Jarvis Cocker

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English musician (Famous from Pulp)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating My crush came like a hit with a cannon ball while watching Pulp: a Film About Life... Never had that before. I love him. He's so clever and nice, has a sexy voice. I could write an essay.... --
  • 3 star rating I know Jarvis Cocker from Pulp and my heart. My first crush and unrequierd love --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis cocker is a cool bit unfortunate name --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis cocker is p great tbh cool guy --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis cocker is goals --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis cocker is my soul mate tbh --
  • 3 star rating Jarvis cocker drinks gluten free beer, so you can all start feeling better about yourselves --
  • 5 star rating He is 51?! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?! --
  • 5 star rating He is 51?!? --
  • 5 star rating He is telling it like it is right now. --
  • 5 star rating He is 51 today? Happy birthday mate! X --
  • 3 star rating Pulp Fiction is the name of my book about the magical adventures of Jarvis Cocker and friends. --
  • 5 star rating A very happy birthday to Jarvis Cocker! --
  • 4 star rating He is so old he's 50 or 51 then Damon's like 45 or 46 --
  • 5 star rating Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. -Jarvis Cocker --
  • 3 star rating Is there only me who doesn't care that Jarvis Cocker's in Sheffield tomorrow? Overrated and creepy --
  • 4 star rating 91.3FM The Edge is playing "Angela" by Jarvis Cocker. --
  • 4 star rating 'Question Time is just Jeremy Kyle for posh people' - Jarvis Cocker --
  • 3 star rating He is one of the very few people allowed to be shirtless underneath a blazer. --
  • 5 star rating Cocaine Socialism is a masterpiece of a song. I love the Jarvis Cocker. --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis cocker is a babe --
  • 2 star rating Acc to the PM, William Hague is the 'greatest living Yorkshireman'. Erm. Jarvis Cocker? Adil Rashid? --
  • 5 star rating The is Jarvis Cocker surely? --
  • 5 star rating If Cameron thinks Hague is the greatest living Yorkshireman than he a) is a fud, and b) has never heard of Jarvis Cocker or Julian Barratt --
  • 1 star rating Also, how can Cameron claim Hague is the 'greatest living Yorkshireman' when we all know that title belongs to Jarvis Cocker? --
  • 3 star rating Q. who is the greatest living yorkshireman? 1. sean bean 2. jarvis cocker 3. william hague ?? --
  • 5 star rating Off to see that guy tonight. You know the one? Used to be in that band, the really good one. What's his name? Oh yeah, JARVIS COCKER. --
  • 3 star rating Anything Alex Turner has ever written....He owes to Jarvis Cocker. Thank you that is all. --
  • 3 star rating We have just had a pleasure of serving Jarvis Cocker. Amazing -:) very proud --
  • 1 star rating So Crystal Castles have broken up. Finally we might get to see the long awaited Jarvis Cocker Alice a Glass supergroup GlassCock. --
  • 3 star rating So PM kicks of debate over - my vote; Jarvis Cocker and Jessica Ennis for woman. --
  • 1 star rating Jarvis Cockers slumber party: Chronic insomniac he is going on a musical odyssey into sleeplessness. He tells Alfred Hickl... --
  • 1 star rating Thanks to Jarvis cocker and the fine band that is pulp were having a very active morning here on comment cheers followers --
  • 1 star rating Very disappointed to discover Sheffield doesn't have a 30 foot tall solid gold statue of Jarvis Cocker. They need to get on that. --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis Cocker used to be my 'weird crush' but now he just looks too much like one of my lecturers, so I can't deal. --
  • 3 star rating Seriously thought eddie redmayne as stephen hawking was eddie redmayne as jarvis cocker --
  • 5 star rating He is the only Slender Man. --
  • 5 star rating London's theatres are excelling themselves in song choices this year. It is as if Jarvis Cocker wrote Common People for Hal and Falstaff --
  • 5 star rating The Pulp - Common People "If you call your Dad he could stop it" Jarvis Cocker is accusing the upper classes of negligence towards the poor --
  • 5 star rating Where is jarvis cocker now --
  • 4 star rating And so it is decided, this Halloween I am going as Jarvis Cocker --
  • 3 star rating It really saddens me that my dad has met Jarvis cocker, Jools holland and Feargal sharkey tbh --
  • 2 star rating It's well cool that he is the lead singer when there's that band playing at the ball in Goblet of Fire --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis Cocker was so cool last night --
  • 3 star rating So last night I witnessed Jarvis Cocker put a donk on it, while drinking a glass of red. Amazing! --
  • 3 star rating The Iggy Pop and Jarvis Cocker cover of Red Right Hand is fantastic. Who are the musicians though? --
  • 3 star rating I think Jarvis Cocker could be my most favourite person of all time really --
  • 4 star rating So fcking excited to see jarvis cocker and Steve MacKey tonight --
  • 5 star rating Jarvis cocker is my soulmate --
  • 3 star rating Imagine being the 'Deborah' in disco 2000, imagine not noticing Jarvis Cocker --

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