Eric Bristow

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• By hell, he isn't ageing well at all. -- Duke of Dystopia
• He is a really cute shag -- Princess Buaben
• He is slowly losing the ability to speak -- Paul Buck
• New Topic Started Darts Chat & Gossip DARTS LEGENDS NIGHT WITH ERIC BRISTOW AND KEITH DELLER: If anyone is interested in attending ... -- TSOD.tv
• Eric bristow is a legend -- kayla hannifin
• Playing eric bristow in a darts exhibition on the 24th and not on form at all -- luke beckett
• Nice one Gary. I agree with Eric Bristow. Keep playing like this and the title's yours. -- The Judge
• When did Eric Bristow become manager of England ? -- London Money
• Eric Bristow and Roy Hodgson look exactly the same. Weird as!! -- Sam Fisher
• To quote Eric Bristow. "Bunting has no chance Wright will blow him away easy" -- Stefan Sayer
• See that Eric Bristow... He's a cunt -- See Him, He's A Cunt
• Wayne Mardle's Eric Bristow impression was clearly the only thing missing from tonight -- Yates' Eddo-Lodge
• Literally didn't understand a word Eric Bristow just said -- David Elliott
• Eric Bristow has a smashing tan -- Teddy DuChamp
• Ah lads my Instagram acting the Eric bristow after liking bou 100 pics from wekeks ago without me even on it -- Cathaíl Dunne
• Eric Bristow once said to me ''how come u glued my dart to my hand?''...I said u just cant let it go can u -- robert rees
• Eric Bristow. Sponsored by Ronseal. -- Patrick Buckingham
• Eric Bristow looks like a deep fried slipper. -- Fourfoot
• He is a fucking terrible commentator, he should stick to spotting -- Rossico Jenkoski
• Forget sleeping tablets; listen to Eric Bristow 'commentating' on the darts, if you can understand him that is -- Steve Hanson
• Eric Bristow commentary is just pure class! -- Henners
• I want someone like Eric Bristow or Rosemary in the jungle again they were so funny -- paige
• The answer to today's quiz is Maurice Gibb well done Mrs Green from Cheltenham A copy of Eric Bristow: 'The Crafty Cockney' is in the post -- Old London Mush
• My dad has beaten Eric Bristow 5 times on his knees so how great rlly is Eric -- olivia
• How annoying that eric bristow is playing darts in hurst green village hall right now -- britt
• Don't forget to bring your Darts tonight as he is looking for a game. Fancy the challenge? -- Wetherby Athletic FC
• A young Eric Bristow looked and sounds like James Argent from TOWIE... Or is that just me! -- Carys Ann
• Programme on he is class -- Jack Ross
• He is still my favourite dart player of all time -- GaryFox CPFC #AC15
• Not really kept up with this year....When did Eric Bristow get knocked out? -- Patrick Lewis
• He is the worst commentator -- @h
• I really love Eric Bristow's 'I've just had 5 pints' darts analysis -- Lambros Charalambous
• He is a fud -- Michael zuzu smith
• He is Roy Hodgson -- Jacob Richards
• The angle in which Barney throws his darts is reminiscent of Eric Bristow during his world championship win back in 1981. What a dartsiesta. -- .
• Eric bristow is tip king saying 6-3 -- Joe Senior
• Eric Bristow's neck just looks like there's a soggy pastie hangin' off his chin... so droopy! -- Sion Cynfal Roberts
• Craino: Is that Roy Hodgsons brother? Me: Nope, that s Eric Bristow pet. -- Tony Jameson
• I can't work out if he is confident or arrogant. -- Tom Neale
• Watching the arras. Is Eric Bristow pissed? -- simon coxon
• Love the darts on sky but he is absolutely hopeless. Just keeps saying the same pish over and over again. -- Craig Denholm
• Eric Bristow's neck fat is making me ill. -- Matt
• Eric Bristow's man is being hammered by "a poor" world champion... -- Tungsten Tickle
• Eric Bristow's neck is probably the weirdest thing I've ever seen -- Tom
• Aww Naw Wayne is back in the commentary box he is the best tells it like it is Wayne is a pain in the arse -- David Brown
• Day by day eric bristow is gradually turning into a pelican -- mark whyment
• Think he is my favourite commentator in sport. Man has the knowledge, passion and is a Chelsea fan, top geezer -- Matt Bennett
• He is the darts punditry equivalent of Jamie Redknapp. -- Gaz Phiz
• He is brutal -- Dennis
• He is a moron -- Simon

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