Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jasper Carrott I'm a crusher
British comedian
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Jasper Carrott is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jasper Carrott
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The person I'd really like to see make a guest appearance in Peaky Blinders is Jasper Carrott. -- Bill
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Anyone seen Jasper Carrott live ? Any good? -- Hampy
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This lecturer looks like jasper carrott -- Kamran Raza
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Reza Spice Prince of Thailand looks like an Asian Jasper Carrott playing at the Blue Oyster Club -- Susan Russam
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Donny Osmond's new syrup makes him look like Mr Wiggy from the Jasper Carrott sketches of old on -- Moany Old Woman
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Just home from Jasper Carrott's "Stand up and Rock" show at the Embassy in Skegness. Brilliant evening - great comedy and great music -- Martin Wace
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Some prick on a moped whizzing back and forth along our road. And now Jasper Carrott's 'Funky Moped' song is stuck in my head. -_- -- Animation Fanatical
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he is talking to me today at 1.20pm 94.6FM He's in Stoke & Stafford on tour! -- Liz Ellis
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Just been watching Jasper Carrott's Magic Roundabout on Youtube. We never did find out if Florence was a virgin! -- Richard George
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ATTN COMEDY FANS: Poundland are currently selling lots of Network DVDs (Spitting Image, Audience w/ Jasper Carrott, Dawson Weekly, etc). -- Mark Jones
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Great day! Childrens sports day, productive work day and Jasper Carrott live tonight! Happy days ! -- Barbara Pugh
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Just like Jasper Carrott used to attract nutters, I seem to attract drivers who don't use their indicators. -- Truly Local
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You know what I miss? Jasper Carrott's Golden Balls. What a show. -- Holly Francis
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I miss Jasper Carrott -- Matt Johnson
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I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron -Jasper Carrott -- TALL DAWG
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Brilliant evening with Jasper Carrott at New Victoria Theatre, Woking last night. Great to see you've still got it Jasper! -- Mike Deavin
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It's all about the comedy next week at St George's Hall with Stewart Lee on Mon and then Jasper Carrott on Wed -- Bradford Theatres
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"You need to get these ingredients: Jasper - Carrott; Michael - Fish; Matt - Berry; Jason - Orange; Colin - Salmon; Anthony - Quayle." -- robertwilfort
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About to see Jasper Carrott. -- Rob Baston
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In the words of Jasper Carrott... "shit on the Villa" -- Andy Bett
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Looking back at All About Me, it's actually hilariously bad. Jasper Carrott and Meera Syal have a disabled son with a Stephen Hawking voice -- Ambrose Coghill
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Do you have any questions you would like to put to the legendary Jasper Carrott? Chatting to him shortly -- Chris Madden
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Wish they were still doing new series of Golden Balls. Love Jasper Carrott. -- Phil Woods
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He is gutted there ... -- Rob Leighton
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Freaks my nut out that Dawn from The Office is Jasper Carrott's daughter -- Noël Downings
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Jasper carrott is the boy -- Sam Bevan
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Says it all about the great folk of Birmingham - he is on and Adrian Chiles and Bill Oddie have been nominated, ah, Birmingham -- Jimmy
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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. Jasper Carrott -- John Welford
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So farewell then Jimmy Hill
'You could get pickles out of a jar with that chin' - Jasper Carrott -- BantamJo
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As per usual, hope we absolutely nail these Jasper Carrott twats to the wall tonight. -- Allied 3iscuit
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Ahh, the Ant and Dec vs Jasper Carrott battle. Fucking radgeful -- Chris
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I want to get zen's golden weapon then rename myself to Jasper Carrott but nobody would get the joke -- Ben
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On tonight's Celebrity Allotment ... Jasper Carrott knows his onions. Eddie Murphy discusses spuds, and Robert De Niro has a 'mystery bag' -- Whisky Jack Glesga
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He is still hilarious! -- Steve
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Why is no one talking about the fact that Jasper Carrott's Golden Balls was the precursor to everything that has gone wrong in society? -- Jamie Kinlochan
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This is like an episode of Goldenballs, just needs Jasper Carrott -- Carl Mortimer
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What a fantastic night at the Wolverhampton Grand seeing Stand Up and Rock with Jasper Carrott, Bev Bevan etc -- David J Payne
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So Love Island has basically just become Golden Balls. Please tell me he is in the other villa for their results -- Matt Pettit
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What a ridiculous tournament - what the Golden Ball trophy for? Is Jasper Carrott gonna appear and ask if he wants to share or steal? -- Andy Monks
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Love this new FIFA. It s quality. Why the fuck they ve got Jasper Carrott commentating is fucking beyond me though. -- Paul Williams
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Is jasper carrott still alive?? Ever since golden balls finished ive not seen or herd of him -- Kearanboii
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So the Seinfeld finale was just the Jasper Carrott Trial rehashed? -- EssOpie but in 2018
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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. __Jasper Carrott -- Marielys 🍬
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Just put two and two together that he is the father of Lucy Davis. I'm physically reeling... -- Chris Arrant
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Very reminiscent of early Jasper Carrott -- SaffronKim
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Fuck Jasper Carrott he is a boring blues nose wanker who ent even funny -- Villa Bitch is back
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Is it just me or does willo flood look like Jasper carrott? -- 🇬🇧Rfcbluebelle🇬🇧
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This guy is like a 2018 Jasper Carrott. I ll leave you to work out wether that s a good thing or not. -- 🤔Jules F-C🤔
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This is my favourite song about a Jasper Carrott sitcom. -- DavetheDave
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is it like the jasper carrott woolworths bit. but like so
"hi i put anthrax in the fish tank"
"ohhhh... not my department" -- Stew Fisher
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