Jim Breuer

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American, Comic (Famous from Saturday Night Live)
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  • 4 star rating Jim breuer is hands down the best stand up comedian of all time --
  • 5 star rating He is seriously the best dude. --
  • 5 star rating Jim Breuer stand-up is on, LOVE him.... --
  • 5 star rating Crazy he is coming to Peoria in October! Gotta convince Jenny to break her comedy club ban and go for my birthday. This guy is funny --
  • 4 star rating Hahaha laughing so hard I'm crying bc of Jim Breuer --
  • 4 star rating Jim breuer standup! Killed it. Jim man your shit is the shit!!! --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hilarious --
  • 5 star rating He is too funny --
  • 3 star rating He is so pissed he didn't get to do a bit on Weekend Update about the sheep-goat hybrid. --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious. That is all --
  • 3 star rating Tonight I'm opening for Jim Breuer at The Royal Oak Music Theatre @ 8pm! --
  • 5 star rating Wes Lunt looks like Jim Breuer from SNL --
  • 5 star rating Jim Breuer came into Hooters tonight --
  • 1 star rating Trying to come up with creative ways to quit my job tonight but everything I think of sounds like a discarded Jim Breuer joke. --
  • 5 star rating Jim Breuer je najjaci komicar ikad.... bogotac --
  • 5 star rating Remember how the Half Baked trailer had Jim Breuer failing to jump a parking meter & hitting himself in the nuts but it wasn't in the movie? --
  • 4 star rating Jim breuer is in my store....to early to be workin with famous people --
  • 3 star rating Our bartender looks like Jim Breuer after some (more) bad life decisions. --
  • 3 star rating Jim Breuer stand up on Hulu? Don't mind if I do. This is how I tone my abs, people. --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious... omg!! --
  • 4 star rating Jim Breuer --
  • 3 star rating I mean am I the only one who thinks Eddie from looks like a young Jim Breuer??? --
  • 5 star rating Watching Jim Breuer good times! --
  • 5 star rating Cutler has Jim Breuer eyes. --
  • 5 star rating Whatever happened to Jim Breuer? --
  • 1 star rating Got the date mixed up for Jim Breuer it's Thursday not tonight. So I'm currently sitting In the dark watching --
  • 5 star rating He is my nigga --
  • 5 star rating is a legend! get around.... YEAH!! --
  • 4 star rating "THIS IS ALL WE KNOW!" Like Tracy Morgan and Jim Breuer used to say. --
  • 3 star rating Jim Breuer aka "WHOS COMIN WITH ME MAN??" guy from half baked is in the restaurant right now --
  • 5 star rating Jim breuer's impersonation of ac/dc is my fave --
  • 4 star rating He is by far my favorite comedian besides Kevin Hart --
  • 5 star rating Jim Breuer had me crying from laughing so hard last night. Love when he comes to Boston! "We can't give him fruit or salad!" --
  • 5 star rating Every single time we watch Half-Baked: "ugh I love Jim Breuer's beltpack so much." "Ye-ah. I know you do dear." --
  • 5 star rating He is in my mom's yearbook holy shit --
  • 1 star rating I can't believe jim Breuer was at my job today!! He looks so different since he played in the movie half baked --
  • 3 star rating Is Dave Chappele and Jim Breuer's "Buddies" on DVD yet? It is. 2005, Best Buy released that. --
  • 4 star rating This is the most famous Jim Breuer has ever been, like really --
  • 5 star rating If you don't know who he is im so sorry --
  • 5 star rating He is one funny dude --
  • 5 star rating My roommate reminds me of jim breuer, and Seth Rogan combined. Walked in, and my room is smelling like straight gas while he's eating chips. --
  • 5 star rating Watching gametv on mute is funny like WTF am I watching? Demi, Jim Breuer, Kelly Ripa and some female that REALLY looks "soap opera-y" --
  • 3 star rating It's really pissing me off that jim breuer is standing in the foyer and we aren't smoking weed --
  • 5 star rating The difference between jim breuer in 1996 and today is that today he doesn't make the goat noise when he rummages through garbage for food. --
  • 4 star rating Kirstie Alley is indistinguishable from Jim Breuer, face-wise. --
  • 5 star rating He is the funniest man alive --
  • 2 star rating Just been listening to Jim Breuer all day, holy smoke, he might be the best stand-up comedian of our time. --
  • 3 star rating Kyle looked like fucking Jim Breuer from half baked when he got to Chris's --
  • 5 star rating Jim Breuer can be funny most of the time. --
  • 5 star rating If you are an adult (esp a parent) and have Netflix, go watch Jim Breuer's And Laughter For All stand up. Do it now. I howled w/ laughter. --

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