Harland Williams

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Canadian comedian and actor (Famous from Special Agent Steve Hanson in The Whole Nine Yards; Doofer / Roberta in Sorority Boys)
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3 star rating
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  • 3 star rating Actor/Comedian he is joining the Bro Jake Show live in studio right now! --
  • 3 star rating I disagree- you're not a terrible impressionist...your he is spot on --
  • 1 star rating Next on ZEE-STUDIO 'RocketMan' at:01:30 IST.Genre:Sci-Fi/Fantasy. IMDB Rating-5.3/10.Cast:Harland Williams, Jessica L --
  • 4 star rating reminded me of harland williams drinking pee in dumb and dumber --
  • 1 star rating He does have a certain 'Harland Williams' look going on.. Could easily see him pulling over Lloyd and Harry on the highway. --
  • 1 star rating Harland Williams stopped by the show this morning. In town at West Valley Wiseguys tonight & tomorrow night. --
  • 5 star rating Harland Williams comedy tomorrow night --
  • 2 star rating Just realized that general speech pattern reminds me of Harland Williams in THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY. --
  • 2 star rating Dan ryckert on mars would be like...ok, does anyone remember the movie rocketman with harland williams? --
  • 3 star rating what about Harland Williams? On the show tomorrow night, and playing Nanaimo on Sept 25! --
  • 5 star rating Whatever. I saw those cats, Harland Williams and Dan Quinn and laughed n' laughed I don't think I could handle Peters so soon after anyway. --
  • 3 star rating Saw Dan Quinn and Harland Williams tonight. Great shows very very funny. --
  • 5 star rating I really hate to put anyone down but if any of you have heard of the self proclaimed comedian Harland Williams No TALENT find new career --
  • 2 star rating Esurance is basically peddling Harland Williams' "Seven Minute Abs" idea from "There's Something About Mary." --
  • 5 star rating On a bus in Seattle with Harland Williams. He has REALLY let himself go. I asking him to make that porpoise noise and he requested I GFM. --
  • 4 star rating Terry is hosting the Harland Williams shows tonight through Saturday! --
  • 3 star rating Is listening to "ACS: Harland Williams, Chris Jericho, and Rich Ward" by ~Podcasts --
  • 1 star rating Well... another night of not being able to fall asleep. Now I know how Harland Williams felt in the movie Rocket Man. --
  • 1 star rating Ebola,mad cow disease,Toms Cotter stealing a Harland Williams joke. Is the world coming to an end. # I<3barbecueEddie --
  • 3 star rating The many faces of Harland Williams. Great show, so funny my face hurts. --
  • 3 star rating You close your eyes and listen to Mike Leach talk and you swear it's Harland Williams. --
  • 5 star rating Busted in the pussy-wuss!- Harland Williams --
  • 3 star rating radio calls would be much more interesting with harland williams instead of kevin harland --
  • 5 star rating But why does Madison Bumgarner look like a homeless Harland Williams from the 90's? "Did you know that you can't throw away a garbage can?" --
  • 5 star rating I was flipping through the channels & saw Harland Williams in a jail cell... I immediately knew it was Half Baked. & Now I'm very happy. --
  • 5 star rating Today's Birthdays | he is 52 years old today. --
  • 5 star rating Today's Birthdays: he is 52 years old today. --
  • 5 star rating Prompt the guest, citizen Harland Williams --
  • 5 star rating "Blue & black seem to be the traditional colors, because isn't blue & black the color you become when the cops beat you?"--Harland Williams --
  • 3 star rating My goal as a stand up is to get on premium blend. The season with Harland Williams. --
  • 3 star rating I really wanna watch Rocketman. he is pretty funny plus, it's been ages since I've seen it. --
  • 3 star rating Why is NASA trying to send people to Mars when Harland Williams was there in 1997? --
  • 3 star rating NASA is sending a mission to mars. Rumor has it Harland Williams and Jessica Lundy are on the crew. --
  • 4 star rating Is that Harland Williams?! How old is he? Like, 13? --
  • 3 star rating "if stinky peterson from hey arnold were a real person, he'd be harland williams" - my brother --
  • 3 star rating El árbitro Michael Oliver siempre me hace acordar a Harland Williams en Tonto y Retonto. --
  • 4 star rating HEDAYA]] CAREY]] McGREGOR]] KINNEAR]] Williams]] Earl JONES]] Leno]] --
  • 4 star rating Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. --
  • 1 star rating Dave Attel and Harland Williams will be performing in Atlanta on the same weekend this month. Who wants to go? --
  • 4 star rating Today i said "harlan ellison" when i meant "harland williams" --
  • 4 star rating Inches away from Harland Williams and totally all fan-girled out --
  • 4 star rating Today At Sketchfest Volunteering at the Brava for Harland Williams. --
  • 1 star rating 10 min en IG y ahora mataría por unas hamburguesas con Tom Green, Dice Clay y Harland Williams. Menudos hijosdeputa... --
  • 4 star rating Harland Williams' best role was still in Half Baked --
  • 5 star rating Harland Williams - Dunkin' donuts commercial --
  • 3 star rating I hope Harland Williams makes it on the NASA mission to Mars. Wouldn't be the same without him. --
  • 5 star rating He is in my philosophy class, guys. --
  • 1 star rating Remember: Jon Stewart was that dude from Half Baked when he got the gig on So only fantasy book from Harland Williams films --
  • 5 star rating I cannot wait to listen it, Harland Williams. --

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