Jesus H Christ

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(Famous from The Passion of the Christ)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Jesus h christ this is too much --
  • 1 star rating Using tumblr on firefox just for xkit is not worth it at all i can hear my laptop screaming out for jesus h christ --
  • 4 star rating THIS IS HARMING HER TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL JESUS H CHRIST --
  • 5 star rating I'm so BASTILLE AF JESUS h CHRIST --
  • 2 star rating Jesus H Christ you make Tony Romo sound like he walks on water. WTF He's a very AVERAGE QB @ most. --
  • 3 star rating Dan Snyder is sitting with the president of the Navajo Nation. Jesus H Christ. --
  • 5 star rating Really didn't know how to feel on season 1 of AHS when the neighbor lady was like "Jesus H. Christ!" like when did Jesus get a middle name --
  • 5 star rating I would like to take this moment to thank Jesus H. Christ, the big man himself. Because no one is sitting next to me on the coach. --
  • 5 star rating JESUS H CHRIST WALKING DEAD IS ON TONIGHT --
  • 5 star rating Putin IS handing out a trophy. Jesus H. Christ. --
  • 1 star rating There's something about the song Chinito that makes me gigil. Is this a prelude to gayness (no offense)? Jesus H. Christ!?!? --
  • 5 star rating Jesus H Christ! 'SC is giving me a heart attack --
  • 5 star rating Ole Miss's defense is the troof, Jesus H Christ. --
  • 3 star rating Jesus H. Christ people. What part of not engaging with certain people is complicated? --
  • 3 star rating My roommate is haggling at bath and body works. jesus h christ i am literally in heaven rn. --
  • 2 star rating Jesus h. christ, what channel is fucking CityTV on Rogers?! watching hockey is like a treasure hunt now. --
  • 1 star rating Getting ready to sit down and watch some football and JESUS H. CHRIST WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS PURDUE WEARING --
  • 5 star rating Connie Britton is so beautiful Jesus H Christ --
  • 5 star rating JESUS H CHRIST WHAT IS IN THAT ROOM --
  • 2 star rating Jesus H. Christ, I go in the kitchen for 3 minutes and the Royals scored two runs and Hoz is on third?? Wow. --
  • 1 star rating It's Saturday night and I'm inside watching Orange Is The New Black for the first time. Jesus H Christ I miss Malia. --
  • 1 star rating Jesus-H-Christ! Tht ending was really heavy-handed! Proud of Janora but Korra just looks f***in' broken. Masterfully presented. --
  • 3 star rating This day is going downhill fucking fast. Jesus H Christ I just want ONE relaxing Saturday people! --
  • 3 star rating Danny Dyer is that much of a wank that he's actually named his daughter "Dani". Jesus H Christ. --
  • 1 star rating Jesus H Christ the Gabby Giffords scene in The Newsroom was some fantastic television. Really enjoying this show --
  • 4 star rating Home plate is straight suckin hairy ass back there. Jesus h Christ --
  • 1 star rating Jesus H Christ, why do you all care so much about this? Play games, and don't send death threats to people. All there is to it. --
  • 3 star rating Jesus H. CHRIST GONE GIRL IS A MASTERPIECE. DAVID FINCHER YOU CINEMATIC GENIUS --
  • 5 star rating Jesus H Christ....Brady is questionable for Sunday's game with an ankle injury? They practiced in Shells??? Did he slip on a banana? --
  • 5 star rating Jesus H. Christ, Amanda Bynes is a train wreck. --
  • 5 star rating Jesus h christ luke newberry is cute af --
  • 5 star rating Vote for Dumb and Not Dumber. Jesus H Christ these candidates are lower than fish poop. This is fucking ridiculous. These are NOT our best. --
  • 1 star rating Jesus H. Christ, Kate's sudden loathing of EJ is weak. The suspect setup is about as bad as the set-up for Stefano's last murder. --
  • 4 star rating WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON JESUS H CHRIST AMANDA BYNES ITS ONLY NOON --
  • 1 star rating Jesus H Christ my head and sinuses are going crazy. One minute I can't breathe, the next minute my nose is niagra falls, wtfffff! --
  • 3 star rating Jesus H. Christ. How long have you been following me and why are you so hot? --
  • 4 star rating And so imma do like Jesus H. Christ and imma turn the other cheek --
  • 5 star rating I'm so high Jesus h Christ --
  • 1 star rating Jesus H. Christ. I've never had anyone argue "I'm aware of how awful it is, I just don't care about the people it hurts" before. --
  • 5 star rating Jesus H Christ this bite is so fucking annoying --
  • 3 star rating Can we talk about how ridiculously incredible jessica was in the very last scene ?? jesus h christ --
  • 3 star rating THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST PROMINENT FUNCTION OF YOUR FUCKING VEHICLE. JESUS H CHRIST --
  • 5 star rating Jesus H. Christ. That stupid cannon is back. --
  • 3 star rating Jesus h christ even my moon sign is incorrect i don't think i'm a moon capricorn --
  • 3 star rating CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH ALL THIS POLITICS BULLSHIT JESUS H CHRIST WHATS DONE IS DONE. Carry on. --
  • 3 star rating I am so Extra, I drop a box of pasta and contemplate suicide, jesus h christ. --
  • 5 star rating My own shirt is hurting my eyes. Jesus H Christ. --
  • 5 star rating Jesus H Christ this is horrible --
  • 3 star rating Jesus H Christ Will Self is such a despicable patronising cunt of the highest order --
  • 5 star rating Break is over , Jesus H Christ --

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