I have a crush on Gabe Kapler and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Gabe Kapler

Major League Baseball player (Famous from jacked member of the world champion 2004 Red Sox, only Democrat on 25 man roster of said team)

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I know Gabe Kapler as a coach for the San Francisco Giants. He is big, strong, and dumb. -- Buster
I know Gabe Kapler from magazines and media. He has an amazing muscular body and a very impressive set of big nipples. -- Ralph D
Gabe Kapler just called Wainwright vs. the worst team in MLB a coin toss??? Waino is one of the best pitchers in the game. He's on=its over -- zachary ament
Oh man, why am I just now realizing that he is kinda hot? -- Danielle Uhron
Gabe Kapler says the Royals won't beat the A's. Evidently you didn't watch the A's fold up late and Royals almost run Tigers down. -- Tim Eylar
Gabe Kapler says the Royals won't win because they won't hit a home run. Maybe watch more tape -- Mike Vamosi
Trade the Dodgers whatever it takes to get Gabe Kapler in here. -- Matt Snyder
It will never happen but it would be great if the Brewers decided to fire Roenicke and hire Gabe Kapler as manager. -- Barton

September 27, 1999: With each of the Tigers wearing the uniform numbers of all-time great Detroit players at their position (OF Gabe Kapler -- KalineCountry
I can't even put into words the things I'd do to Gabe Kapler. -- Crimson Smiles
Gabe kapler with the hottest take of the year -- Brady Childs
Mets should hire Gabe Kapler but that would be a decision and the Mets don't make those. -- Tejesh
He is so cool. -- Endy
CJ Nitowski and he is a much more pleasant listen. -- Jimmy Bramlett
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I'm a fan of Gabe Kapler. -- Corey Holthaus
Gabe Kapler> Michael Young for manager of the Rangers. -- Brad Calhoun™
If Bannister can't/won't be Royals manager, give me Gabe Kapler or Brian Kenny. -- Conrad McGorkin
Oh, Gabe Kapler, that tie is a crime against humanity. -- Jenn
Alex Cora is trying so hard with Gabe Kapler. Too bad he's wrong. -- Pe-TERROR Clarke
He is on fire. -- Phil Up The Net
He is an excellent analyst .but, I have said b4 that he would be a fantastic manager or front office exec (GM) if he wanted to -- greg schaum
Alex Cora and Gabe Kapler are debating Matt Williams's decision right now. I love comment so fucking much. -- Bunter Felt
He is worse, much worse as an analyst, than he was when he sucked as a playet. -- JOHNNY JET

He is one fine man...making Fox Sports 1 look good.. .ijs -- Daffney Moore
I really can't stand Gabe Kapler -- 2015 The Return
He is excited about Strasburg. -- Dabney Rogillio
Sometimes I can't tell if he is trolling advanced SABR stats with his comments or if he's being serious -- Ken Kenny Kenneth
He is a stud with a long career ahead IMO -- Drew Fairservice
He is without a doubt a robot. -- Deets
I like Gabe Kapler but stop talking so much! Everyone else is weak though so I get why he's taking the lead. We don't need constant talking. -- NumbersDon'tLie
He is killing it. -- Ken Weide
So does Gabe Kapler want the Tigers manager job -- FunSize Matt Sussman
He is a hero -- Hawkins DuBois
He is killing it -- Jimmy GWAPpolo
Wait a second, so regular NLCS game is on FOX but if you want to watch the game while listening to Gabe Kapler put it on FS1. -- Tim Bliss
It s not a complete SABRmetrics broadcast as there is Bud Black and Gabe Kapler. But it s going to be part of this discussion. -- Tenton☆25252
Apparently, fox sports 1 is playing live analysis, or as I like to call it, "gabe kapler reads advanced stats off his laptop." -- Jeremy Binckes
The only benefit to watching it split screen is that I get to see the hulking Gabe Kapler for a second every few minutes. -- Chip Buck
He is a moron -- Brandon Frm NJ
Why is Gabe Kapler not in the Fox booth? He actually gives a shit. -- Eric Johnson
I love me some Gabe Kapler, but this in studio commentary group on FoxSports1 is just too MST for me. -- Nicholas ColeFarrell
He is stuck doing pre-game -- Jun SteelUrBæ Lacky
So the NLCS viewing choices are Harold Reynolds or Gabe Kapler? There are no winners here. -- Nathan Baliva
He is awfully sanctimonious about natural foods for a guy who shot himself up with a van full of steroids. -- Peach Bellini Candle
Most of the player's couldn't stand Gabe Kapler and idc what they said publicly. So him being gone is a benefit to our team also -- Mike
He is the fucking worst. -- Nick™
"World Series Champ Gabe Kapler" is a sentence desperately needing more information to explain it attached to the end of it. -- B. Spiegel
There it is again: World Series Champ Gabe Kapler. -- Stefanie Gordon
Fox Sports 1 is kind of annoying. Can they just give Frank Thomas and Gabe Kapler to MLB Network? They can have Harold Reynolds full time. -- Matt Adams