Jesse Palmer

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jesse Palmer
American college football player, college football player, quarterback, sports broadcaster (Famous from New York Giants Player/ Bachelor)
Votes Ranking Boost Ranking
Jesse Palmer ranks Loading, and ranks Loading among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.
He was named one of The Most Handsome Canadian Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Jesse Palmer is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "Tweet" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Jesse Palmer

new! Rate Jesse Palmer


Average: 9.3 (9 votes)


Average: 8.9 (8 votes)


Average: 8.7 (7 votes)


Average: 9.4 (5 votes)
Minimum 15 Words.
More votes will improve the ranking and your comment will show on the top. You'll be redirected to Paypal to finish the transaction.
3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I know Jesse Palmer from Food Network. He could breed me on a private beach any day. I still hold out hope that he's bi or gay --
  • 1 star rating Jesse Palmer saying Oregon has the worst offensive line in all of football is just robbing the spotlight from Wake Forest --
  • 2 star rating You know, like, when it's the middle of the second quarter and he is discussing Baylor's playoff chances? --
  • 5 star rating He is a loser... --
  • 3 star rating "Oregon is still undefeated when they play Oregon football." - Jesse Palmer --
  • 5 star rating Jesse Palmer usually isn't right about most things, but is correct when saying "prepare for chaos this weekend in college football" --
  • 5 star rating He is so attractive can we talk about that --
  • 5 star rating Jesse palmer is alpha as fuck --
  • 3 star rating Up your nose ESPN!! Oregon goes down Jesse Palmer you're a bum! Mariota isn't best QB!!! --
  • 1 star rating Jesse Palmer calls Mariota the best college QB. My ?. How does the "best QB" always choke? Jameis Winston is significantly better --
  • 2 star rating Like Jesse Palmer said, there was no way Oregon was running the table with their flaws. OL is a mess. --
  • 5 star rating A celebration penalty just cost Oregon a shot at the title, but that's not the worst part of this game. Why is Jesse Palmer on my TV screen? --
  • 5 star rating He is a tool --
  • 3 star rating Jesse Palmer has been talking up Marcus Mariotta this whole game... yeah he's doing so well :) --
  • 4 star rating I tell ya man, jesse palmer is way too chill of a bro to be canadian. --
  • 5 star rating He is trash --
  • 5 star rating He is in midseason form Week 0. --
  • 5 star rating He is the worst commentator --
  • 1 star rating Someone should tell Jesse Palmer and ESPN, the "best player in college FB" just got the ball stripped and is about to lose --
  • 5 star rating Jesse Palmer bugs so hard! --
  • 1 star rating Best player in college football is number 8, put the ball in his hand -Jesse Palmer Put it in his hand and he fumbled --
  • 1 star rating Sorry Jesse Palmer but the best player in college football is not Mariota. There's this guy in Tallahassee by the name of --
  • 5 star rating "The best player in college football is wearing number 8; give him the ball" - Jesse Palmer. Um, Gurley wears 3, bro. Get those eyes checked --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucking idiot --
  • 2 star rating Does Jesse Palmer think he is Hulk Hogan? "Take as much time off the clock as you can brother." hahaha --
  • 4 star rating He is so dumb. oregon needs thirty seconds just score. --
  • 3 star rating How many times is Jesse Palmer going to admit he has no idea about what he is talking? --
  • 5 star rating Seriously Shut up Jesse Palmer. --
  • 1 star rating Jesse Palmer: "Arizona's lucky that personal foul came on a hold." Um, the hold is why Oregon picked up 30 in the first place? --
  • 4 star rating Jesse Palmer, you're so hot- Why ya gotta be a such dick? --
  • 2 star rating Probably going to fall asleep to Jesse Palmer talking college football to me and I'm very okay with that. --
  • 5 star rating He is not very good at this --
  • 3 star rating No Jesse Palmer it isn't Arizona's d-line that is so good it is that Oregon's is bad. --
  • 2 star rating "[player x] is the Jar Jar Binks of the passing game." -Jesse Palmer. Like wtf does that even mean? --
  • 3 star rating Jesse Palmer needs to shut his "The Bachelor" ass up. Man is more annoying that Gilmore. --
  • 1 star rating Does anyone else at ESPN remember that Jesse Palmer was The Bachelor? I can't take him seriously for that reason. --
  • 1 star rating Jesse Palmer using terms like "trucked" and "housed" and "gashed" ... pretty good analyst. Tells it like it is. --
  • 5 star rating Apparently Jesse Palmer spent the last week or so wandering alone in the wilderness, and was pulled our just prior to going on air. --
  • 3 star rating That said, Danny Kanell and Jesse Palmer in the same broadcast booth is my nightmare. --
  • 1 star rating He is talking like returning 125 OL starts like it is a good thing. Clearly he isn't familiar with Strausser's work at UW. --
  • 5 star rating Why does Jesse Palmer irritate me so? --
  • 3 star rating Someone tell Jesse Palmer stupid gator self that not everyone inside zone is a read option --
  • 4 star rating I typically like Jesse Palmer... but he is calling a terrible game. --
  • 4 star rating He is flat out that a legit word? --
  • 5 star rating He is the Trent Dilfer of college football. --
  • 4 star rating Man, ya know who is so annoying... Jesse Palmer. Man oh man! --
  • 3 star rating One of my deepest darkest fantasy is visualizing Jesse Palmer gagged just so he will S.T.F.U. --
  • 5 star rating He is a god --
  • 5 star rating He is bae --

Throwback Thursday #TBT

jesse palmer girlfriend 0.jpg
jesse palmer haircut 1.jpg
jesse palmer giants 2.jpg
Jesse Palmer sexy 3.jpg
jesse palmer gators 4.jpg
jesse palmer football 5.jpg
jesse palmer girlfriend 6.jpg
Jesse Palmer sexy 7.jpg
jesse palmer giants 8.jpg
jesse palmer girlfriend 9.jpg
jesse palmer gators 10.jpg
Jesse Palmer sexy 11.jpg