Homer Simpson

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American, TV Personality (Famous from Being Homer on the Simpsons)
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Large Body: Homer Simpson Will Separate From Marge, Fall in Love With Lena Dunham in September

Updated: 8 years ago (June 10, 2015, 8am)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Homer Simpson from The Simpsons and Philip Fry from Futurama have the same middle initial - J. This is a tribute to Rocky and Bullwinkle. --
  • 3 star rating Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin are sharing donuts wow history is being made right now! --
  • 4 star rating 1. he is a very famous man. As famous as any man can be. --
  • 3 star rating Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin worst combination ever They are just both really challenged. --
  • 5 star rating I can so relate to Homer Simpson --
  • 2 star rating I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler! -- Homer Simpson Team Homer --
  • 4 star rating The Internet? Is that thing still around? Homer Simpson --
  • 5 star rating What I really think about girls wearing high waisted shorts: "I am insane, I look like Homer Simpson, nobody likes me, hey those are shorts" --
  • 3 star rating Is it me or was the Peter Griffin Homer Simpson brawl up there with the Ali Frazier fights!!?? --
  • 4 star rating Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Homer Simpson --
  • 5 star rating When your professor sends out an email saying "class is cancelled" you know today is going to be a good day! Woohoo!( Homer Simpson voice) --
  • 3 star rating Wish I had am automatic override button at work so I could Homer Simpson this shit. --
  • 3 star rating "you manage to find the grain of sugar in the salt shaker that is I" homer simpson ur making me cry --
  • 3 star rating "You always find the one grain of sugar in the salt shaker that is I" - Homer Simpson --
  • 3 star rating Homer Simpson s idea that the universe is doughnut shaped may not be that far from the truth --
  • 5 star rating He is just hilarious --
  • 5 star rating Je viens probablement d'envoyer un snap que je vais regretter longtemps. (à savoir mes chaussons homer simpson au pote de mon crush) --
  • 3 star rating "Lisa, Santa-Clause is just a story, like Gremlins, Fairies, Elves and Eskimos." - Homer Simpson. --
  • 3 star rating Seeing Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson on the screen at the same time is so surreal.. --
  • 2 star rating I swear. Every season, it becomes harder and harder to believe that he is still alive... in a cartoon. --
  • 4 star rating Trying is the first step to failure. --HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons --
  • 5 star rating If u really want something in life u have to work for it. Now QUIET! They are about to announce the lottery numbers.' ~Homer Simpson --
  • 5 star rating How do you spell the moan Homer Simpson makes when he's thinking of donuts? How is this not in the Microsoft Word spell check dictionary? --
  • 3 star rating Oh my, that Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson fight scene is quite intense. --
  • 5 star rating I love homer simpson so much --
  • 4 star rating Um Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin in shorts is scarring hahaha --
  • 4 star rating There is trouble brewing between Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson --
  • 3 star rating Just saw Homer Simpson/Peter Griffn car wash scene. So funny. So traumatised. --
  • 4 star rating "Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson --
  • 5 star rating He is a true hero! --
  • 4 star rating Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin together is just plain awesome. --
  • 4 star rating Goddamnit. Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin ass were so unnecessary. --
  • 2 star rating Homer Simpson: "My dream is to put one of my kids (through) college. The other two are on their own." LOL! --
  • 5 star rating This Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson fight so cray --
  • 4 star rating "Trying is the first step on the road to failure." Homer Simpson --
  • 5 star rating So Homer Simpson lost to Peter Griffin??? Wow --
  • 3 star rating Ok I really didn't need to see Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson washing cars in daisy dukes! Lol --
  • 1 star rating My dog snores really loud, like Homer Simpson shaking the entire house loud. I thought you might want to know that --
  • 4 star rating OUT OF MY WAY JERKASS. HAHAHA Homer Simpson's road rage is inspiring --
  • 3 star rating Everytime I see Homer Simpson I think of my dad. Seriously, they're exactly alike. --
  • 2 star rating "If there's one thing I don't like being taught, it's a lesson!" Homer Simpson, you are the G.O.A.T. --
  • 5 star rating With child abuse/domestic violence being hot topics, does this mean Fox will get pressured to get rid of Homer Simpson choking Bart? --
  • 1 star rating The Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin fight scene went on for SEVEN MINUTES? I really must track this episode down. --
  • 3 star rating You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. ~ Homer Simpson --
  • 1 star rating Best thing about getting beat is people rolling out the "homer Simpson with CFC badge backing into bush" meme. Hilarity all round --
  • 5 star rating Tyson Kidd IS Homer Simpson. --
  • 4 star rating I can only hear homer simpson this is fuckin with me --
  • 5 star rating There's a clip on hulu of homer simpson & peter griffin doing a sexxxxy cheerleader car wash and just the thumbnail is giving me the barfs --
  • 4 star rating Homer Simpson/Peter Griffen carwash: Wrong in so many ways. --
  • 3 star rating The Peter griffin and Homer Simpson fist fight is literally the fight of the century --

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