Geoff Capes

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Loved it, brithplace of History Today, which was a playground staple when I was in school. he is your Mum -- Craig Dixon
• anything less than the Geoff Capes of cheeses is unacceptable, Hayley -- Richard
• I hope he is going. He can help us -- miggybaz
• If this is true I should be stronger than Geoff Capes and Superman put together ! Remember Geoff ? -- NUWFC_PastChairman
• yes, a one mile lift of 2 stone is a Geoff Capes style challenge! -- Nicky Bramley
• What is Geoff Capes doing here eating Spaghetti? view -- AJ
• Facebook just asked me 'who are your favorite athletes?'. Err..Zola Budd and Geoff Capes.?! Is the right answer -- Geoff Capes
• "Most Powerful People" category on Pointless but I bet he isn't on there. Travesty -- Chris Blanchard
• I believe Geoff is Geoff a legend no less & star of Martech's Geoff Capes Strongman: fave game! -- TheGavNinja
• Is that Susan Boyle or Geoff Capes at Sports Personality? -- RhodriM
• Hey guys. On board!! I note that Vlad is jammed between Geoff Capes and Pitbull... ;-) -- The Dyer
• And just to put the tin lid on today I've been unfollowed by Geoff Capes. :-( -- Avian Face-Tinsel
• The girl next to me at work smells like Geoff Capes's arse hole -- Michael Noone
• My vote for ? Geoff Capes. -- Stephen Aldcroft
• Are we going to have a charity boat race where Geoff Capes goes head to head with Kevin Keegan & someone from the 70's not in gaol? -- Andy Wright
• I can get my Geoff Capes out of the closet easily, but no matter how hard I pull, my Simon Cowl refuses to come out -- Mike Fredman
• I'm tackling this hangover like Geoff Capes bending an iron bar round his neck. -- Bertha Vanation
• I was more Geoff Capes than Haille Gabresellaise this morning, but they all count. -- Chiaroscuro
• Hurt my back, literally heaving a bag of set cement. Want to think face went Geoff Capes, but was likely more constipated Dean Gaffney -- Rob Milner
• No one is interested in my Geoff Capes story. -- Katie Myler
• Yet again Movies4Men has a double bill of The Piano & Steel Magnolias but with all lead female roles dubbed by Daley Thompson & Geoff Capes -- Robin Ince
• Baby Geoff Capes practising for the truck pull by pushing kitchen furniture around, including trying to lift the table up with his head. -- Nick Morgan
• Whoever invented the idea of self-assembly furniture clearly thought everyone was Geoff Capes AND an expert in Riemannian geometry. -- Ben
• Where's Geoff Capes when ya need the lid off a bottle of fucking expensive toothpaste! Taking this cunt back to the -- SwearyFairy
• Not shaved in three weeks. Was going for David Beckham, but fear it's more Geoff Capes. Think it's coming off when I get home. -- Dan O'Hagan
• Tonight's panel: Geoff Capes Patsy Palmer Wolf from Gladiators Lionel Blair Linda La Hughes -- Andy Parmo
• Saying that though, none of these modern day pussies would stand a chance against Geoff Capes in his pomp. -- Boudica's Booty
• Got a telephone directory delivered. When we were little Geoff Capes struggled to rip it in half. Size of it now Jeff Banks could do it. -- Love the Darts
• The latest Yellow Pages just came floating through the letterbox. Geoff Capes s party trick is a lot less impressive these days, I d wager. -- Matt Stubbs
• A leek isn't an unexpected item in the bagging area. Geoff capes is, but a leek isn't. -- Barry Surreal
• The computer made me pick a strong password so I chose Geoff Capes... -- Dave Roberts
• Watching the Copa Libertadores & there's a team called "The Strongest" playing against São Paulo .. Maybe he is the gaffer -- Douglas McNeil
• Before this one we had a b+w Grundig which was supposed to be 'portable', but only for Geoff Capes. -- Großbritannien 84
• Fantasy friday Barry Humphries eats a sheep, Geoff Capes talks beard beer and Philip Scofield eats a bag of dicks. -- OutaTownStrange
• Geoff Capes on a plane -- The Van Commander
• Watching The World's Strongest Man: Greatest Ever on Spike. Gotta love Geoff Capes. -- Jamie Healy
• Geoff Capes Wearing a cape Eating capers In Capetown -- CHAP_OF_STEEL
• Andrea Leadsom is stronger than actual Geoff Capes & can pull a lorry full of foals with her teeth. -- Sarah PhEUlps
• cheering on Geoff Capes in the World strongest man competition every year. -- Stuart Carr
• Bjork, Magnusson (Sally & Magnus), Geoff Capes' rival, Peter Andre, King Prawn Rings. Your boys are taking etc -- Grayson
• 3hrs of yoga a day. My calves now look like they belong to Geoff Capes. -- Cathy Hutton
• Do you reckon we could talk Stephen Hawking, Ricky Gervais or Geoff Capes into running for Prime Minister? -- Paul Norris
• I ve found a couple of people who HAVEN T called for to go. Geoff Capes. My cat. -- Mr Spleen
• Watching the shot putting... Geoff Capes up next, come on you budgie breeding lump -- Jumbocords
• My great aunt had a budgie. Geoff Capes kept budgies. I think he went to the Olympics. -- Zorro P Freely™
• Geoff Capes Strongman -- GAMES MEMES
• Imagine the specialists we'd have. A Geoff Capes type. All the hammer throwers shot putters a chance of cross sport double! -- John S Kirkup
• Most successful Olympic couple since Geoff Capes and Zola Budd. -- Frére Xhaka
• Turns out, my Geoff capes skills are useful for house clearing too -- CaitieGortonPhillips
• People better qualified to be ambassador to the US: Mark E. Smith. Barry Chuckle. Dana. Geoff Capes. Su Pollard. Bobby Crush. -- Jon W

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