Groucho Marx

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Comedian (Famous from The Marx Brothers)
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  • 5 star rating Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly & applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it - Groucho Marx. --
  • 3 star rating Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating "Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." -Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating "My favourite poem is the one that starts Thirty days hath September because it actually tells you something Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. Groucho Marx --
  • 5 star rating "I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. - Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend" Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating (HUMORISTS) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made......( Groucho Marx ) --
  • 1 star rating "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."_____Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating Outside of a dog, a book is a man& best friend. Inside of a dog it& too dark to read. - Groucho Marx --
  • 5 star rating "Humor is reason gone mad." ~ Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ~Groucho Marx --
  • 5 star rating Is Captain Spaulding a Groucho Marx reference? --
  • 3 star rating Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.-Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. (Groucho Marx) --
  • 5 star rating "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere~Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating "Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend, inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx --
  • 1 star rating Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick . - Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women. -Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx --
  • 5 star rating Love this!-->I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ~ Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx --
  • 3 star rating A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere~Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you ve got it made. -Groucho Marx --
  • 2 star rating "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx --
  • 5 star rating "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly & applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx --

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