Jasper Carrott

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British comedian
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating The person I'd really like to see make a guest appearance in Peaky Blinders is Jasper Carrott. --
  • 5 star rating Anyone seen Jasper Carrott live ? Any good? --
  • 5 star rating This lecturer looks like jasper carrott --
  • 3 star rating Reza Spice Prince of Thailand looks like an Asian Jasper Carrott playing at the Blue Oyster Club --
  • 3 star rating Donny Osmond's new syrup makes him look like Mr Wiggy from the Jasper Carrott sketches of old on --
  • 5 star rating Just home from Jasper Carrott's "Stand up and Rock" show at the Embassy in Skegness. Brilliant evening - great comedy and great music --
  • 5 star rating Some prick on a moped whizzing back and forth along our road. And now Jasper Carrott's 'Funky Moped' song is stuck in my head. -_- --
  • 3 star rating he is talking to me today at 1.20pm 94.6FM He's in Stoke & Stafford on tour! --
  • 1 star rating Just been watching Jasper Carrott's Magic Roundabout on Youtube. We never did find out if Florence was a virgin! --
  • 5 star rating ATTN COMEDY FANS: Poundland are currently selling lots of Network DVDs (Spitting Image, Audience w/ Jasper Carrott, Dawson Weekly, etc). --
  • 3 star rating Great day! Childrens sports day, productive work day and Jasper Carrott live tonight! Happy days ! --
  • 2 star rating Just like Jasper Carrott used to attract nutters, I seem to attract drivers who don't use their indicators. --
  • 4 star rating You know what I miss? Jasper Carrott's Golden Balls. What a show. --
  • 5 star rating I miss Jasper Carrott --
  • 1 star rating I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron -Jasper Carrott --
  • 1 star rating Brilliant evening with Jasper Carrott at New Victoria Theatre, Woking last night. Great to see you've still got it Jasper! --
  • 1 star rating It's all about the comedy next week at St George's Hall with Stewart Lee on Mon and then Jasper Carrott on Wed --
  • 5 star rating "You need to get these ingredients: Jasper - Carrott; Michael - Fish; Matt - Berry; Jason - Orange; Colin - Salmon; Anthony - Quayle." --
  • 5 star rating About to see Jasper Carrott. --
  • 4 star rating In the words of Jasper Carrott... "shit on the Villa" --
  • 5 star rating Looking back at All About Me, it's actually hilariously bad. Jasper Carrott and Meera Syal have a disabled son with a Stephen Hawking voice --
  • 2 star rating Do you have any questions you would like to put to the legendary Jasper Carrott? Chatting to him shortly --
  • 5 star rating Wish they were still doing new series of Golden Balls. Love Jasper Carrott. --
  • 5 star rating He is gutted there ... --
  • 3 star rating Freaks my nut out that Dawn from The Office is Jasper Carrott's daughter --
  • 5 star rating Jasper carrott is the boy --
  • 1 star rating Says it all about the great folk of Birmingham - he is on and Adrian Chiles and Bill Oddie have been nominated, ah, Birmingham --
  • 1 star rating Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. Jasper Carrott --
  • 3 star rating So farewell then Jimmy Hill 'You could get pickles out of a jar with that chin' - Jasper Carrott --
  • 3 star rating As per usual, hope we absolutely nail these Jasper Carrott twats to the wall tonight. --
  • 4 star rating Ahh, the Ant and Dec vs Jasper Carrott battle. Fucking radgeful --
  • 2 star rating I want to get zen's golden weapon then rename myself to Jasper Carrott but nobody would get the joke --
  • 5 star rating On tonight's Celebrity Allotment ... Jasper Carrott knows his onions. Eddie Murphy discusses spuds, and Robert De Niro has a 'mystery bag' --
  • 5 star rating He is still hilarious! --
  • 5 star rating Why is no one talking about the fact that Jasper Carrott's Golden Balls was the precursor to everything that has gone wrong in society? --
  • 4 star rating This is like an episode of Goldenballs, just needs Jasper Carrott --
  • 2 star rating What a fantastic night at the Wolverhampton Grand seeing Stand Up and Rock with Jasper Carrott, Bev Bevan etc --
  • 5 star rating So Love Island has basically just become Golden Balls. Please tell me he is in the other villa for their results --
  • 5 star rating What a ridiculous tournament - what the Golden Ball trophy for? Is Jasper Carrott gonna appear and ask if he wants to share or steal? --
  • 1 star rating Love this new FIFA. It s quality. Why the fuck they ve got Jasper Carrott commentating is fucking beyond me though. --
  • 3 star rating Is jasper carrott still alive?? Ever since golden balls finished ive not seen or herd of him --
  • 4 star rating So the Seinfeld finale was just the Jasper Carrott Trial rehashed? --
  • 1 star rating Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. __Jasper Carrott --
  • 3 star rating Just put two and two together that he is the father of Lucy Davis. I'm physically reeling... --
  • 5 star rating Very reminiscent of early Jasper Carrott --
  • 3 star rating Fuck Jasper Carrott he is a boring blues nose wanker who ent even funny --
  • 4 star rating Is it just me or does willo flood look like Jasper carrott? --
  • 2 star rating This guy is like a 2018 Jasper Carrott. I ll leave you to work out wether that s a good thing or not. --
  • 4 star rating This is my favourite song about a Jasper Carrott sitcom. --
  • 1 star rating is it like the jasper carrott woolworths bit. but like so "hi i put anthrax in the fish tank" "ohhhh... not my department" --

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