Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jesus H Christ I'm a crusher
(Famous from The Passion of the Christ)
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Why People Have A Crush On Jesus H Christ
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Jesus h christ this is too much -- maggie berry
- Using tumblr on firefox just for xkit is not worth it at all i can hear my laptop screaming out for jesus h christ -- ☾tiny witchy prince☽
- THIS IS HARMING HER TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL JESUS H CHRIST -- As a Ian Apologist,
- I'm so BASTILLE AF JESUS h CHRIST -- calum hello there
- Jesus H Christ you make Tony Romo sound like he walks on water. WTF He's a very AVERAGE QB @ most. -- Tommy TJ Marcus
- Dan Snyder is sitting with the president of the Navajo Nation. Jesus H Christ. -- Pantera Bread
- Really didn't know how to feel on season 1 of AHS when the neighbor lady was like "Jesus H. Christ!" like when did Jesus get a middle name -- kennedi leigh ☮
- I would like to take this moment to thank Jesus H. Christ, the big man himself. Because no one is sitting next to me on the coach. -- Sass Incarnate.
- JESUS H CHRIST WALKING DEAD IS ON TONIGHT -- laura sour
- Putin IS handing out a trophy. Jesus H. Christ. -- Nathan
- There's something about the song Chinito that makes me gigil. Is this a prelude to gayness (no offense)? Jesus H. Christ!?!? -- You Know Nothing
- Jesus H Christ! 'SC is giving me a heart attack -- Mauricio Chavez
- Ole Miss's defense is the troof, Jesus H Christ. -- Iceberg Lettuce Slim
- Jesus H. Christ people. What part of not engaging with certain people is complicated? -- Schilling
- My roommate is haggling at bath and body works. jesus h christ i am literally in heaven rn. -- im a ghost booooo
- Jesus h. christ, what channel is fucking CityTV on Rogers?! watching hockey is like a treasure hunt now. -- Corey
- Getting ready to sit down and watch some football and JESUS H. CHRIST WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS PURDUE WEARING -- Tom Copain
- Connie Britton is so beautiful Jesus H Christ -- ✨tarantino jr ✨
- JESUS H CHRIST WHAT IS IN THAT ROOM -- Curvy Brunette Belle
- Jesus H. Christ, I go in the kitchen for 3 minutes and the Royals scored two runs and Hoz is on third?? Wow. -- Cat Garcia
- It's Saturday night and I'm inside watching Orange Is The New Black for the first time. Jesus H Christ I miss Malia. -- Cobby.
- Jesus-H-Christ! Tht ending was really heavy-handed! Proud of Janora but Korra just looks f***in' broken. Masterfully presented. -- Jo-El of Krypton
- This day is going downhill fucking fast. Jesus H Christ I just want ONE relaxing Saturday people! -- That Emily Gal
- Danny Dyer is that much of a wank that he's actually named his daughter "Dani". Jesus H Christ. -- Stuart Miller
- Jesus H Christ the Gabby Giffords scene in The Newsroom was some fantastic television. Really enjoying this show -- Joe Donnellan
- Home plate is straight suckin hairy ass back there. Jesus h Christ -- Zacree
- Jesus H Christ, why do you all care so much about this? Play games, and don't send death threats to people. All there is to it. -- Jason Clarke
- Jesus H. CHRIST GONE GIRL IS A MASTERPIECE. DAVID FINCHER YOU CINEMATIC GENIUS -- Connor J. BOOrke
- Jesus H Christ....Brady is questionable for Sunday's game with an ankle injury? They practiced in Shells??? Did he slip on a banana? -- rob lynch
- Jesus H. Christ, Amanda Bynes is a train wreck. -- Hunter DeMatteo
- Jesus h christ luke newberry is cute af -- loser
- Vote for Dumb and Not Dumber. Jesus H Christ these candidates are lower than fish poop. This is fucking ridiculous. These are NOT our best. -- PolyMorphus
- Jesus H. Christ, Kate's sudden loathing of EJ is weak. The suspect setup is about as bad as the set-up for Stefano's last murder. -- diggy jane
- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON JESUS H CHRIST AMANDA BYNES ITS ONLY NOON -- kaitlyn kelley
- Jesus H Christ my head and sinuses are going crazy. One minute I can't breathe, the next minute my nose is niagra falls, wtfffff! -- Tyler Wigington
- Jesus H. Christ. How long have you been following me and why are you so hot? -- Chloe Berghorn
- And so imma do like Jesus H. Christ and imma turn the other cheek -- ❤️October 19th♎️
- I'm so high Jesus h Christ -- in love and im sorry
- Jesus H. Christ. I've never had anyone argue "I'm aware of how awful it is, I just don't care about the people it hurts" before. -- Cran BoOoOoOnitz
- Jesus H Christ this bite is so fucking annoying -- Marty
- Can we talk about how ridiculously incredible jessica was in the very last scene ?? jesus h christ -- jimmy darling
- THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST PROMINENT FUNCTION OF YOUR FUCKING VEHICLE. JESUS H CHRIST -- Shauna McGrath
- Jesus H. Christ. That stupid cannon is back. -- Brian Hank Haenchen
- Jesus h christ even my moon sign is incorrect i don't think i'm a moon capricorn -- lyle || nsfr
- CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH ALL THIS POLITICS BULLSHIT JESUS H CHRIST WHATS DONE IS DONE. Carry on. -- Charlotte Edwards
- I am so Extra, I drop a box of pasta and contemplate suicide, jesus h christ. -- kell✨
- My own shirt is hurting my eyes. Jesus H Christ. -- j
- Jesus H Christ this is horrible -- Hannah ChEUtzpah
- Jesus H Christ Will Self is such a despicable patronising cunt of the highest order -- jseth
- Break is over , Jesus H Christ -- CJ
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