Jim Gaffigan

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American, Comic (Famous from Ed)
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3 star rating
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  • 5 star rating Jim gaffigan is hilarious okay --
  • 5 star rating He is the funniest person on earth --
  • 1 star rating "Nobody owns an umbrella. They're just batons being passed around the world. Sometimes you get the red one" -Jim Gaffigan --
  • 3 star rating Jim gaffigan is doing a show in Vancouver tonight why was I not aware of this --
  • 1 star rating Ever had a really good looking person walk by and felt the need to do a Jim Gaffigan "hot pocket" impersonation? --
  • 5 star rating Yes we watch Jim Gaffigan in bio my day is made --
  • 5 star rating Jim Gaffigan's standup is hilarious --
  • 2 star rating Jim Gaffigan: "I am the father of five children...my wife is a Shiite Catholic, so there could be more!" --
  • 4 star rating So who wants to go see Jim Gaffigan with me! --
  • 5 star rating Jim gaffigan is too funny --
  • 1 star rating Little things like having to be 21 to attend a comedy show really piss me off. Sorry Jim Gaffigan, maybe next year --
  • 4 star rating Damnit! he is in PDX tonight and I don't have tickets! --
  • 1 star rating My health is such that I don't get out much. I want a Jim Gaffigan comment concert of 60 funny comments! U can do it! --
  • 4 star rating 'Chewing gum is just practicing eating.'-Jim Gaffigan --
  • 1 star rating WAIT A MINUTE!! Is this really Jim Gaffigan or are u catfishing us? By the way doesn't catfish sound delicious right now? --
  • 4 star rating He is seeing Banks right now and I am not. Something is wrong. --
  • 1 star rating Moving to DC in a week and all I can think of is my Friday date with Louis CK and Jim Gaffigan at Oddball Comedy Fest. --
  • 2 star rating I think the only stand-up comedian i've watched and liked is jim gaffigan bc he only talks about food --
  • 5 star rating " Delivery is my 2 favorite things together.. eating and not moving... worst part is gettin up to answer the door .. " Jim Gaffigan --
  • 5 star rating He is legend --
  • 5 star rating Jim gaffigan is the boss of comedy on da real --
  • 4 star rating Mom bought me Jim Gaffigan tickets . She is the true MVP --
  • 4 star rating He is one of the best stand up comedians out there --
  • 5 star rating I'm so excited to see Jim Gaffigan on Friday --
  • 5 star rating He is hysterical --
  • 3 star rating "A hammock is like a giant net for catching lazy people." - Jim Gaffigan. --
  • 1 star rating Explaining subjectivity of comedy to a lady who has attention span of a squirrel because she doesn't think he is funny. --
  • 5 star rating He is the funniest person ever. --
  • 2 star rating Last joke on jim gaffigan's mr universe standup where he's on the fake phone is the funniest shit ever hah --
  • 5 star rating "A muffin is a bald cupcake." ~~ Jim Gaffigan --
  • 1 star rating "Rolling Stone is the People Magazine for people that don't know they're reading People Magazine." -Jim Gaffigan --
  • 4 star rating Am I really watching Jim Gaffigan on a Saturday night?! --
  • 4 star rating Jim Gaffigan for the win every time! So hilarious! --
  • 1 star rating Apparently my post last week was premature. That will teach me to follow Jim Gaffigan. So...Happy 85th Bob Newhart! --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny! --
  • 1 star rating He is very funny. He'd be one thousand times funnier if he dropped the whole responding-to-his-own-jokes shtick. --
  • 4 star rating Jim Gaffigan/ Anti-Reading is describing me so much rn --
  • 5 star rating He is a comical genius. --
  • 3 star rating Jim Gaffigan, Elton John and Europe. September is shaping up to be the best month --
  • 1 star rating "You ever get a phone call?... That's annoying, right?" - Jim Gaffigan on Have I mentioned lately how great this show is? --
  • 4 star rating I MISSED JIM GAFFIGAN LAST YEAR SO THERE'S NO WAY IM MISSING AZIZ. --
  • 3 star rating "So we eat on, boats heaped with gravy, borne back ceaselessly into the buffet line"- Jim Gaffigan --
  • 2 star rating The calculated rate at which somebody tells me I remind them of he is once every month and a half. ? --
  • 3 star rating "You ever have so much to do, so you just decide to do nothing?" Jim Gaffigan --
  • 3 star rating Hold up jim gaffigan is gonna be in orlando on both of my days off oh snaaaaap --
  • 5 star rating Jim gaffigan is so freaking hilarious yo omg --
  • 4 star rating JIM GAFFIGAN'S BIT ABOUT ICE CREAM DESCRIBES ME SO WELL. --
  • 4 star rating I just saw Jim Gaffigan's doppleganger in the union, so... --
  • 5 star rating After you buy Jim Gaffigan books Dad is Fat and Food a Love Story. Let everyone know they are funny. Dad is Fat is LOL for us parents --
  • 1 star rating Eating a salad with bacon bits, thinking of Jim Gaffigan: "a salad with bacon bits is really just a game of 'find the bacon.' " --

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