Jimmy Nail

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British, Actor
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating I'm sure my taxi driver this morning is Jimmy Nail! --
  • 5 star rating I love Jimmy Nail so much --
  • 5 star rating My dad doesn't rate Sting but he is alright...... --
  • 2 star rating time! is bands/artists beginning with D. subject is songs with talking in . Talking Heads vs Jimmy Nail! --
  • 3 star rating Top marks to Jimmy Nail for the fact his greatest hits is called "The Nail File" --
  • 4 star rating NE1fm 102.5 is playing : Crocodile Shoes by Jimmy Nail --
  • 3 star rating Speculation grows he is planning to release a surprise new album at 5am tomorrow. --
  • 5 star rating Ain't no doubt it's plain to see he is buying --
  • 5 star rating I'm assuming he is in Game of thrones these days. --
  • 4 star rating This is the bit where Jimmy Nail floats out of Cheryl Cole's vagina --
  • 5 star rating Forgot how fanciable he is. Ironic considering that Sting was my big crush 30 years back. --
  • 2 star rating Jesus Christ, bbc2 hurting mi ears , jimmy nail and sting really putting out that they're Geordies --
  • 3 star rating Really wish Chase & Status had put a donk on this Sting/Jimmy Nail thing --
  • 3 star rating If Lord Sting is the King of the North East, is Jimmy Nail the Clown Prince? --
  • 5 star rating He is the one like --
  • 5 star rating Genuinely upset to see Jimmy Nail on the television earlier. I have heard reliable industry sources describe what an utter, utter arse he is --
  • 5 star rating The One Show is so weird, from talking about Seaweed with two women in a bath, to talking to Sting and Jimmy Nail about the Great North Run --
  • 5 star rating Jimmy Nail, The One Show? Really? --
  • 5 star rating *KLAXON* This is your warning that the Opening Ceremony is about to begin! Ant & Dec, Sting, Jimmy Nail... it's gonna be class! --
  • 1 star rating I'm going to the Free Trade in the hopes of catching Jimmy Nail singing Big River. I knew this is how my life would pan out. --
  • 3 star rating So Sting & Jimmy Nail are responsible for me having nowhere to park my car tonight. --
  • 5 star rating Sting, Jimmy Nail, Mark Knopfler and Ant&Dec perform at Newcastle Quayside tonight. That is a line-up from the bowels of Hell for me. --
  • 1 star rating My friend is an art teacher and she went on a trip and jimmy nail was there and none of the kids knew who he was :( --
  • 5 star rating As I recall, Jimmy Nail was upstaged by the very wonderful Deana Carter, who was promoting her new single Did I Shave My Legs for This? --
  • 4 star rating Is Ed Sheerhan just a piece of Jimmy Nail that fell off? --
  • 5 star rating Saw the last ship last night in New York ... Musical by sting . Jimmy nail of spender is amazing. This could be the new les miserables.. --
  • 3 star rating Not only do we have a delayed kick off here, he is being blasted round the stadium --
  • 5 star rating Love that workplace are getting so much coverage - Frieze: Nuclear soup and a leopardskin Jimmy Nail artworkhttp://gu.com/p/42e7d/tw --
  • 5 star rating Radio one is so poor these days :( only the specialist shows are worth a listen. Just put BBC Newcastle on - Jimmy Nail, Big river. GET IN. --
  • 1 star rating Being a Brit, my favorite TV prog of all time is Auf Weidershen, Pet. Just sooo funny. Jimmy Nail and Timothy Spall are just wow. --
  • 5 star rating I am so tired I am listening to Jimmy Nail --
  • 5 star rating Decided to make it an extra special Christmas by telling my Mum s friend s kids the truth, that Santa Claus is actually Jimmy Nail. --
  • 5 star rating Jimmy nail is me fave singer --
  • 1 star rating He is currently playing. You have just got to come and dine with us this evening. Or at least a glass of wine and a nibble. --
  • 4 star rating Jimmy Nail 'this is a Big River, I want you all to know' --
  • 5 star rating Jimmy Nail owns 23% of the Crocs shoe brand and is now a billionaire! Initial investment of just 30,000 following 'Crocodile Shoes' success --
  • 4 star rating He is back on Rotten Mash TV tonight, in El Spender at 9pm --
  • 4 star rating Is Jimmy Nail afraid of dying from a violent hammer attack? --
  • 5 star rating Why is Jimmy Nail commentating El Classico? --
  • 5 star rating Sounds as if he is commenting on El Classico --
  • 3 star rating Is this Jimmy Nail Co commentating?!! Just don't break into a rendition of Crocodile Shoes --
  • 1 star rating My son is listening to crazy frog, and 2 FB friends posted a Jimmy Nail song, so my brain is screaming Crocodile Shooooooes --
  • 1 star rating Today's whistling track is Crocodile Shoes inspired by Auf Weidersehen Pet's Jimmy Nail' Walls of Jericho gag --
  • 3 star rating Mark Knopfler s guitar line on Jimmy Nail s Big River is one of the best things he ever did. --
  • 1 star rating Also he is actually very good in the show. Rachel Tucker of Wicked and the divine Sally Ann Triplett also ACE! --
  • 4 star rating Is Ed Sheeran really just a bit of Jimmy Nail that fell off? --
  • 3 star rating "Is Ed Sheeran just a piece of Jimmy Nail that fell off?" HA! <3 Never Mind The Buzzcocks --
  • 5 star rating Anyone know what ever happened to Jimmy Nail?? Loved watching Spender with my mum. Crocodile shoes not so much. --
  • 3 star rating Paris centre is stunning, like Jessica Alba. Paris suburbs on the other hand, more like Jimmy Nail. --
  • 4 star rating Any truth in the rumour that he is dead? I heard he passed h away. --

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