Gary Delaney

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• Thoroughly enjoyed the comedy tonight in the main bar. Dave Fulton and Gary Delaney were both class and even the intro bloke was really good -- Tom
• And a Chortle Awards nomination for his Gary Delaney-esque one liners. -- Ewan Benson
• she's married to gary delaney. -- Josh
• I think Gary Delaney said that yesterday. -- Ant Walker
• As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. - Gary Delaney -- David Brooks
• Gary Delaney vibes with view -- Joel Lamy
• Gary Delaney tonight at the lescar with -- Simon Hennessy
• Gary Delaney postcodes are about finding people! The Locate code provided attributes, finding them during an emergency! -- Tracey P. Lauriault
• Steve Day was an excellent warm up comic. Britain's only deaf stand up. Next up Gary Delaney. This is gonna be great! -- Farnham Maltings
• I really dislike the comedy of gary delaney and mark steel, and i would just avoid it, shame they keep turning up in beebs best comedy -- Adam
• Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. - Gary Delaney -- VanBitz.co.uk
• 2015 at the red dot bar: Jan: Gary Delaney, Feb: Bob Mills, Mar: Vikki Stone, Apr: tbc, May: Mike Gunn, Jun: Paul Sinha!! -- The Comedy Cow
• Don't miss Gary Delaney (Mock the Week) at Benn Hall in Rugby tomorrow night - looking forward to a great night of comedy :) -- Sarah Gorev
• Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. - Gary Delaney -- Pest Help Ltd (UK)
• As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. - Gary Delaney -- Lewis Duggan
• I like Gary Delaney, but he does remind me of a cringe-worthy friend of mine. -- David J Britton
• 87: Driven cross by Ryan Delaney just evades the head of Gary Delaney -- Wexford Youths FC
• Just been past The Royal George which means I'll just have to go & watch Gary Delaney seen as I've found the place! -- Leonie OAFC
• 1973 Gary Delaney, English comedian. Happy 42th! -- Wiki Birthday :)
• Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. - Gary Delaney -- Home&GardenListings
• Gary Delaney: My dad s dog died, so I went out and got him an identical one. He was livid. What am I going to do with two dead dogs? -- Seb Kirby
• As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. - Gary Delaney -- B2B Listings
• Gary Delaney, Aidan Keenan and Lee Grace have all signed new contracts with Wexford Youths -- Extratime.ie
• Wexford Youths done well to hang onto Danny Furlong and Gary Delaney. Both were excellent all year. Few bigger clubs were looking at them. -- Jason O'Connor
• 2015 Moment : After Gary Delaney netted a last minute winner v Cabo, wild celebrations, culminating in Ducksy jersey flying up in the air -- atWYFC
• "Got into a fight with my acupuncturist and stabbed him. Said he'd never felt better." -Gary Delaney -- deonandan
• Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. - Gary Delaney -- Drain247.co.uk
• Day 3 of my mini comedy festival done Got2 Shrews late (7.45) Saw the end of Rich Wilson, the MC Danny McCloughin and the Brill Gary Delaney -- $ensei Si
• "Pami tam zaj cia z psychologii i psy Paw owa. My la em: te g upie psy. A potem zadzwoni dzwonek i wszyscy poszli my na lunch" Gary Delaney -- Monika
• Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. - Gary Delaney -- CIVILS FOR DRAINS
• 14. he is really not funny. Like at all. -- Elizabeth
• A great week of comedy: Christian Riley last Sunday, Stewart Lee on Wednesday, and Gary Delaney tonight. -- Ian Macdonald
• Enjoyed Gary Delaney at the Bournemouth pavilion tonight -- Gavin Owen
• On Sun at 8 PM: Gary Delaney, (2D) The LEGO Batman Movie -- Swindon Guide
• After watching nearly six thousand hours of mock the week i have come to a definitive conclusion. gary delaney is not funny. -- stay alive
• Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted. - Gary Delaney -- RadHats UK
• Going to a school reunion is like having a contest on who gained the most weight and lost the most hair. - Gary Delaney -- OREGON I.T. NOT IT⚾
• Quality that Gary Delaney, funny cunt -- LIAM.
• Why haven't I paid attention to Gary Delaney until this week. I am dying -- Bryna Dawson
• 'I like to annoy my Israeli friend by sending him letters addressed to The Occupier' Gary Delaney -- JudgeMental BsC
• Just found out that Sarah Millican and that Gary Delaney off Mock the Week are married?! I'm shook -- Mark
• Stole that from Gary Delaney. -- Cupid Stunt
• "As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog." - Gary Delaney -- Simon Hazeldine
• Question on everyone's lips... when is Gary Delaney going to be on Strictly? -- robin hayhurst
• looking forward to seeing Gary Delaney at Crewe Lyceum tonight fantastic last time -- Crossm67
• I'm seeing Gary Delaney tonight and I am R E A D Y to laugh till I spew. -- 𝖙𝖔𝖒𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖘 👻
• "I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella." - Gary Delaney -- Fabrosky Korsakov
• Gary Delaney makes the list of not funny comedians. -- James Barber
• Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it s what he would have wanted. Gary Delaney -- Paul Peace
• "It's a tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down." :- Gary Delaney -- Best Dad Jokes

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