Never be ashamed of having a crush on George Carlin I'm a crusher
Comedian, actor, writer (Famous from Seven Dirty Words, first person to host SNL, 14+ HBO specials)
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George Carlin is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. He has grey hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium grey hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On George Carlin
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin -- 7TH CH∆KR∆
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization. ~ George Carlin -- George Carlin RIP
- That moment when you realize he is the voice of the Hippie Van in the Cars movie and he sells organic fuel! -- Peace of Mind ✌
- -Woody Allen Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -George Carlin -- Forever Jacques
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.-George Carlin -- Terri
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin -- Deana Naraparaju
- Waiting lists for camping reservations? When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." - George Carlin -- The Great Outdoors
- The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin -- CONSCIOUSBEATS7
- George Carlin was so funny -- aj.
- "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin -- Bα∂яυ Oℓασℓυωα
- He is so on point with his stand-up. -- Eric Freitas
- The reason I talk to myself is because I m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin -- Fuck the hypocrisy
- Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - George Carlin -- temmera watson
- "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin -- EveryDay's Quote
- "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin . -- Adrian Dionila
- Cousin actually said he's proud not to recycle because of a joke george carlin said. my family is full of idiots. -- ant
- He is a raunchy old fuck. Well, was a raunchy old fuck. -- jamie.
- So to be a real nigga, like George Carlin, Fred Rodgers, Jesus, Dave Chapelle , Buddah, Fidel Castro, and Muhammed Ali, you can't want. -- Village Heartthrob
- I know this is tantamount to blasphemy but I've never been able to get behind George Carlin 100%. He was way angrier than I could ever be. -- Filby Pott
- "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -George Carlin -- Loven Piérre Opiana
- Miss the very funny George Carlin! -- Elizabeth Davidson
- "The planet is fine. The people are fucked." - George Carlin -- Andy Anderson
- He is fucking amazing -- Phil McCracken
- He is too funny!! -- trev_w_magrud
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that *George Carlin -- Kelly-girl
- Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - George Carlin -- FAROUK BABA ZAILANI
- And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling. George Carlin -- Florida Green
- Relaxing and listening to some George Carlin stand up. It's crazy how accurate what he says still is today... -- Z. Khan
- The 1st of March marks the day I discovered the legend that is George Carlin. -- BUDBOY T1ZZIE
- The reason I talk to myself is because I m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin -- Popular Quotes
- Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That s just common sense! - George Carlin -- tazz
- This is some of his greatest stuff ...MUST see... share please...Wir Lieben Krieg - We Love War - George Carlin (German Sub): http://yout -- Jerry lee Switzer
- Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes if you're really looking. - George Carlin -- Colleen Yorke
- "Why is it the people who are the most against abortion, you dont wanna fuck anyway" - Carlin -- Phil DeRousseau
- Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin -- Judd Garrett
- The reason I talk to myself is because I m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin -- Visual Quotes
- Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. - George Carlin -- SCRAPBOOKVIBE.COM
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.-George Carlin -- Christian Sergent
- "Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." George Carlin -- E. Jean Carroll
- George Carlin. Really, one of the best minds we've ever had. -- Gladiator-MsNomoyi
- (Mainly because I've seen "New In Town" probably more than any other standup special that isn't by George Carlin.) -- Andrew but SPOOKIER
- By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin -- CleSewingQueen
- If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed. George Carlin -- CJ Wiffer
- The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin -- @CONSCIOUSBEATS2
- Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin -- Joey McGuire
- "The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin -- Carl Darley
- "Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?" --George Carlin -- Kathrin L Vásquez
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin -- B C
- Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. - George Carlin -- Mi Ducas
- The ugly truth, warts & all is the USA has always been controlled by rich white assholes...or as the late George Carlin said "The Big Club" -- The Real Anonymous
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