Gaspar Noe

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Gaspar Noe is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his slim body.

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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Le "synopsis" de LOVE, prochain film de Gaspar Noé... view --
  • 4 star rating Muss ich mal irgendwann machen, obwohl he ist nicht so mein Fall --
  • 4 star rating Gaspar Noé is one of my favorite directors and he is so hot... --
  • 3 star rating On the plus side thats the closest any sport is going to get to being a Gaspar Noé film --
  • 1 star rating Gaspar Noe's Enter the Void is the craziest best movie I've seen in a while. You guys should totally check it out. --
  • 5 star rating olé " Le "synopsis" de LOVE, prochain film de Gaspar Noé... view --
  • 5 star rating Pensée pour Le "synopsis" de LOVE, prochain film de Gaspar Noé... view --
  • 1 star rating This may be a shock to y'all but 2 episodes of Gilmore Girls followed by Gaspar Noe's Irreversible is a weird ass double feature --
  • 5 star rating Fblbl " J en peux plus des films hétérosexuels Le synopsis de LOVE, prochain film de Gaspar Noé view --
  • 5 star rating J en peux plus des films hétérosexuels Le synopsis de LOVE, prochain film de Gaspar Noé view --
  • 5 star rating Voilà qui donne envie. Le "synopsis" de LOVE, prochain film de Gaspar Noé... view --
  • 4 star rating The following time of your life is brought to you by Gaspar Noe. --
  • 5 star rating He is one twisted genius. --
  • 5 star rating "Beside Gaspar Noé, where is the madness, where is the audacity? We should be on the cutting edge!" Sez Mathieu Kassovitz; discuss.... --
  • 5 star rating I suspect Gaspar Noe and Lars Von Trier send each other texts: 'You're so NAUGHTY!' 'No, YOU'RE so naughty!' 'No! You're SO naughty...' --
  • 5 star rating I've seen loads of disturbing films never really makes me totally cringe to the core unlike Gaspar Noé definitely knows how to get to me. --
  • 2 star rating Eu realmente quero uma companhia pra ver o filme novo do Gaspar Noé mas ninguém me leva a sério nunca --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar Noé wilde een realistische film maken over échte liefde en (met) échte emotionele seks. Dat is hem verrassend goed gelukt. --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar Noe's Love - Proust does Porn. Loved it. But then I really like Proust... --
  • 5 star rating ... And so is Gaspar Noe's LOVE. (Which I might or might not see, but I'm impressed that it's screening at CIFF.) --
  • 3 star rating Tem DJ da mamba, double catuaba, projeção de filme do gaspar noe e é so 10$ --
  • 5 star rating Veeeel liefde voor Gaspar Noé, niet omdat ik momenteel naar één van zijn films kijk maar gewoon zomaar omdat ie top is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx --
  • 5 star rating When I was a teen I was reading Irvine Welsh & watching Gaspar Noe films so whoever thinks girls under 18 are too young for DOTG is a moron --
  • 5 star rating Adult next to me on this flight whipped out a colouring book so i'm gonna watch gaspar noe's love on my laptop --
  • 1 star rating "So the idea of shooting Enter the Void came one day when I was walking in a park in Paris on mushrooms." - Gaspar Noe --
  • 1 star rating "So the idea of shooting Enter the Void came one day when I was walking in a park in Paris on mushrooms." Gaspar Noé. --
  • 5 star rating He is a genius --
  • 5 star rating The acting in Gaspar Noé's "Love" is pretty shitty --
  • 3 star rating For most men, the penis of somebody else is an enemy Gaspar Noe' :))))) --
  • 5 star rating Vontade de ver esse filme love de gaspar noé só pra falar mal --
  • 4 star rating So you can add Gaspar Noe to that list of artists I don't understand. --
  • 5 star rating Watching Gaspar Noe's Love tonight, very much interested in the love story and Benoît Debie's photography...STOP GIGGLING GUYS I'M SERIOUS. --
  • 5 star rating Don't miss Gaspar Noe's film Love is the relationship between contemporary art practice. --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar Noe's Love is so so good --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar Noe Larry Clark Quentin Tarantino u Forrest gump wichtig für 1 turn up Leben (in bett) ok und Nymphomaniac is auch echt wertvoll --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar Noé is a wild director. Sheesh lol --
  • 5 star rating Then there is Gaspar Noe's love. Secretary. McQueen's shame. And Ang Lee's Lust and Caution. Uncomfortable Greatness. --
  • 1 star rating "What is the meaning of life?" " This Gaspar Noe's psychadelic, over the top, human film is so dope. I can't even. --
  • 2 star rating Gaspar Noe izledi imin ertesi günü bir k z dü ürüyorum muhakkak. Ne yapal m, Blue is the warmest color. --
  • 5 star rating Assisti Love de Gaspar Noé e achei bem mediano, só queria saber porque tô no canto da cama sem coragem de viver desde que o filme acabou. --
  • 5 star rating I really liked Star Wars, but I thought the best 3D action sequences of the year were in Gaspar Noé's LOVE. --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar noé's is an amazing piece, sex or no sex --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar Noé is wild. --
  • 5 star rating Watched a controversial French film called Love by director Gaspar Noe. Apart from too much sex, the movie is actually good. --
  • 3 star rating "The truth is, heterosexual men don t like watching the penis of another man." ~ Gaspar Noé --
  • 4 star rating Os filmes do Gaspar Noé são confuso d+ mesmo ou eu é que so lerda? --
  • 5 star rating When you fall in love, really, you're the looser / Love by Gaspar Noé --
  • 5 star rating He is da inspo 100% --
  • 5 star rating Gaspar Noe's 'Love' is explicit and visual but I love the soundtrack and artistic value so much that the sex scenes become art and not porn --
  • 5 star rating Most interesting thing of gaspar noe's love is 12 frames of black to signify going into memory --

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