I have a crush on Jesse Helms and I'm not ashamed to admit it

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American politician (Famous from Segregationist Senator from NC (1973-2003) who harbored supported apartheid in South Africa, was an ally to cruel dictator Augusto Pinochet, and harbored racist sentiments till his death)

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You really don't know who Strom Thurmond of Jesse Helms or John Connolly or Trent Lott are? Come on man. -- Spencer Windes
Is Santorum counting on his devotees either not knowing who Jesse Helms was or being just like him? view -- Dan J
JESSE HELMS COUNTRY Yeah...because Hawaii is also a state. It's weird y'all don't know that. -- liza
His big fundraising tagline was: "he is back! And this time, he's black!" -- Jim Antle
Moron, look up the Southern Bloc, strom thurmond & jesse helms then get back to us so we can mock your stupidity. -- cando161
Dead Kennedys had a great one about God being dead because of Jesse Helms. -- Es Verdead
What school of Liberalism advocates censorship because an issue being discussed is icky? Go hang out with Jesse Helms, turncoats. -- Toastycakes
I hope he is rolling over in his grave tonight. -- WayneClark

For future reference: any legislation that was introduced by Jesse Helms, and is still in effect, needs to be revisited... -- Robert A. Stansbury
I'm purely enjoying the idea that Jesse Helms' body is spinning wildly in its grave. -- The Historianess
And another Jesse Helms legacy is finally out to bed. -- PJ Puryear
He is spinning in his grave. HALLELUJAH.. -- Leigh
That crash you hear is Jesse Helms turning in his grave. -- David J. Chmiel
US-Cuba normalizing relations. Establishing embassies. he is rolling in his grave. -- Duane Bratt
of the day to engrave ~What I am suggesting is hard work and it can be slow work, but the rewards are well worth it. Jesse Helms -- Appleton Trophy
Jimmy Broughton joining McCrory Administration as Deputy Chief of Staff. Broughton is former Jesse Helms Chief of Staff -- Tim Boyum
Jesse Helms' legacy is so vile his foundation has a page dedicated to defending charges of being a racist homophobic bigot, of which he was. -- Nfinit
Blacks not being invisible is Communism. According to Jesse Helms, Republicans, etc. -- j363j, Inc.
Important to note that benefit of the doubt we are so willing to give to Republicans would have made Strom Thurmond + Jesse Helms good guys. -- PoliticEncyclopedia
Comment is so integrated now. Where is Jesse Helms? -- Oink
lawyer cousin used to be a Democrat. A David Duke/George Wallace/Jesse Helms Democrat? -- PlankySmith
A crystalline swan floating on the lake of allurement-hypnotizing the unsuspected spectators. Jesse Helms -- Yuna Kim Bot
Hey, GOP, I'm sympathetic when you call out Robert Byrd, but you had Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms, etc all those years. -- Autumn Florek
Every time a Republican says, But Bobby Byrd! you can easily shut them up by saying, Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond, asshole." -- Dheeraj Chand

Thom Tillis is such an embarrassment. Someone thought North Carolina needed another Jesse Helms. -- Mike Vanriel
I remember how happy I was when Jesse Helms died and when Strom Thurmond died...the world is a better place without them -- joejones➫
Donald Trump is the Jesse Helms of 2015. -- Jim Patterson
Every time I see "Jade Helms" I think "Is that Jesse Helms's granddaughter?" before I remember. -- scribblemethis
Most new colleague Jesse Helms, I respect because he is puzzled, but Trump was defeated. [Islamic extremism] could take to... -- Sock Puppet
South Carolina isn't the Carolina that elected Jesse Helms, so there's that. -- Womanic-Depressive
UNC TV is ROCKING IT..Last night Harvey Gantt- Jesse Helms story AND KKK 1952 Whiteville Tabor City NC Story PLUS no Smelly commercials, -- Art Martin
Ted Cruz's favorite US Senator in history is segregationist monster and traitor, Jesse Helms. -- x
Trolls tsked me, so retroactively: Jesse Helms served the US dutifully & was a brilliant bigot. We'll miss his tireless work to codify hate. -- Matthew Grimm
Scalia s obituary is gonna be as harsh as Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond when it comes to their political records -- Brett Easton Trellis
For queers of my generation, Scalia was the last of the Jesse Helms, Reagan power triumvirate that really fought our humanity. -- Heather Gold
The only reason I celebrate July 4th is because it was the day Jesse Helms died. What a great day that was. -- Problematic Genius
Roger Stone says Ted Cruz is a George Bush Republican who tried to reinvent himself as Jesse Helms. Comes to Washington acting like a prick. -- FieldRoamer
Rev. William Barber: is politics of Jesse Helms resurrected -- Keung Hui
Mapplethorpe: Look At The Pictures is on right now and if there is a hell, I hope that he is roasting in it. -- (/•ิ_•ิ)/TexMess
New Breitbart item on border walls is by Christopher Manion a former Jesse Helms staffer, enabler of Latin American fascists, Bircher scion -- Jas Smith
I really hope Michael Jordan never has to hear about Jesse Helms again. -- EC
Lou Holtz once supported Jesse Helms, a senator who repeatedly attempted to block MLK Day from being a nat'l holiday. Why are we surprised? -- Tommy Romanach
So is Jeff Sessions the poor man's Strom Thurmond or the retro Jesse Helms? -- csmiler20
Steve king is the ghost of jesse helms in a bargain basement chucky doll. -- J
Tonight's topic at the GOP convention is "what we can learn from Jesse Helms about race relations." -- Rick Greene
"Conservatism is a hard choice for a society that has become accustomed to big government and big entitlements." Jesse Helms -- Travis C. Plowden
Jeff Sessions is only slightly less racist and corrupt than Jesse Helms -- legalizepotusa
Steve King is the new flavor of Jesse Helms or Strom Thurmond. Helms and Thurmond were senators tho so King is even more irrelevant somehow. -- Hopeful 🏳️‍🌈 Fella
So are cigarette companies still completely Freemason? I remember how very much Freemason Republican Sen Jesse Helms loved his tobacco! -- TrapLordMBNL
I hope jesse helms is enjoying his time endlessly screaming in torment in hell. -- Schumpert McGee