Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jaap Stam I'm a crusher
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Jaap Stam is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Jaap Stam
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Jiip he is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick, he'll make you look a dick,
Jiip Jaap, Jaap Stam... -- SJ Lawro
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Funny how city fans actually think Zabaleta is harder than Jaap Stam! lol -- Jamie F
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Trying to claim Zabaleta is harder than he is the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard. -- Capt. Bush Head
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Vincent Kompany reminds me of Jaap Stam. Doesn't really matter who you put beside him, the defence will hold. Good test tonight. -- Frank Dunne
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Robbie Williams - Eternity is the most emotional song in the world, it could make Jaap Stam cry -- JB
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He is a rapist -- BenjHyams
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Jaap Stam weet wie Banksy is...The Stig. -- Jaap Stam Facts
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I don't think it's an overreaction to say McNair is the new Jaap Stam. -- Dane
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Waar is Jaap Stam als je h'm nodig hebt? -- Cyriel Hendrix
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Peter Schmeichel: "Jaap 'Stam is de beste verdediger met wie ik speelde. Hij was ongelooflijk." -- Manchester United NL
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Champions League ChampionsLeague :
A. Pschmeichel1: I'd have to say Jaap Stam: he was just unbelievable. So quick and so strong.... -- Sports
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Welbeck is the new Zola
Chambers is the new Jaap Stam
Arteta is Xabi Alonso
Wilshere is 05-08 Gerrard -- Malachi
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Ohhhhhh pablo zabaleta he is the fucking man he is an argentinian hes harder than jaap stam he plays in blue and white for pellegrinis man -- vitória liz
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And Harry Redknapp says we must take him seriously when he leaves out Jaap Stam and Nemanja Vidic out of his Best Prem squads. -- Lunga Biyela
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Roy Keane is about the only man that talk about the ills of SAF and the Club. You know why Jaap Stam was sold to Lazio? -- HBD Amelia
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I wouldn't mind Delph and Vlaar for United. Cheeky buys them I love Delph he's a baller and Vlaar is a shit Jaap Stam -- ▲♬$￦¡zza®d♪▼
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Yip he is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick and he ll make you look a dick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam -- SimpatisanUnited CLG
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Ohh Tiago Casasola, he is a Fulham fan. He comes from Argentina, he's harder than Jaap Stam. He plays in black and white, for Kit Symons men -- Jack Collins
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If lovren is worth 25 million, what's a jaap stam or a tony Adams worth in today's market? -- Jack Keogh
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Jaap stam is really digging into my leg -- MattThorning1
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No way have Porto's official comment account asked if Martins Indi is the new Japp Stam. He's good but he's no Jaap Stam. -- Ã.️
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Zelfs Jaap Stam op 1 been is op dit moment nog beter dan 3 Zimlings Frankie! This time i see it through the fingers maar niet meer doen! -- Aret Aprahamian
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Zabba zaba zabba he is a flippin man. He comes from Argentina, he's harder than jaap stam! He plays in blue and white, for pellegrinis men.. -- JoeHurd
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Daar waar eerst Jaap Stam stond te vloeken, is het nu diens collega Ruud Brood die staat te tieren bij weer een slechte pass -- Ajax Life
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Yip he is a big Dutch man, get past him if you fucking can! Try a little trick, he'll make you look a prick, Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam! -- El Gilbo™
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Can only hope Craig Barr is Jaap Stam and Vincent Kompany all in one. Our defence? Jeesh -- amore
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So rafael; falcao; blind; shaw; jones; evans; rojo; possibly carrick out too..anychance we could bring jaap stam outta retirement? -- BOGAN LAD
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Jaap Stam has confirmed his ambition to become a head coach, "Whether that's next year or two, three or four years, that is the question." -- Jackson
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MUFC Fans on comment are just inspirational!
Slag off Rooney, Performs miracles!
Smalling OUT!!! Now he's Jaap Stam!
RVP is finished... -- Billy Meredith
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Na de zege op is duidelijk zichtbaar dat Jaap Stam helemaal uit zijn plaat ging. -- خطير بس
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OOOO Pablo Zabaleta
He is the fucking man
He is an argentinian
He's harder than Jaap Stam -- Craque do Time™
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Yip he is a big Dutchman! -- Conor O'Byrne
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But seriously, why wud someone rate jaap stam over Tony Adams? Adams has a statue at arsenal. It's not beans. -- Lucky
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Stam backs United to win titles under van Gaal: United legend he is confident his former mananager can win the title next season. -- Manchester United
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I had Hummels in for the next Jaap Stam. If Phil Jones is in that starting line up next season I'll gauge my eyes out, such a mong -- Sean Tallon
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So takkan nak kena panggil jaap stam datang main balik . Hahahaha bingai -- Hzrl Izhm
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Jaap stam is ook van de partij zie ik -- Pietertje
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Worst pen I've seen since Jaap Stam -- Si
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Ben vandaag vergeten comments te plaatsen over ANBU en Jaap Stam maar morgen een nieuwe kans -- Jethro Boomin
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Holland - Footballer of the Year - 1997 - Jaap Stam - PSV Eindhoven -- World Football
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Fergie sold jaap stam and acquired an aging Laurent blanc -- Kizuri Bentolacci
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Ashley Young with his best Jaap Stam impersonation. -- Argiris Botsis
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Going to start a comment account reminiscing about footballers of days gone by.
1st comment: Jaap Stam. What a hairdo. -- Graham Paterson
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Galatasaray' n transfer listesi. Ricardo van Rhjin,Ryan Donk,Ryan Babel,Nigel De Jong,Jaap Stam,Johan Cruyff,Edgar Davids,Nistelrooy -- Arsel
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Jaap Stam, Sergio Ramos en sinds kort Oscar... -- Frank Mouthaan
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Jaap stam mana jaap stam -- Widiyanti
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I'd honestly rather have Jaap Stam in his current condition than Jones. -- Derek
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Jaap Stam nu op 6! -- Henk Voortman
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and I've seen Karel sacked and replaced by Jaap Stam! -- matt brown
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.. JAAP STAM -- JAAP STAM
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