevens, Joe Dolce & Jason Donovan. --
  • 4 star rating Bruno Tonioli is about as Italian as Joe Dolce. Fraud. --
  • 3 star rating it is a brilliant song. Kept off number 1 in the UK by Shut Up Your Face by Joe Dolce. --
  • 1 star rating That'll be Joe Dolce's "Shaddupa Ya Face"? Bobby McFerrin is Mr "Don't Worry, Be Happy", a? Good call, though, songwise --
  • 2 star rating only just started to play. as your playing this sort of stuff how about joe dolce shaddap you face --
  • 5 star rating joe dolce! --
  • 5 star rating Have some Joe Dolce for lunch. Kill or cure. --
  • 5 star rating 107.1FM AHBS JOE DOLCE - Shaddap You Face~1.0 --
  • 5 star rating Joe Dolce Shadap you face --
  • 3 star rating Trying to explain 'Shaddapa your face' by Joe Dolce to colleague in her twenties. Not going well. --
  • 3 star rating Why couldn't Band Aid 30 come up with a better song? Joe Dolce springs to mind --
  • 3 star rating Coming up: 'Star Trekkin' The Firm, followed by 'Shaddap You Face' - Joe Dolce. --
  • 5 star rating Karaoke: Joe Dolce - Shaddup You Face --
  • 5 star rating yes a song by joe dolce . keep up --
  • 5 star rating He hunts down Joe Dolce... --
  • 5 star rating And Joe Dolce!. --
  • 5 star rating think that was Joe Dolce. --
  • 4 star rating you cheeky lol...don't I know it??? Joe Dolce salutes hahaha --
  • 3 star rating Number 2s are far better than Number 1s. Take Ultravox and Joe Dolce for example --
  • 1 star rating (You could almost interpret sleeve art statue's forehead palm as response to absurdity of Joe Dolce situation. --
  • 5 star rating Yeah, it's up there with Joe Dolce. --
  • 2 star rating doing a Motown album... is like Joe Dolce doing some things in Music should be kept sacred. so Wrong!! --
  • 4 star rating Stevi - you're fucked anyway, so do Joe Dolce's Shaddup Your Face --
  • 5 star rating Uncharacteristically, my mother just barked at me: "Shaddap your face!" I realised that she was only singing that Joe Dolce song. Phew! --
  • 3 star rating Joe Dolce's Shaddapa Ya face in my head.... Why?!?! Can't stop singing it!!! --
  • 2 star rating If I can't sleep tonight because I have Joe Dolce Shuddup Yaface going around my head I will not be happy --
  • 4 star rating I knew wouldn't be able to resist serenading Andrea with Joe Dolce. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Dolce cover on the new Inmates record has gotta be one of the weirdest punk covers ever, just cos it's done with such intensity. --
  • 2 star rating And Ghostbusters is a cornerstone of western culture. It's ineffable, like Hamlet or Mona Lisa or Joe Dolce. --
  • 5 star rating seen Joe Dolce live in concert. --
  • 5 star rating Re BBC4's Pop Britannia: 60 Years of the Top 10. Joe Dolce's Shaddup Your Face was the 2nd song to keep Ultravox's Vienna at No.2 in 1981. --
  • 5 star rating BBC4 covering the Ultravox vs Joe Dolce chart battle. All the Italians I know bought Joe Dolce and loved it.... --
  • 5 star rating Joe Dolce, would you? --
  • 3 star rating Now playing Joe Dolce Music Theatre - Shaddap You Face on Atlantic Radio Uk --
  • 2 star rating When? Reply or Ipswich beat Tottenham 3-0 .. while Joe Dolce topped the charts with "Shaddap You Face" --
  • 2 star rating When? Reply or Burnley beat Fulham 3-0 .. while Joe Dolce topped the charts with "Shaddap You Face" --
  • 5 star rating Daniel speaks like Joe Dolce sings --
  • 5 star rating What'sa matta you, hey Why you looka so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap you face! Joe Dolce was a shit therapist --
  • 5 star rating is a perfect 1 hit wonder. Hope this new book isn't the literary equivalent of Joe Dolce's 'You Toucha My Car I Breaka Your Face' --
  • 1 star rating Ancient Asturian proverb: He-or she-who cuts off Bucks Fizz in their prime is condemned to a life of listening to Joe Dolce --
  • 3 star rating Could Shaddap You Face by Joe Dolce really be the nations fave 80's number 1? PMSL --
  • 3 star rating So, when will Joe Dolce come out & refuse from using 'Shaddupa Ya Face'? --
  • 5 star rating Just initiated 2 Italian exchange students into the Rutland 6aside league. I hoped their talent would be Andre Pirlo. It was more Joe Dolce. --
  • 5 star rating When I was 5 they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said 'in Joe dolce's posse' they told me I didn't understand. Shaddup mate --
  • 3 star rating Why have I got Joe Dolce's "Shaddap You Face" in my head? What's a matter you hey!! --
  • 1 star rating leaves me questioning great British public. Room for Bonnie Tyler in top 3, but no Joe Dolce? Two Tribes such a tune, though --
  • 5 star rating No Joe Dolce? WE RIOT! --
  • 4 star rating Joe Dolce not the greatest no1 of the 80s ? Surely some mistake --
  • 3 star rating Dam you Joe Dolce, because of you we are not crowning and Vienna as the --
  • 5 star rating Up. Face like a confusing modern art installation. Hair like a blow-torched Warhol wig. Voice like Joe Dolce on a dodgy LSD trip. Morning. --

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