Jeff Gillooly

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• Where is Jeff Gillooly and his crew when you need them? -- Chris
• this is terrible news. Where is Jeff Gillooly when you need a knee cap busted? -- RobbY
• How very "Jeff Gillooly" of you all. And by that, I mean stupid. -- Seán Barry
• Praying someone paid Jeff Gillooly to visit the backyard tonight. That's fantastic! -- Skeletor
• Praying someone paid Jeff Gillooly to visit the backyard tonight. -- just another mo
• Andrew Luck, meet Jeff Gillooly -- Mugzy Payton
• It's a "strained left calf" in that Jeff Fisher gave him a Jeff Gillooly in the left calf in the locker room -- Mark Demaray
• Hey Jeff Gillooly do u need work we have a closer who needs a visit DM me -- Todd Zwillich
• Peyton Manning could recruit Tanya Harding to tell Jeff Gillooly to hire a hit man to club Aaron Rodgers' knee -- BetrayedBocaBaker
• Football....Here's to hoping that somebody or maybe people on here can get together, throw some money into a pile and get a Jeff Gillooly -- Scott Gallagher
• What-you didn't hear E.Sanders was at Kentucky derby also Harding Gillooly -- mike demuro
• You get emails from Jeff Gillooly now? -- Jake
• ...oh and the reason I think Texas will win is because I hired Jeff Gillooly to beat on Bryce Petty's elbow. -- TOWERSHOTS
• Hope Mickelson enjoyed his flight home ALONE! In 2016, stay home Phil. Or someone call Jeff Gillooly... -- Hokie in Salisbury
• There's a cologne smell which we think is CK One. A magazine page with Steffi Graff (crotch cut out) and autographed pic of Jeff Gillooly. -- the bills brothers
• Conservatives criticizing Obama for Ebola is like Jeff Gillooly criticizing Nancy Kerrigan's short program. -- Gojira
• Anyone know Jeff Gillooly's phone number? I need to introduce him to Nick Folk -- Financial Ownalyst
• Jeff Gillooly and Antoine Walker are you're seats A and C on your Delta flight to Atlanta. Welcome to hell. -- 50ShadesofMacyGray
• Saw a guy walk in to this hotel of his own accord. Went straight to a scooter. Texted my ole pal Jeff Gillooly to take care of this for me. -- samdavidson
• Hey- is that Jeff Gillooly sneaking into the Giants dugout? -- Mariann Wapp
• There are rumors of Jeff Gillooly being in Arlington (or North Texas as the NCAA says). -- TheDitkaCup
• KC Royals tried to use Jeff Gillooly as a pinch-hitter against Madison Bumgarner, but umpire didn't like the "bat" he brought to the plate. -- Donnie Wilkie
• If the Sixers are up at the half, Hinkie might just hire Jeff Gillooly to take care of a few of them -- Eponymous Knob
• Where are Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckhardt when you need them? -- Kevin Noon
• Can someone just do a Jeff Gillooly on Jerry Jones? -- Mike Stenz
• Weeden's already called Jeff Gillooly to see if he can sneak onto the sideline and kneecap Romo. -- Jive Kevin Sumlin
• Do you think Jeff Gillooly can visit Hunter Pence for us? Asking for a friend. -- nobody
• Id like to personally invite Jeff gillooly to the Giants dugout. -- Poor Homie Nick
• They just paged a Jeff Gillooly over the intercom at O'Hare -- Nate Gelber
• Manziel should have Jeff Gillooly on speed dial. -- Rummy
• Somebody find Jeff Gillooly to kneecap Allen. Please. -- Pric Flair
• So Adam Clendening hired Jeff Gillooly to shoot the puck into TVR, right? -- fullmetalninja
• Jeff Gillooly -- darksidedeb
• Dad: "I see that for the RTDNAC award, you're up against someone from WWAY. If you want, I could do a Jeff Gillooly on her..." ha no thanks -- Steve Roth
• It bothers me that the defense lacks fight. I know the WR-CB match up is a nightmare. How about jamming them? Jeff Gillooly them? -- SYoungblood73
• Zeb got knocked out on Raw, did anyone look for Jeff Gillooly? Yes I know I am 3 days late so what! -- That_other_Tania
• Dennis Lindsey on Gary Briggs: "He wasn't Jeff Gillooly heading out there with a bat. His intent was pure. I appreciated what he did." -- Spencer Checketts
• JaVale McGee (clubbed in knee with baton by thug hired by Jeff Gillooly) was expected to return to action Monday, but did not play. -- NBA Injury Report
• Rusev now in cahoots with Jeff Gillooly -- Critical Bill
• Does jeff gillooly have comment? He can take care of this Michael Martinez issue for us -- ZABZC
• There are about 78,000 people that want to Jeff Gillooly Hoyer's knee at halftime. -- Brad VanFo
• Gonna need a jeff gillooly to get out there and crack Kobe's knees pretty soon here. -- RPR
• Jeff Gillooly needs to pay a visit to Michal Neuvirth between periods. -- Trending Buffalo
• Oh Jeff Gillooly where are ye? need a few players and a coach taken out before the end up 9th in the conference for the 40th time. -- Leave Me Alone
• Former Vice President Dick Cheney Quotes Tanya Harding's ex-husband, Jeff Gillooly, on CIA interrogations: I d do it again in a minute." -- rut_road
• I'm pretty sure if you subpoena Hillary's Google searches an hour after Biden declares, you'll find "Where is Jeff Gillooly now?" -- Joel Engel
• I can't believe the phrase "Absolutely, Jeff Gillooly!" never caught on. -- Chaos Orbison
• "That's a cute boy." - Tonya Harding on Jeff Gillooly -- Stu Watson
• If breaking Aaron Rodgers legs ends these State Farm commercials (flips crowbar in air), call me Jeff Gillooly. -- EggnogIsGood4U
• Anyone else wondering if Dion Waiters hired Jeff Gillooly to take out LeBron? -- C. Pierznik

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