Jason Schwartzman

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jason Schwartzman
American, Actor (Famous from Rushmore)
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Jason Schwartzman is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating The movie 7 Chinese Brothers made me feel for him cause his life was crap. Plus his dog Arrow is so damn adorable. Jas is ultimate short half Italian men --
  • 4 star rating He is so short which makes his so adorable and he sings beautiful. Short adorable Italian men --
  • 5 star rating I know Jason Schwartzman from bored to death , he was very mysterious and sexy ,simply a crush --
  • 5 star rating TIL that he is Talia Shire s son. --
  • 3 star rating Best thing u will hear 2nite: jason schwartzman is cousins with nicolas cage --
  • 2 star rating He is technically a Coppola, so obviously there is a picture of him in a frame on the wall of my heart. --
  • 5 star rating And fucking he is Ash brilliant. --
  • 1 star rating I've realized I find guys with strong eye brows so attractive. Strong eye brows not unibrows, think Jason Schwartzman --
  • 1 star rating Jason schwartzman n zooey deschanels voices compliment each other so nicely i jst want them to get back together --
  • 5 star rating He is so fuckin cool, why isnt he my friend --
  • 4 star rating Jason Schwartzman makes everything so much more interesting. --
  • 1 star rating Watching Marie Antoinette w the puppy and telling her about how Jason Schwartzman riding a horse is everything to me --
  • 1 star rating JASON....SCHWARTZMAN....you sexy fuck. Do you have a comment? And if so I shall comment thee good morning always! --
  • 4 star rating Can we talk about how he is a mega babe? Because yeah. --
  • 5 star rating Movie idea i play the adorable main character who falls into a very dramatic love triangle between colin firth and jason schwartzman --
  • 3 star rating Wait so he is Sofia Coppola's cousin, and her cousin is Nicolas Cage.... what? --
  • 1 star rating Just put together the fact that Sofia Coppola, Jason Schwartzman, and Nicholas Cage are cousins. My mind is blown. --
  • 3 star rating So did everyone already know that Adrian from Rocky is Jason Schwartzman's mother? --
  • 5 star rating Why is nicholas cage jason schwartzman's cousin --
  • 5 star rating I know what I'm about, and he is 110% it. --
  • 5 star rating TIL Coconut Records is Jason Schwartzman --
  • 4 star rating Jason Schwartzman on Parks & Rec is the greatest thing ever. --
  • 5 star rating Davy is Jason Schwartzman's sgt peppers. --
  • 5 star rating My father looks a lot like Adrian Brody and my brother looks a lot like Jason Schwartzman, which really complicates The Darjeeling Limited. --
  • 3 star rating "Is that... Jason Schwartzman?!" is probably the funniest sentence I can think of --
  • 3 star rating He is fantastic in His character... Not so much. What a Grade A narcissistic arse. --
  • 1 star rating Today i found out that jason schwartzman is the lead singer of coconut records. my life is at peace. my soul is complete. --
  • 2 star rating LISTEN UP PHILIP 4.5/5. Extraordinary work. Like John Cassavetes meets Wes Anderson. he is my spirit animal. --
  • 5 star rating After watching (most of) 'Listen Up Philip' I realize I can only tolerate Jason Schwartzman if he is buried in a Wes Anderson movie --
  • 5 star rating I love Jason Schwartzman so much --
  • 3 star rating Jason schwartzman wearing a shirt with his own face on it is everything --
  • 5 star rating Okay call me stupid but didn't know Talia Shire is; FFC's sister, Nicolas cage's aunt, Sonia coppola's aunt, and Jason schwartzman's MOM?!? --
  • 5 star rating He is in Big Eyes as well! --
  • 4 star rating Im so obsessed with adrien brody and jason schwartzman --
  • 5 star rating I love Jason Schwartzman so much it's unreal --
  • 5 star rating Really enjoyed most of Listen Up Philip. Thought it was one of Jason Schwartzman's funniest characters thnx to a great script by Alex Perry --
  • 3 star rating Just got to the Jason Schwartzman episode of Parks and Rec. Giggling so hard my tummy hurts. --
  • 3 star rating I work with a dude who is basically. Jason Schwartzman's character from Parks and Rec. --
  • 3 star rating Had no idea that Jason Schwartzman was in Phantom Planet. That shit is nuts. --
  • 3 star rating Anything Jason Schwartzman touches is phenomenal so I'm sure will meet all my expectations. --
  • 5 star rating Also it's jason schwartzman's birthday today so happy 35th to my first love, keep being beautiful --
  • 1 star rating Tim burton's new movie 'big eyes' comes out on christmas and jason schwartzman's in it..wow there really is a god --
  • 1 star rating Jason Schwartzman was the drummer for Phantom Planet and his brother is the lead singer of Rooney. How did I miss this? --
  • 1 star rating Yesterday i saw Listen Up Philip and was so ashamed to recognize myself in jason schwartzman's behaviour in the 1st 5 minutes --
  • 1 star rating I usually don't really like Tim Burton but HIS NEW MOVIE HAS CHRISTOPH WALTZ AND JASON SCHWARTZMAN IN IT COUNT ME IN --
  • 3 star rating I feel like I could watch pretty much anything with Jason Schwartzman and really enjoy it. --
  • 2 star rating Penguin is a great stooge on He's like a nervous criminal version of Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore. --
  • 5 star rating Okay but is jason schwartzman hot or not --

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