Joe Blanton

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American baseball player
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Peyton's been killing it!! But so has Joe Blanton he's been wrecking everyone on that Corner!! --
  • 2 star rating I was there for Gm 4 of 2010 NLCS against and I remember he got knocked out early. So did Joe Blanton! --
  • 4 star rating Lynn is going to pull a Joe Blanton and hit a postseason grand slam. --
  • 4 star rating fuck you and you're welcome for Joe Blanton and Shane Victorino --
  • 1 star rating u guys have more talent. We had Rollins, utley, Howard, hamels & a bunch of role players. Joe Blanton was our in the WS LOL --
  • 3 star rating Watching game 4 of the World Series 2008. Joe Blanton went yard, and Howard went yard twice. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Blanton Level --
  • 3 star rating Joe Blanton should be receiving a, "I miss us" text from Arte Moreno pretty soon. --
  • 2 star rating L So the Royals will have Joe Blanton and Ryan Madson in the same pitching staff. Expert-level trolling. --
  • 3 star rating The power of the Anti Jinx is as good as Joe Blanton when he was a Angel... Aka it sucks... . --
  • 1 star rating Thing you have to ask yourself though is who takes Duffy's spot for the time being with Vargas out too? Joe Blanton? WOOF --
  • 1 star rating So now my blogger buds can take Bernie's trade for pitcher need, figure out WHO we getting. Disappointed Joe Blanton's in KC --
  • 5 star rating Only two positives from tonight: 1. Bullpen is 100% rested outside of Joe Blanton with an off day pending. 2. Blanton looked good. --
  • 4 star rating When will the Joe Blanton experiment end? His stuff is awful. --
  • 3 star rating Joe Blanton pitching for the Royals against the Yankees in 2015 is wild --
  • 5 star rating He is in the bigs?! --
  • 5 star rating Who is the guy wearing the Joe Blanton uniform ? --
  • 2 star rating Joe blanton is back in the majors but more importantly the frozen yogurt i just got is absolutely delicious --
  • 3 star rating The Royals really have Joe Blanton and Ryan Madson and Blanton doesn't look too bad --
  • 3 star rating He is now making his first MLB appearance since September 3, 2013 via /r/ --
  • 1 star rating Joe Blanton and Ryan Madson pitching in the same bullpen is the greatest thing to happen in baseball this year. --
  • 4 star rating Is it me or does it look like Joe Blanton lost 50 pounds or so --
  • 5 star rating He is on a major league mound right now --
  • 5 star rating He is seriously the most boring name ever. --
  • 5 star rating He is still a person? --
  • 4 star rating Much like Tom Brady's buddy, he is also a deflator. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Blanton making his season debut tonight for Kansas City! The "5th" in the Phillies all time pitching rotation is back in the majors! --
  • 5 star rating Joe Blanton: still not very good. --
  • 5 star rating Joe Blanton retired & bought a vineyard in Napa. He had to return. Only way to make a small fortune in wine is starting w/a large fortune. --
  • 1 star rating He is back! First batter he faces Stephen Drew who hits one 400 ft off the right field wall. Sounds about right --
  • 4 star rating He is in KC for some reason. Also actually pitching for some reason. --
  • 5 star rating He is still in baseball? --
  • 5 star rating Are we sure this is actually Joe Blanton --
  • 5 star rating He is still alive, so that's cool. --
  • 5 star rating He is apparently skinny --
  • 5 star rating JOE BLANTON IS PITCHING --
  • 3 star rating Is it my imagination or has Joe Blanton gotten majorly skinny since he was with the Phillies? --
  • 5 star rating Is that even Joe Blanton --
  • 5 star rating Wait joe blanton isn't dead --
  • 5 star rating TIL he is still alive --
  • 5 star rating He is making his debut! --
  • 5 star rating Joe Blanton? Really? He's still a thing? --
  • 1 star rating And Joe Blanton will pitch in the big leagues for the first time since Sept. of 2013. Danny Duffy's night is done. --
  • 5 star rating He is up in the bullpen. --
  • 3 star rating The thought of Joe Blanton being solution to pitching woes is rather frightening. --
  • 5 star rating The he is back in the show --
  • 5 star rating He is back in the MLB with the ... Royals? Wow. --
  • 3 star rating I'll assume this is the Pirates attempt to create their own Joe Blanton. --

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