Joachim Low

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German football player and manager (Famous from Coach of the German National Football Team)
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  • 5 star rating If two elite managers such as Joachim Low and Wenger feels that Ozil is best deployed out wide, should we not look for other excuses? --
  • 3 star rating But now when wenger leave us i will not accept any coach is not jurgen klopp or Joachim low --
  • 1 star rating Joachim Low: He s doing everything right: the pace in his passes is great and he sees everything. he's a smart midfielder --
  • 3 star rating Germany boss Joachim Low believes Manuel Neuer is changing the way goalkeepers approach the game --
  • 5 star rating "...If two elite managers such as Joachim Low and Wenger feel that he is best deployed out wide, should we not look for other excuses?" --
  • 5 star rating Is that joachim low? --
  • 1 star rating I can now see why Joachim Low put Mertesacker on the bench at the World Cup, after starting for so many years. --
  • 3 star rating That ref at Anfield is wearing something from the Joachim Low Summer Collection. --
  • 1 star rating After winning the World Cup should Joachim Low consider his position with the German national team? I believe so. --
  • 2 star rating Germany head coach he is hopeful that Bastian Schweinsteiger will be fit for the start of Euro 2016. --
  • 1 star rating Germany should be beating Ireland and they know it but he is still the right man: Germany are in crisis. Just three months a... --
  • 5 star rating I think it was Ireland s one and only chance of the game, so of course we re disappointed, Joachim Low told German tv. Not strictly true. --
  • 4 star rating I really want Joachim Low as Arsenal manager...if that ever happens --
  • 1 star rating Germany is struggling with Joachim Low,Netherlands is struggling with Gus Hiddink..Keshi is struggling with Super Eagles. --
  • 5 star rating He is the oud. --
  • 3 star rating Joachim Low looks like his daughter has just brutally fisted and John o Shea is the fister. --
  • 4 star rating Joachim Low really should have quit after the World Cup! --
  • 2 star rating He is going to be out in his arse at this rate! Especially when Scotland beat them 3-0 in the return game --
  • 3 star rating You know your team is doing summat reyt when they make Joachim Low angry --
  • 3 star rating Woah... he is MAD! Get your shit together and finish your chances, Germany! --
  • 4 star rating Joachim Low's hair do is half Paul McCartney and half Brian Ferry --
  • 1 star rating Joachim Low confirms Leverkusen's Karim Bellarabi will start for Germany vs Ireland, but Gladbach's Christoph Kramer is out. --
  • 5 star rating When i look at Stephen Keshi's structure i almost would doubt if he ever played football he is not looking fit at all. check out Joachim Low --
  • 5 star rating Joachim low or wateva is just a wack coach --
  • 5 star rating The most interesting thing about he is his watch --
  • 5 star rating It wasn't easy for Joachim Low. It wasn't easy for Jose Mourinho. It wasn't easy for Pre Guardiola. It isn't easy for Stephen Keshi. --
  • 5 star rating He is the coolest manager going! --
  • 1 star rating United States vs Germany: Joachim Low and Jurgen Klinsmann insist conspiracy theory is nonsense: Rival manager,,, http:/ --
  • 3 star rating People calling for Awfs head again? Jurgen Klopp also has to go... So does Joachim Low --
  • 1 star rating Muller looking great tonight. Really is a completely different player when he isn't lumped up front. Take note Joachim Low. --
  • 3 star rating Kiessling is hurt. Joachim low this guy should be germany's striker --
  • 5 star rating There is a lot of hype surrounding Rudiger. Rated highly in Germany. Joachim Low speaks very highly of him, compared him to J Boateng --
  • 5 star rating ~ Among coach, he is the sure-shot winner !!! --
  • 5 star rating Coach of the year is gonna be Joachim Low --
  • 4 star rating I think we all agree that he is coach of the year, right? --
  • 3 star rating Coach of the year is down to two men. Carlo Ancelotti & Joachim Low. No long tyn. --
  • 4 star rating He is his only competition. Because, 7-0 to brazil & WC winner. --
  • 3 star rating We all know joachim low is going to win the best coach award ahead of carlo ancelotti --
  • 5 star rating Joachim Low will win Coach of the Year tho, because the World Cup is a FIFA comp & FIFA are so far up their own arse they'll give it to him. --
  • 1 star rating Bayern Munich midfielder Mario Gotze's seemingly uncertain club future is of little concern to Germany coach Joachim Low. --
  • 5 star rating Bad news... he is here ! --
  • 5 star rating Eu so filha do joachim low --
  • 5 star rating Se o Joachim Low ganhar o prémio de melhor treinador, como fica o Carlo Ancelloti que venceu a Champ League e não só? Não é justo --
  • 5 star rating Joachim Low thinks Podolski needs high intensity so he's planning to play him from the start against the mighty Gibraltar. Makes sense. --
  • 1 star rating Germany-Gibraltar Betting Preview: Bula's minnows to restrict off-key world champions to single figures: While he is expecte... --
  • 2 star rating The shortlist for FIFA World Coach of the Year is Carlo Ancelotti, Joachim Low & Diego Simeone --
  • 4 star rating He is too simple abeg. White shirt black pants finish --
  • 5 star rating It will be total shame if Joachim Low won't get best coach of the year and it goes to Ancellotooo or whatever that fuc*** name is.. --
  • 3 star rating Without being biased idk who I think deserves the award most of Ancelotti Simeone or Joachim Low --
  • 2 star rating The shortlist for FIFA World Coach of the Year is Carlo Ancelotti, Joachim Low & Diego Simeone --

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