Erik Satie

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French musician (Famous from Gnossienne)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Oh Erik Satie.... How I love you so much. peaceful. Beautiful. --
  • 5 star rating He is absolutely everywhere. --
  • 1 star rating I have made an important discovery. erik satie is very soothing first thing in the morning, as well as in the evening. --
  • 1 star rating The longest piece of piano music is 'Vexations' by Erik Satie. It lasts 18 hours 40 minutes. Ideal vampire seduction music... --
  • 3 star rating In other news, Erik Satie's, Gymnopedie is one of prettiest classical works. --
  • 3 star rating Hi Ted The Erik Satie museum in Honfleur is as eccentric as the man himself - well worth visiting! --
  • 3 star rating Never thought I'd get to play out Erik Satie at an event, but what else is Christchurch Crypt for? --
  • 5 star rating Today's listening: Satie Slowly, a new album of very, very slow renditions of Erik Satie's piano music performed by Philip Corner. --
  • 5 star rating He is perfect to listen to while studying --
  • 5 star rating He is my idol --
  • 3 star rating I know Crystal K. suggested it years ago, but he is great music to work to. --
  • 5 star rating I know everyone compares Aphex's piano compositions to Erik Satie -- and that is a fair comparison -- but I always think of John Cage too. --
  • 2 star rating I feel elements of inspiration that remind me of Erik Satie's music. Omg I'm about to cry it's so beautiful --
  • 5 star rating Doing my literature homework to he is so calming --
  • 4 star rating Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1 is perfect perfect perfect --
  • 3 star rating Well, James Marsh added Erik Satie to accompany walk in MAN ON WIRE, so there's that. --
  • 4 star rating That robot in Remember Me playing A piece by he is still my hero. --
  • 4 star rating I was hoping for Yakkety Sax, but I guess he is ok, too. --
  • 4 star rating Erik satie's gymnopédie no.1 is so good antok na antok na ako --
  • 5 star rating As much as I love all genres of music, there's something so calming about Erik Satie's pieces in comparison to other classical pieces. --
  • 3 star rating I adore this town though. So very arty. Staying next door to Erik Satie's house --
  • 2 star rating ok so now I'm cooking dinner listening to Erik Satie so I will put at least 1 dollar for the place x --
  • 1 star rating I should not be allowed to listen to erik satie, my heart is losing its cage.. each key stroke is making my heart skip a beat.. --
  • 4 star rating "Furniture Music" or not, I really like Erik Satie these days. --
  • 3 star rating Someone just rang me up to ask for erik satie so life is pretty okay i guess --
  • 2 star rating Three hours of sleep, fluffy blankets and Erik Satie. This is going to be the nap of the century. --
  • 5 star rating Is erik satie vapor wave --
  • 1 star rating I don't know why he is speaking so clearly to me right now. Minimalist, repetitive, jittery and shadowy phrases. --
  • 5 star rating So here I am listening to Erik Satie and trying to memorise (the melody, I don't play the piano) all available Gnossiennes and Gymnopaedies. --
  • 1 star rating I swear you can play Erik Satie's "Gymnopedie No. 1" over anything. It sets the mood perfectly for whatever is going on. --
  • 5 star rating I was very pleasantly surprised hearing Erik Satie's Gymnopedie No. 1 in Love that game even more now! *O* --
  • 5 star rating He is my long lost love (Gymnopédie No. 1) --
  • 1 star rating Paris bound this November which I'm very excited about. Playing Erik Satie now, in tribute, as I can't drop it mid set can I? --
  • 5 star rating Gymnopedies by he is some --
  • 5 star rating Gymnopédies - Erik Satie. So beautiful. --
  • 1 star rating Re-watching Terrence Malick's Badlands (1973), still a very good movie, wants me to put Erik Satie on later... --
  • 4 star rating "Furniture Music" or not, I really like Erik Satie these days, --
  • 2 star rating I kno that I've gone too hard over the weekend when all I wanna do is listen to basic channel and erik satie --
  • 4 star rating Play pieces composed by erik satie so i know its real.. --
  • 4 star rating Listen to Erik Satie's nocturnes, so hauntingly beautiful. --
  • 5 star rating The closest you can get to wearing They Live sunglasses is listening to Erik Satie's Gnossienne No. 1 on a loop while walking around LA. --
  • 4 star rating He is one of my favorite composers and musicians of all time. --
  • 4 star rating Erik Satie and sketching stuff is the most calming thing ever --
  • 1 star rating Só se ouve Erik Satie com postura, cabeça seguida, ombros pra trás, barriga pra dentro e costas reta como lord --
  • 3 star rating "The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest." ~ Erik Satie --
  • 1 star rating ERIK SATIE IS A GENIUS A surrealist, maybe, a poet, probably, but a genius, most certainly. His music = mystical experience. --
  • 3 star rating "The musician is perhaps the most modest animal, but he is also the proudest." Erik Satie --
  • 1 star rating Só se ouve Erik Satie com postura, cabeça seguida, ombros pra trás, barriga pra dentro e costas reta como lord --
  • 5 star rating Oh Erik Satie I love u so much. --
  • 3 star rating "The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest." -Erik Satie --

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