Never be ashamed of having a crush on Greg Ostertag I'm a crusher
American professional basketball player
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Greg Ostertag is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Greg Ostertag
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In college, Greg Ostertag was known by his nickname around the KU campus as towelette. Cuz he always kept them ladies moist -- The Hardwood HOF
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I could see if this were a high scoring game...this is like watching Ben Wallace and Greg Ostertag play one on one -- Lamar Butler
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Rudy gives the Jazz arguably the best true center rim protector they have had since Greg Ostertag (the good Ostertag when he was young). -- Justin Sweeney
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Cole Aldrich, otherwise known as Greg Ostertag Jr. -- gabeXXVI
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I had a dream last night that Nene and Greg Ostertag helped me conquer my fear of heights. -- Jacob Kipp
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Duncan overrated too. nigga just a glorified Greg Ostertag -- Michael Santana
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GREG OSTERTAG IS THE GOAT -- Adam Fisher
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Dres has what I like to call Greg Ostertag syndrome. It like he's playing with two pool cues. -- Daniel
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"Tazón Mix", Greg Ostertag -- Perrícano
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If the Jazz could get Greg Ostertag to un-retire they'd be championship bound! -- Mack Hansen
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Where does one find an old Greg Ostertag Jazz jersey -- Kyle Hill
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Greg Ostertag head shape -- Tony Scareloub Monk
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Greg Ostertag sucked balls. -- Andy Gold
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All we need is for Greg Ostertag to give Rudy Gobert some tips. -- Lord Emsworth
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Who is the best ever to play? I'm glad we agree it was Greg Ostertag -- ɥɔʇɐɥ ʞɔıp
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The Jazz went to the NBA Finals with Greg Ostertag as our Center. Rudy Goubhurt is the French 'Tag. NBA Finals 2019 is in the works. -- Josh Cann
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He is one of the top centers on this planet!" - Bill Walton -- Conor Goodwin
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Best all around NBA player of all time is: Greg Ostertag. Kidding. It's Michael Olowokandi -- Joseph Bennett
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"he is one of the top centers on this planet." -- Bill Walton -- Dave
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Jakob Poeltl = Greg Ostertag? Poeltertag? -- Adam Love
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Mozgov's reflexes are second only to ol' Greg Ostertag. -- Sam Preston
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Wait wait wait, he is only 50 years old?!? That seems impossible. -- Aaron Hefner
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I HAD TO CUT GREG OSTERTAG -- Brian Schmid
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LeBron James in is the best performance of an NBA player in a movie since Greg Ostertag in Eddie -- DollarStoreChewbacca
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I really hope Greg Ostertag wins the British Open. -- Mike Beauvais
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Trading so many ex 1st round picks to go get Greg Ostertag back -- S^2
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Greg Ostertag was such trash hahahah -- Reinaldo Bermudez
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I need a purple jazz greg ostertag -- Big $$$$ Chubby
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Porzingis looks like he will be a better version of Greg Ostertag you're it -- Timmy Shaw
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Ladies I'll save you some time...if he knows who he is and the next evolution of a magicarp he's probably a bro -- Tanner Ekeren
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Oliver Perez still getting checks. Being left-handed in baseball is like being Greg Ostertag. -- David Crockett
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If you don't know who he is, you're not worthy to watch Jazz playoff games... probably. -- WT Hallmark
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Rodney Hood is the Greg Ostertag of 2017 -- Sam Wright
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Somewhere, he is watching this and smiling. -- Nate
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Jeff Withey remind me of a Greg Ostertag -- A.M.P.
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Utah en playoffs et personne ne parle de Greg Ostertag -- Laennec54
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recuerdan a Greg Ostertag ??? Saben q es de su vida ??? Gracias y vamos Utah Alejandro desde Rosario - Argentina -- ALEJANDRO BONALUMI
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Plenty of ways to handle stress during the playoffs - I go back to the old reliable - digging Greg Ostertag size holes on my property. -- Jerry Sloan
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Nigga we just drafted Greg Ostertag with the second overall pick I'm dead -- Randy Orton
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Yea, I know it's backwards, but would you have recognized Greg Ostertag's face? I doubt it. -- Mike Donley
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Greg Ostertag rolling in his grave looking at these bum ass jerseys -- Marcus Graham
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Jazz doing it for Greg Ostertag -- EL FOOSAY
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Anytime I see a Jazz home game, I think Stockton/Malone/Sloan/Hornacek. Can't forget about Greg Ostertag!! -- Joe Bruister, Jr.
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Fucking Greg Ostertag -- Uncle Drew
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Ok donc rolo c'est wilt chamberlain depuis le debut de la serie et la ce soir c'est greg ostertag -- 🐺dim🐺
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Greg Ostertag and Byron Russell didn't die for this -- Trubisky Hive
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Greg Ostertag rolling in his grave -- Fine Me Later
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Utah Jazz fans doing an Mvp chant for Gordon Hayward.. but my man Greg Ostertag couldn't get one back in the day!!! -- bubba walther
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NBA Lottery sounds fun, but I would rather play NBA Roulette, because if it lands on 00 then I win my very own Greg Ostertag -- uɐɯssnS ʇʇɐW
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Is that Greg Ostertag playing on the Kings summer league? Isn't he too old? -- Tony Brandt
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