Gordon Gano

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American singer
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating I know Gordon Gano from hearing him play in concert. Hi is brilliant and cute! Love to listen to him speak in public. He has a good sense of humor. --
  • 3 star rating Gordon Gano lives here now, so if you see him around be sure to give him a hi-five! --
  • 5 star rating ...And then Jim Morrison turns into Gordon Gano. --
  • 3 star rating Graham Gano, not to be confused with Violent Femmes singer, Gordon Gano...... --
  • 5 star rating As in I will be dressing up as Gordon Gano. --
  • 3 star rating Fun Fact: Gordon Gano lives in Denver and occasionally fronts a Violent Femmes cover band. --
  • 5 star rating Why am I reminded of Gordon Gano --
  • 5 star rating AND GORDON GANO --
  • 5 star rating So it Goes - Gordon Gano _ Linda Perry --
  • 4 star rating Gordon Gano's voice really is one of my favorite things. --
  • 5 star rating Gordon Gano 1983 --
  • 3 star rating Gordon Gano (Violent Femmes) produira le premier album du groupe français Louise Attaque. --
  • 5 star rating Remember when the violent femmes were on an episode of 'sabrina the teenage witch' & libby was in love with gordon gano? that was weird. --
  • 5 star rating Is that Gordon Gano on RTP --
  • 4 star rating The only cool Baptist is Gordon Gano and he's the only one folks --
  • 1 star rating Why am I just now noticing the similarities in the voices of Kevin Barnes from Of Montreal and Gordon Gano from Violent Femmes? --
  • 4 star rating Gordon Gano can ballad and polka like a mother fucker. --
  • 3 star rating Hey I remembered Gordon Gano's Army was a thing and I'm still mad I can't find a DL for their album --
  • 5 star rating Gordon Gano still rocks it! --
  • 3 star rating Kickin' ain't easy. he is gonna put on his Femmes record and stare at the ceiling until sunrise. --
  • 5 star rating Gordon Gano's son is a blister in the bum --
  • 5 star rating I'm never not going to be disappointed that Panthers kicker Graham Gano isn't in any way related to Violent Femmes lead singer Gordon Gano. --
  • 4 star rating Maybe Gordon Gano should be the Panthers' kicker? --
  • 3 star rating Remember when Gordon gano and the rest of violent femmes were on Sabrina the teenage witch --
  • 2 star rating Weird that Gordon Gano been singing "Kiss Off" for forty years and still can't remember what eight was for. --
  • 5 star rating Gordon Gano wearing a bathrobe --
  • 1 star rating I saw Violent Femmes from the first row. Gordon Gano gave me a thumbs up. Their performance really grabbed me by the pussy. --
  • 3 star rating I still don't know why Gordon Gano didn't win a Nobel for "Violent Femmes" (1982) --
  • 2 star rating Eef Barzelay and Gordon Gano of the Violent Femmes combine forces on Talking Heads' "Once In A Lifetime." --
  • 5 star rating Und mit 16 die Frage,ob man Gordon Gano, Adam Clayton oder doch lieber Nick Cave heiraten sollte. Und Jim Kerr. Der war auch hoch im Kurs. --
  • 3 star rating I like Gordon Gano when he stammers in songs that's p much the best thing I've ever heard --
  • 3 star rating Order of the evening: Bake biscuits and listen to Gordon Gano whine about being an Alpha Male. --
  • 5 star rating So is Gordon Gano totally making a living off residuals from sports organists playing the bit from "Blister in the Sun" every single game? --
  • 5 star rating I wanna make soft sweet love to Gordon Gano --
  • 4 star rating Gordon gano's warble was made for a song like Country Death Song --
  • 5 star rating Had a dream i was being serenaded by gordon gano. --
  • 5 star rating I wonder what he is up to these days. --
  • 2 star rating Can't believe we elected an '80s nostalgia candidate & went with Gordon Gekko instead of Gordon Gano. --
  • 5 star rating Gordon Gano convida a rapaziada p/ ir pro hotel e o que eles fazem quando chegam lá? ASSISTEM REN & STIMPY comendo Doritos. Melhor banda --
  • 5 star rating Gracias a la academia por recordarme que Ruth Gordon gano un Oscar, después de los premios me iré a ver Rosemary's Baby (otra vez) --
  • 1 star rating Gordon Gano of the Violent Femmes wrote the songs on that first album when he was 18. Proving that age means nothing. --
  • 2 star rating Frankly I don't give a shit if Gordon Gano looks like Tom Arnold now, I'd still kiss his little lips. --
  • 5 star rating What do you think would happen if Perry Farrell and Gordon Gano did a song together, would it just sound like cats chewing on piano wire --
  • 1 star rating - Lou Reed delivery, Gordon Gano voice. It's Alex Chilton with "Guantanamerika" from 1985's Feudalist Tarts. --
  • 2 star rating I reckon in the last year i've had Gordon Gano's Army songs pop into my head more than any other band --
  • 5 star rating Today, a real cynical ballad about the money pit that is living in a city. Complete w/ Gordon Gano style lyrics. Because it hurts that bad. --
  • 4 star rating Sigo insistiendo Jad Fair y Gordon Gano tienen el mismo timbre de voz --
  • 3 star rating Just played: Here as a Guest - Gordon Gano % The Ryans - Under the Sub(Yep Roc) --
  • 5 star rating To think it's already been a year since i unintentionally kidnapped Gordon Gano & S. Gordon's bass after FoCoMX-both were promptly returned --
  • 5 star rating Violent Femmes is some 80s that sounds like the 90s and fits right in today. Is Gordon Gano still with Becky from Real World season 1? --

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