Fozzie Bear

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Fozzie Bear is a Muppet, created by Jim Henson. He is an orange, particularly fuzzy bear who works as a stand-up comic and has a catchphrase, "Wocka Wocka!". Shortly after telling the joke, he is... (Famous from The Muppet Show)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating This is the part where I say 'Wocka wocka!' 'cause my name is Fozzie Bear. This is the part with my caaaaaatch PHRAAASE. --
  • 3 star rating Look guys, this Fozzie bear bandaid is the only thing keeping me from poking at this zit right now --
  • 1 star rating Love my Fozzie Bear stuffie. Ms Fussy Pants is a bit annoyed that I still play with toys at my age. What do you think? --
  • 3 star rating Why is a table of educated adults discussing Fozzie Bear and Fraggle Rock? We have issues. --
  • 5 star rating Found out yesterday that Fonzie bear is really Fozzie bear.....For my entire life, I've been saying Fonzie, like he's from Happy Days. --
  • 1 star rating Although I do get The Fonz and Fozzie Bear mixed up sometimes so make that one of your them there internet meme things. --
  • 4 star rating Are you sure he isn't starting at RB for the in CHI/CAR 2day? --
  • 5 star rating Ht a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You me ... --
  • 1 star rating Omg now Bill Cosby being accused of rape in what looks like American version of cuddly 80's figure will be next? Fozzie Bear? --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 1 star rating But how can I Forget jokes, girl? When there is always Fozzie Bear to remind me? Always Fozzie Bear, to remind me? --
  • 1 star rating If you're at a loose end right now, singing 'Those Were The Days' in the voice of he is more fun than you'd expect. --
  • 5 star rating He is a sperm donor? --
  • 3 star rating Fozzie bear said if a man from Poland is a Pole, is a guy from Holland a Hole? Lol --
  • 5 star rating Why the fuck is my comment name fozzie bear ? --
  • 5 star rating He is wearing the fart shoes. Classic. --
  • 4 star rating I so want to work with the muppets. Fozzie bear is my fav --
  • 5 star rating He is my fave. --
  • 4 star rating FOZZIE BEAR IS ON MY TV!!! I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! --
  • 4 star rating Is there anyone cooler than fozzie bear. I think not --
  • 1 star rating The only way you'll get me ever to watch Lord of the Rings is if they do a Muppets remake with Fozzie Bear as Gandalf... --
  • 5 star rating What you don't know is that for every weird, incomprehensible, or Fozzie Bear joke comment of mine, there are 3 discards that are even moreso. --
  • 5 star rating Just watched a certain controversial film. On a potentially related note, Seth Rogen just makes anything for me. He is Fozzie Bear made man. --
  • 5 star rating [looks up whether pacman or fozzie bear came first] yeah fozzie bear is pretty good shit, pac man totally ripped off his style tho --
  • 2 star rating Who is best suited for the U.S. presidency? A. Ted Cruz B. Scott Walker C. Rand Paul D. Fozzie Bear --
  • 5 star rating Fozzie bear is so cute --
  • 1 star rating Aprils fools day is just a bunch of unfunny clowns doing their best Fozzie Bear impressions. made you look, wakka wakka --
  • 1 star rating The only job Shaka Smart should leave for is Wichita State. We need the Shaka Shockers *Fozzie Bear Voice* in our lives. --
  • 3 star rating Is it weird that when Walker shoots I yell "Waka Waka" like Fozzie Bear? --
  • 2 star rating Grass seed is down. Don t expect all of it to remain in place with Fozzie Bear in the garden but it s done. --
  • 4 star rating Wait his name is Fozzie Bear and not Fonzie Bear?! --
  • 3 star rating This new Muppets series is hilarious. Never thought I d hear Fozzie Bear make a gay sex joke. --
  • 4 star rating Fozzie Bear being enamored with jay Leno is some a+ shade throwing --
  • 3 star rating "Drugged Fozzie Bear" is a good new way to describe how I feel in my head, all the time, every day. --
  • 2 star rating That's why I always liked Fozzie bear! Subtle humor is the best type of humor and most clever to me. --
  • 1 star rating My favorite live-action show on Adult Swim is the one where Kermit & Fozzie Bear are humans, but it's also a YouTube Poop. --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 3 star rating The muppets is lit.......fozzie bear got shot and ms piggy was arrested --
  • 4 star rating Fozzie Bear on tranquilizers is hilarious! watching The Muppets ABC --
  • 5 star rating Wayment. Wait. he is Canadian? Who knew dis? --
  • 3 star rating So Fozzie Bear & Kermit go into a bar & have a beer..no joke..just happened on ABC --
  • 3 star rating The third episode of was hilarious. Best so far. Fozzie Bear in the woods = --
  • 4 star rating Signs he is not a writer - he really thinks he's a good writer. :D --
  • 3 star rating I have a theory that Yoda is really just Fozzie Bear several hundred years in the future --
  • 4 star rating Fozzie bear stole a candy dish from jay Leno it was so funny --
  • 5 star rating He is a calypto maniac --
  • 1 star rating Trying to watch the new muppet show but the only thing I really like about it is the fact that Fozzie Bear drives a Corvair --
  • 5 star rating He is a klepto --
  • 3 star rating Is Tannehill audibling, "wocka wocka wocka?" This offense is as good a joke as Fozzie Bear. --
  • 4 star rating The new muppets show is real good haha fozzie bear is my favorite --

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