Hal Hartley

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American film director and screenwriter
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  • 5 star rating Hal Hartley's film Ned Rifle is the bomb dot com --
  • 4 star rating Who or what's a Ned Yost? Is that the title of the new Hal Hartley? --
  • 3 star rating Finally diving into Hal Hartley after all these years. THE UNBELIEVABLE TRUTH is an awesome debut. --
  • 5 star rating I s forgotten just how much I love Hal Hartley s films. No Such Thing is just wonderful! --
  • 5 star rating Hal Hartley's progression as a filmmaker is the progression of the entire American indie movement in microcosm. Except he never "sold out." --
  • 4 star rating Why did they remake that Hal Hartley movie as a kids digimation? --
  • 3 star rating Hal Hartley DVD --
  • 2 star rating Necesito ver una peli de Paul Thomas Anderson o de Los hermanos Cohen o de Hal Hartley a la brevedad... --
  • 2 star rating Just sent my address to for reward. I don't mind Hal Hartley knowing where I live. Drop by anytime! --
  • 3 star rating No sé por qué querrá saber Hal Hartley mi talla de camiseta. Será mera curiosidad. --
  • 1 star rating A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night. Echoes of Lynch, Jarmusch, and Hal Hartley with an Iranian vampire. Good movie. --
  • 1 star rating Hal Hartley's Ned Rifle is brilliant. And the most fun I've had at the Berlinale this year... For once, god bless Kickstarter. --
  • 1 star rating New jeans, new shirt, new underwear... pulling out all the stops for new Hal Hartley film (there is a hole in my sock though) --
  • 2 star rating A family is like a gun. You point it to the wrong direction and you could kill soneone. -Trust by Hal Hartley --
  • 2 star rating I'm sure I'm the only one feeling a Hal Hartley vibe in the premiere of Is or are you familiar w/ Hartley? --
  • 5 star rating He is a visionary. Loved the cast. LOVED the smart, witty script. Loved the movie. Ned Rifle is a must. --
  • 1 star rating Dude who just sat next to me is super elbow-y AND he's never heard of Hal Hartley so I have no respect for him --
  • 5 star rating "I look at a starbucks and i think this is just a bathroom. Its just a bunch of people drinking diuretics"- Hal Hartley in our Q&A SO TRUE!! --
  • 3 star rating wraps up Hal Hartley's trilogy. Is it a success? sip whiskey and wonder. --
  • 3 star rating (I watched the Hal Hartley and it was grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat) --
  • 3 star rating 'There is no adventure or romance; only trouble and desire' Hal Hartley. --
  • 3 star rating New York City, 1993. Actress Isabelle Huppert during the filming of Hal Hartley s Amateur. --
  • 5 star rating (I'm not just saying this because she put two degrees of separation between Hal Hartley and one-man corn syrup factory Jason Mraz) --
  • 1 star rating Cosas que en los 90 sí y ahora no: Sandman, Pavement, Hal Hartley, Ron con Cola, los pantalones anchos y Charles Bukowsky. --
  • 5 star rating Mindblowing info: Hal Hartley directed 6/10 episodes of RED OAKS S2. Heckerling & Araki did the rest. Gotta watch the first season now . . . --
  • 4 star rating Juxtapose a durational performance and Hal Hartley movies --
  • 4 star rating on 1959 Hal Hartley, American director, producer, and screenwriter --
  • 2 star rating TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS | In 1959, Hal Hartley was born on this date in Lindenhurst, Long Island, New York, USA --
  • 5 star rating IMDb. November 3rd. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Bert Kreischer, Leonard Stone, Bo Mitchell, Hal Hartley, Devika Parikh, Aria Wallace, John Barry. --
  • 5 star rating Happy birthday to screenwriter/film director Hal Hartley (November 3,1959) author of the screenplay for the 2001 film "No Such Thing" et al. --
  • 5 star rating Right now, German TV channel ARD is broadcasting Hal Hartley's Amateur. Sure, it's dubbed, but hardly any station still shows Hartley films. --
  • 5 star rating Finished a very good S2 of "Red Oaks." Killer lineup of directors this season: Hal Hartley, Amy Heckerling, Gregg Araki, David Gordon Green. --
  • 1 star rating Azt tudtam, hogy Hal Hartley és Amy Heckerling rendezte a Red Oaks 2. évad nagyját, de a 8-9. részt Gregg Araki csinálta. --
  • 5 star rating A second season of Red Oaks has snuck onto Amazon Prime. Several Hal Hartley episodes, directed with a delightful lightness of touch. --
  • 5 star rating All these names attached to RED OAKS (Soderbergh, DGG, Hal Hartley, Heckerling, Araki) yet nobody seems to talk about this great show?? Sad! --
  • 3 star rating Remembered someone else loving Hal Hartley movies but it was only from a dream --
  • 5 star rating There's a show in which all episodes are directed by Hal Hartley, David Gordon Green, Amy Heckerling or Gregg Araki & no one talks about it --
  • 5 star rating Hal Hartley's post-00s movies are so good jfc --
  • 5 star rating End of daylight saving. Puts me in mind of 1991 - Mary and I turned up at the Valhalla cinema late for a Hal Hartley film. We weren't late. --
  • 5 star rating Hal Hartley abimiz anar izmi biraz "gerisinden" anlam olsa da k zmaya k yam yor insan. Malatesta'n n kitab görünüyor filmde, bu da iyi :) --
  • 5 star rating I LOVE HAL HARTLEY SO MUCH --
  • 1 star rating If life has you wanting to pull the pin out of that Grenade, watch the classic Trust by Hal Hartley and regain hope and smiles. --
  • 4 star rating Esto no lo arregla ni una peli de Hal Hartley y un pico de caballo. --
  • 3 star rating Simon Grim is befriended by Hal Hartley "just misses the poem." Simon's published. /12 --
  • 5 star rating Best Movie Endings -Fallen Angels (Wong Kar Wai) -Rushmore (Wes Anderson) -Trust (Hal Hartley) -400 Blows (Truffaut) -The Piano (Campion) --
  • 5 star rating Trust de Hal Hartley. --
  • 1 star rating See also Channel 4 screenings of Hal Hartley's Trust, and Alan Rudolph's Trouble in Mind back when Channel 4 was a thing. --
  • 5 star rating Aguante la birra, Hal Hartley y Foucault. --
  • 5 star rating ZZ Top songs are like Paul Auster novels or Hal Hartley films in that all pretty much the same & whichever you see/read/hear first is best. --
  • 3 star rating Watching Hal Hartley's 'Trust' again and remembering why it's so damn good --

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