Never be ashamed of having a crush on Glenn Hoddle I'm a crusher
Football Player, Manager (Famous from Wolverhampton Wanderers)
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Glenn Hoddle is straight. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Glenn Hoddle
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Glenn Hoddle was definitely fouled in the lead up to the 2nd goal but the ref didn t give it.
Karma? Glenn probably thinks so. -- Placid Casual
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Jonathan pearce is to bbc commentary
What glenn hoddle is to itv -- mary wilson 🌹
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Frank Lampard is the first Englishmen in 22 years to mange Last Englishman to manage them was Glenn Hoddle. -- Championship Statistics
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Frank Lampard is Chelsea's first permanent English manager since Glenn Hoddle left for the England job in 1996. -- Phil Bird
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Frank Lampard is the first English Chelsea manager since Glenn Hoddle who left in May 1996 when Lampard was 17. -- Michael Yokhin
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Frank Lampard is Chelsea's first English manager since Glenn Hoddle, who left the club in 1996 - 23 years ago. -- Tom Bonnett
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John Inverdale is the Glenn Hoddle of stating the bleeding obvious -- AJ
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He is 100% sat commentating on this match with 'Kane 10' on the back of his shirt... -- Footy Accumulators
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Martin Tyler is approaching Glenn Hoddle levels of batshit. -- Garbhan
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Glenn Hoddle really needs to get off Kane s dick -- Memz
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Glenn Hoddle's living in the past. Apparently the Spurs GK today is GazzaNazi -- Dean Williams
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Glenn Hoddle calling Gazzaniga "Gazzanagi" is why I love football -- Ollie Milton
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85 minutes in and he is still having a shocker trying to pronounce the Spurs keeper's name! -- Andy Baker
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Glenn Hoddle just called him Gazzagnagi, someone is being really cautious -- Ethan🐐(was EthanBalon)
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That Glenn hoddle is a fucking tit -- James Davidson
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I don t care he used to play for us. Glenn Hoddle can fuck right off. Seriously. -- Chris Mardell
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Spurs heads have gone here. he is crying. -- Adrian Egley
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He is wanking himself raw over Spurs right now... -- Royce De Leon
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Isn t a Double footed jump just called a jump Glenn Hoddle? -- André
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Glenn Hoddle trending.
Has he got over Madrid yet? Never seen a pundit so rattled by a routine 2-0 win -- LA SEXTA
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He is as cancelled as Lord Ashcroft. -- EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED
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Glenn hoddle is such a bumlick -- H.D
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Fuck me, is Glenn Hoddle, harry Kane s dad? Never heard someone big up such a shit goal in my life -- Robbo
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Never heard someone so far up someone s arse then he is up Harry Kane s, chill out jfc -- tom
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Glenn Hoddle making out he meant to put in top corner is fucking ridiculous -- Doug Judy
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He is a plonker -- Sam Leslie
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Is Glenn hoddle a yid fan by any chance!! -- V
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He is going to have a fucking breakdown if they show another replay of Harry Kane s goal -- Kyle Griffiths
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Glenn Hoddle really sucks off spurs in his commentating -- Mooreso
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Glenn hoddle is fucking draining -- Locky
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Harry Kane isn t gonny shag ye Glenn Hoddle -- Fernando 🇬🇧💙
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He is literally wanking himself into a coma -- Thomas Manders
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He is comfortably the worst commentator in the history of football. Talks absolute shite none stop -- Tom Helsby
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Glenn Hoddle shouldn t be allowed to commentate on Tottenham games. He is one bit of Kane skill away from an orgasm -- 🌟🌟🌟Ste Oreilly🌟🌟🌟
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Glenn hoddle hasn't said one good word about Leicester in this game so bias towards spurs deluded guy. -- Lee Ali
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Very enjoyable game this so far but my god Glenn Hoddle really is a horrible commentator -- Ryan Gallagher
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Glenn Hoddle just ejaculated when kane scored! More biased towards spurs than Tyler is for the scum! Terrible commentary! -- Ian......
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Actually, it's been disallowed because he is calling Lamela 'Mela' -- Phil Blundell
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He is the most biased commentater of all time. -- Baz
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He is in the top 5 of the best players I've ever seen play live. He is in the top 1 of the worst commentators. -- Ian Wilson
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Glenn hoddle is a fucking nonce man would rather listen to Michael Owen -- Tom Nurney
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Glenn hoddle just called ox a really good young player...... -- Reva
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What t fkn l is Glenn Hoddle wearing -- Ian dalrymple
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Hearing Joe Cole on BT Sport makes me regret being so harsh on Glenn Hoddle! -- Kloppo
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Steve McManaman giving Glenn Hoddle and Jermaine Jenas a really good challenge for worst pundit -- James Blackler
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He is an idiot. -- nicci | blissmas 🏳️🌈
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Glenn hoddle chats so much shit lol, one of worst pundits on tv -- Guli
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Seriously, he is obsessed with a "goalkeeper being far too deep in his goal."
"I don't know about you, Rio..." -- The Goalkeepers' Union Podcast
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He is so boring to listen to. -- Chris
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He is extra special nice to his wife when he wants some Rumpy Pumpy -- Chris Peacock
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