Joe Dante

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  • 3 star rating did it decades later, so I'm thinking -- looking in your direction! --
  • 5 star rating Last night's THE BURBS has me in a Joe Dante mood. So, on that note, watching GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH for first time in a while. --
  • 1 star rating How great is 'The Burbs'? Maybe my favorite Tom Hanks movie ever! (Showing it to my 7-year-old for the first time.) --
  • 1 star rating yeah it is!!! God what a great film. Thank you & mr. Dante for making such a great black comedy masterpiece --
  • 1 star rating Exploradores / Explorers (1985, by is the movie that made me wanting to be an engineer, to find out things, to (re)search! --
  • 5 star rating I would love for there to be a Joe Dante Director's Box Set. So many great films unreleased on BluRay. --
  • 4 star rating Where is Bottin hiding these days? The man did such brilliant work. --
  • 5 star rating "THIS IS WALTER!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" --
  • 3 star rating That's awesome! Thank you for sharing! Bottin is a special effects genius. :) --
  • 4 star rating . transcendent, fantastic film is now on you're welcome. --
  • 5 star rating "Editing is where movies are made or broken. Many a film has been saved and many a film has been ruined in the editing room." - Joe Dante --
  • 1 star rating It made me cry so much, not sure I could sit through it again ;) I'm just grateful for Mike's take on Catch-22. --
  • 5 star rating *25% off, that is. --
  • 3 star rating Please it includes in your films is actor, singer and architect. Thank you very much. --
  • 3 star rating Adam Sandler is "THE DRAMATIC CHIMPMUNK 3D", a film by Joe Dante. Coming Soon. --
  • 4 star rating S/o to joe & dante for being w/ me tonight LUV them --
  • 3 star rating Innerspace is an amazing movie, perfectly cast, brilliantly directed & great Goldsmith score. --
  • 1 star rating Planet of the Vampires, Terrore nello spazio, is Mario Bava, Alberto Bevilacqua & Callisto Cosulich 's brainchild. --
  • 4 star rating One of the hitmen hired in this movie is named Joe Dante. --
  • 1 star rating The special on William Castle that follows this is a ton of fun. Would make a nice double feature with Joe Dante's Matinee. --
  • 2 star rating Watching GREMLINS 2 for the first time in forever. Forgot how awesomely bat-shit crazy it is! Thanks, --
  • 1 star rating really liked The Hole. Pleasant and fun thrill ride, with very cool set design in the last act. Wish I could have seen in 3D! --
  • 3 star rating So did people have to pay higher ticket prices for 3D movies back then too? --
  • 4 star rating And a great score by Niki Reiser. Enjoyed this movie very much. --
  • 5 star rating You must be very proud indeed Joe:) it had the perfect ingredients for one of the most entertaining lycanthrope movies ever made. --
  • 3 star rating But a Gremlins movie without he is as valuable as Twin Peaks without David Lynch. --
  • 3 star rating Is there a way for me to recomment Joe Dante recommenting a George Wallace comment about Gremlins? --
  • 3 star rating I don't care what anybody's complaints might be about Burying the Ex. It's Joe Dante, so I'm there. --
  • 1 star rating The fervor for TWIN PEAKS without David Lynch is magnified tenfold for minus Joe Dante. He s as essential as water to a Moqwai. --
  • 3 star rating Being Undead Doesn't Affect Ashley Greene's Hotness In The First Trailer For Joe Dante's ... --
  • 5 star rating Only interested in another if is directing. --
  • 4 star rating I don't think there's a Joe Dante movie that dick miller isn't in --
  • 1 star rating don't worry, at this pace, in 5 years Hollywood is gonna made reboots of the reboots, so there's still a chance. --
  • 2 star rating "Gremlins" is one of the reasons I wanted to be a director. A reboot without you involved it's kind of sad. --
  • 1 star rating And not even asking you to be involved in any way is my main issue with the reboot. And certain remakes in general. --
  • 1 star rating Gremlins should not be remade though Joe as it is an integral part of my early teens and anything else just wont do --
  • 3 star rating He isn t involved with the Gremlins remake, thinks remakes are stupid. --
  • 5 star rating Mr. he is in da jaus :) --
  • 5 star rating Joe Dante officially has nothing to do with the Gremlins remake. Chris Columbus is writing it (he wrote the original)...jury is still out. --
  • 1 star rating Kael can't tell if is serious or not, but she suspects Gizmo may be a parody of cuteness. That reading makes the film even better --
  • 1 star rating This is still one of my all-time favorite short segment films. It really is a standout piece. The cast was just terrific! --
  • 5 star rating That's quite a boast! I have the DVD and I love it. Could easily have been called Hollywood Smorgasbord, there so much to like. --
  • 5 star rating this is the Gremlins 3 we deserve. --
  • 1 star rating is one of the best Werewolf movies ever! Thanks for making such a great film and continuing to direct amazing cinema! --
  • 4 star rating Is it weird to anyone else that I'm not working with Joe Dante? --
  • 3 star rating Flesh Like Smoke is dedicated to John Landis, , John Carpenter, , Rob Bottin and among others. --
  • 3 star rating TheBurbs- one of my favourites from . Seriously underrated. There's nothing like it. 9 Chris' --
  • 3 star rating Watching Burying the Ex, and it reminds me of movies I have missed watching. So much fun! --
  • 5 star rating This loss really hits hard... --
  • 1 star rating It holds up so well, and there's stuff in there that I still am not 100% sure how you did considering when you did it. --

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