Jerry Jones

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• Jerry Jones said Michael Gallup (knee) is out for the season. ACL injury -- Jon Machota
• Jerry Jones talking about Mo Claiborne and expectations!?! Is Romo meeting expectations after resigning for $100 mil lol -- cabreezy
• South Parks version of he is fucking ridiculous. -- Jacob™
• Someone may attack Jerry Jones because his eyes are really far apart!!!! -- Harold Dippman
• Jerry jones on Southpark is the funniest thing on the planet. -- Ricky Garcia
• South park is ripping the redskins and ray rice and jerry Jones right now -- Jsteeks
• Jerry jones shouldn't even be allowed to touch a football dude is dumb af -- #LongLiveKingLA
• So where is and their planes/banner...woman says Cowboys owner Jerry Jones paid to prevent her from reporting an alleged sexual assault -- Jaye
• Jerry Jones on south Park is too funny -- Kaleb Ball
• So apparently tonight's South Park about the Redskins and Jerry Jones was AWESOME. in the words of Borat "I'm so excite" -- David Fallavollita
• So happy I'm not Jerry Jones today.. -- Eitan Cramer
• Lol South Park's he is fucking awesome -- Zach
• The clip of Jerry Jones was just too much. South Park is the damn best. -- Will Thompson
• South Park came at the NFL scandals, Redskins, Rg3 being hurt, kick starters, Jerry Jones, and threw in Roger Goodell's Conference -- Brian Fantana
• Lol howwww did i miss that Jerry Jones skit..... lmaoooo. the Print screen is funny af -- Jon Avery
• SouthPark made fun of Jerry Jones and all is right with the world right now -- Taylor
• I don't think this is what Jerry Jones meant by Joseph Randle getting more touches. -- Rich Eisen
• Jerry Jones told me LT Tryon Smith is "probably our best player on offense" which includes Romo, Dez, Witten, Murray -- Chris Mortensen
• He is the worst GM in the NFL. -- Merrill Reese
• He is a power bottom -- a haunted videogame.
• No. I don't mean that, Dallas. Actually, Dallas' ideal celebrity is Jerry Jones. -- The Sahj
• Oh sweet baby Jesus no. Jerry Jones Could seriously be GM of the year if this keeps up. That can't happen. -- Michael Phelps
• Jerry jones is a fuckin idiot, he needs to get out of the NFL -- alex mcevoy
• HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! the is 4a player caught shop-lifting cologne testers? C'mon mane jerry jones will buy u all the u need!! -- MIKE P.
• Seriously Jerry Jones...smell the roses???....you beat the seahawks in a regular season game...pump the breaks...smell Superbowl roses!!!!!! -- Julissa Gonzales
• Jerry Jones said Cowboys medical staff is more concerned about Tyrone Crawford's knee than Rolando McClain's. Crawford has MCL damage. -- Tim MacMahon
• That loud thumping noise coming from Valley Ranch is jerry jones bouncing his head up and down on his desk! -- Terry Snow
• Jerry Jones mad DEZ signed to the Roc. He know where home is. -- HennDog
• I guess I don't get why he is trippin about Dez leaving for the Roc? -- kyleejae.
• He is a slave master. Of course he is gonna be pissed that Dez is seeking money outside of the plantation. -- JusticeTrue
• I think he is the worst owner in the league -- Mack
• and so does Jerry Jones -- Dan
• So Dallas chose a hashtag for their trip to London this week. Finally, Jerry Jones and the gang got it right! -- Bob Lochel
• Is there anybody that believes Jerry Jones built the championship other than Jerry Jones? t,co/fkz4L9iGUr -- Babe Macalister
• Jerry Jones public panic on missing the playoffs another year is AWESOME. -- Mark H
• So now what? Let AP come back? Gain about 750 yards, then trade him to Jerry Jones? Or will he now get suspended? The latter SHOULD happen. -- Nick Tuckner
• So he is pretty much saying Dez Bryant won't get the big contract cause he going to Roc nation over his guy Parker. -- Shawn
• I don't have a good feeling about Tony Romo possibly playing in Sundays game against the Jaguars. he is a douche! -- KP
• Why Jerry Jones cock blockin the ROC??? Jerry is a true hater. Give Dez that money!!! -- D.BATES
• The cowboys problem is jerry jones. Romo has 2 fractures in his lower back, and he still wants to play him?? Mas puto! -- Oso
• Jerry jones is a fucking racist ROC nation will get DEZ the money that he deserves that's why jerry don't want Dez to go with them -- adub24
• Dez bryant signed to roc nation n he isn't comfortable having him dealing w jay z ... crazy b -- ralph
• Jerry jones wasn't gonna get Dez commercials and extra incentives like I know roc nation is gonna get him -- L.A.
• He is always right -- shane
• If Jerry Jones doesn't resign Dez because he's gonna sign w Roc Nation I will be a very bitter person -- Kj Staley
• I think jerry jones decided that weeden played so poorly on Sunday that he doesn't deserve to play... And I have to agree with that -- Lauren O'Brien
• Jerry Jones takes care of his players but has also allowed his arrogance to ruin drafts. Not to mention is the architect of the salary cap -- opulent_HERO
• He is a real piece of work. He gave up his wife's first class seat to London for Tony Romo give up your seat u sorry ass -- travis burden
• My back is blown out. I'm playing with pain today like Tony Romo because it's Election Day - and Jerry Jones ordered me to play.. -- John Boel
• Will someone ask why he is so against Roc Nation? Never Thought Hip Hop Would Take it This Far? -- Matt Varela

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