George Carlin

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Comedian, actor, writer (Famous from Seven Dirty Words, first person to host SNL, 14+ HBO specials)
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3 star rating
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  • 2 star rating Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating Atheism is a non-prophet organization. ~ George Carlin --
  • 2 star rating That moment when you realize he is the voice of the Hippie Van in the Cars movie and he sells organic fuel! --
  • 3 star rating -Woody Allen Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -George Carlin --
  • 1 star rating I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.-George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating Waiting lists for camping reservations? When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." - George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating George Carlin was so funny --
  • 5 star rating "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating He is so on point with his stand-up. --
  • 3 star rating The reason I talk to myself is because I m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin . --
  • 1 star rating Cousin actually said he's proud not to recycle because of a joke george carlin said. my family is full of idiots. --
  • 4 star rating He is a raunchy old fuck. Well, was a raunchy old fuck. --
  • 5 star rating So to be a real nigga, like George Carlin, Fred Rodgers, Jesus, Dave Chapelle , Buddah, Fidel Castro, and Muhammed Ali, you can't want. --
  • 5 star rating I know this is tantamount to blasphemy but I've never been able to get behind George Carlin 100%. He was way angrier than I could ever be. --
  • 3 star rating "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating Miss the very funny George Carlin! --
  • 4 star rating "The planet is fine. The people are fucked." - George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking amazing --
  • 5 star rating He is too funny!! --
  • 2 star rating Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that *George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling. George Carlin --
  • 1 star rating Relaxing and listening to some George Carlin stand up. It's crazy how accurate what he says still is today... --
  • 3 star rating The 1st of March marks the day I discovered the legend that is George Carlin. --
  • 3 star rating The reason I talk to myself is because I m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin --
  • 2 star rating Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That s just common sense! - George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating This is some of his greatest stuff ...MUST see... share please...Wir Lieben Krieg - We Love War - George Carlin (German Sub): http://yout --
  • 2 star rating Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes if you're really looking. - George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating "Why is it the people who are the most against abortion, you dont wanna fuck anyway" - Carlin --
  • 5 star rating Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating The reason I talk to myself is because I m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. - George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.-George Carlin --
  • 2 star rating "Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating George Carlin. Really, one of the best minds we've ever had. --
  • 1 star rating (Mainly because I've seen "New In Town" probably more than any other standup special that isn't by George Carlin.) --
  • 3 star rating By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed. George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin --
  • 4 star rating "The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating "Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?" --George Carlin --
  • 1 star rating I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin --
  • 3 star rating Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. - George Carlin --
  • 5 star rating The ugly truth, warts & all is the USA has always been controlled by rich white assholes...or as the late George Carlin said "The Big Club" --

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