Garrett Morris

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Jay Pharaoh, Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan, Kenan bum ass Thompson, Garrett Morris. Eddie Murphy is the only exception -- Congressman
• Garrett Morris P. K. Winsome character on is hilarious. -- sjglass
• January is the best month ever. You disagree because ya mama look like Garrett Morris. -- Kei
• dude is sucha baller -- Ha'Sean Cirone
• Jon Jones is P4P best fighter -- Garrett Morris
• Garrett Morris and Morgan Freeman the only 2 niggas that rode the ark, the amistad, and the segregated busses -- Almighty Rah
• Garrett Morris on '2 Broke Girls' agreeing with Max about interns working for free: "I'm with you Max; my people were interns for 436 years" -- Cinder
• Do these names work? Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman, and Garrett Morris. -- Carol
• ya suck -- Kelsey Schwartz
• Garrett Morris: A Corporate Uncle Tom Who Betrayed The Handicapable. -- Popehat
• All I wanna do is sing 'Gonna Get Me A Shotgun And Kill All The Whities I See' with Garrett Morris. I can't believe it hasn't happened yet. -- Jenny Johnson
• And the last gag goes to Garrett Morris. He's heard Caroline's "been talking smack" about cashiers (of which he is one). Everyone smiles. -- Jeffrey Sconce
• Is that....is that garrett morris in the lebron commercial? -- Anand Pandya
• About schoolboy Q's studio - "this songs so not dope ." - Garrett Morris -- emily morris ✧
• I had totally forgotten that Garrett Morris had ever returned to sketches since 1980 but there is he is in Astronaut Jones in 2002! -- Ken Hommel
• JennyJohnsonHi5: All I wanna do is sing 'Gonna Get Me A Shotgun And Kill All The Whities I See' with Garrett Morris. I can't believe it h... -- Amy Whitfield
• I happen to dig being able to use whatever mystique I have to further the idea of peace. Garrett Morris -- Mohamed haji
• Timbaland is played by Garrett Morris I Repeat Garrett Morris -- ✈DJ Shug
• lololol so glad. Go Gata go zeta -- Mikala Childs
• He is such a fool -- Rebekah Genice
• The question I wanna know is who will play in the version for May sweeps? Too bad he is at 2 Broke Girls. -- Raymond
• He is what Kendrick Lamar will look like when his social security check drops for the first time. -- Black Royalty
• Garrett Morris has really been old his whole life ... -- Maya
• Actual subject line in my inbox: GARRETT MORRIS SAYS HE LIKES HIS WOMEN "ONE BISCUIT AWAY FROM BEING FAT" ON "THE REAL" -- Dalton Ross
• Love the intro "RUNNNSSS HOUUUSEEE"" best part is him in the tub at the end "God is love, rev run" -- morgan danielle⚓️
• So, do you think Garrett Morris, Tim Meadows & Keenan Thompson are wondering why they weren't in Top Five? -- Angrygeek
• Garrett morris conversando cmg o earl EH O EARL -- aleksandra
• I am now friends with Garrett Morris on Facebook! I'm about to pass the fluff out! -- James Thorn
• Celebrities born 3 Akbal (Night): Katie Couric, Dennis Hopper, Garrett Morris -- Jaguar Sage
• You think Wendy, Latifah or Ellen are featuring Cocoa Brown or Garrett Morris? -- Em Zee
• My heart is happy every year when I see Garrett Morris and cast of SNL singing Winter Wonderland." -- MsRowse
• Wow... I don't go back to the 70s with so I had NO IDEA that Garrett Morris had such a great voice -- Bryan Doe
• Watching Hulk Hogan in Santa with Muscles Mila Kunis is in it & Garrett Morris & Ed Begley Junior Hogan isn't the worse thing in this -- Steffen Peddie
• Watching SNL Xmas: Garrett Morris sings "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" backed by CChase DAckroyd JBelushi LNewman JCurtain GRadner. Wow. -- Mary Lynne Dittmar
• Garrett Morris! (Glad they finally got to the Pete Schweddy interview!) SNL XMAS show. -- David Craig
• Garrett Morris... Such a talented guy. -- SNL Trivia
• Keenan Lewis looks exactly like Garrett Morris -- Ol' Billy Buttcheeks
• Only in New Orleans would I randomly run into Garrett Morris aka Uncle Junior from the Jamie Foxx show on Frenchman street -- A guy named Will.
• Listening to Cuban baseball player...can't get Garrett Morris out of my mind:))))) -- notbeck
• Garrett Morris was singing like that was the LAST solo hunnt -- Naomi Rose
• Merry Christmas Garrett Morris -- Kyle Alvis
• And of course *no one* is talking about the pervasive racism that Garrett Morris faced the entire time he was on the show. -- DramaGirl42
• Garrett Morris was just on television, prompting my mother to ask, "Devin, what are your thoughts on the Bill Cosby rape accusations?" -- Devin Keast
• Just met Garrett Morris from Martin...Didn't realize he was from New Orleans...® -- RONALD JOHN
• I'm off to watch a Metroid LP, so in the words of SNL alumni Garrett Morris, "good night and have a pleasant tomorrow." -- shotarou kaneda
• There is still lots of football left to be played! -- Thomas Damrow
• There is, and will always be, only one Ant-Man. And his name is Garrett Morris. -- Eric Newhouse
• Stan is fucking hilarious man. They always have Garrett Morris playing some sheisty ass old dude. -- the man
• Hopefully Garrett Morris won't have to explain to people who is anymore. -- Liverstealer
• Garrett Morris should be getting more work -- christopher

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