Eric Bristow

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British darts player
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating By hell, he isn't ageing well at all. --
  • 5 star rating He is a really cute shag --
  • 5 star rating He is slowly losing the ability to speak --
  • 5 star rating New Topic Started Darts Chat & Gossip DARTS LEGENDS NIGHT WITH ERIC BRISTOW AND KEITH DELLER: If anyone is interested in attending ... --
  • 5 star rating Eric bristow is a legend --
  • 3 star rating Playing eric bristow in a darts exhibition on the 24th and not on form at all --
  • 3 star rating Nice one Gary. I agree with Eric Bristow. Keep playing like this and the title's yours. --
  • 4 star rating When did Eric Bristow become manager of England ? --
  • 4 star rating Eric Bristow and Roy Hodgson look exactly the same. Weird as!! --
  • 3 star rating To quote Eric Bristow. "Bunting has no chance Wright will blow him away easy" --
  • 5 star rating See that Eric Bristow... He's a cunt --
  • 3 star rating Wayne Mardle's Eric Bristow impression was clearly the only thing missing from tonight --
  • 4 star rating Literally didn't understand a word Eric Bristow just said --
  • 5 star rating Eric Bristow has a smashing tan --
  • 2 star rating Ah lads my Instagram acting the Eric bristow after liking bou 100 pics from wekeks ago without me even on it --
  • 2 star rating Eric Bristow once said to me ''how come u glued my dart to my hand?''...I said u just cant let it go can u --
  • 5 star rating Eric Bristow. Sponsored by Ronseal. --
  • 5 star rating Eric Bristow looks like a deep fried slipper. --
  • 4 star rating He is a fucking terrible commentator, he should stick to spotting --
  • 1 star rating Forget sleeping tablets; listen to Eric Bristow 'commentating' on the darts, if you can understand him that is --
  • 5 star rating Eric Bristow commentary is just pure class! --
  • 3 star rating I want someone like Eric Bristow or Rosemary in the jungle again they were so funny --
  • 5 star rating The answer to today's quiz is Maurice Gibb well done Mrs Green from Cheltenham A copy of Eric Bristow: 'The Crafty Cockney' is in the post --
  • 3 star rating My dad has beaten Eric Bristow 5 times on his knees so how great rlly is Eric --
  • 3 star rating How annoying that eric bristow is playing darts in hurst green village hall right now --
  • 3 star rating Don't forget to bring your Darts tonight as he is looking for a game. Fancy the challenge? --
  • 3 star rating A young Eric Bristow looked and sounds like James Argent from TOWIE... Or is that just me! --
  • 5 star rating Programme on he is class --
  • 4 star rating He is still my favourite dart player of all time --
  • 3 star rating Not really kept up with this year....When did Eric Bristow get knocked out? --
  • 5 star rating He is the worst commentator --
  • 5 star rating I really love Eric Bristow's 'I've just had 5 pints' darts analysis --
  • 5 star rating He is a fud --
  • 5 star rating He is Roy Hodgson --
  • 5 star rating The angle in which Barney throws his darts is reminiscent of Eric Bristow during his world championship win back in 1981. What a dartsiesta. --
  • 5 star rating Eric bristow is tip king saying 6-3 --
  • 3 star rating Eric Bristow's neck just looks like there's a soggy pastie hangin' off his chin... so droopy! --
  • 3 star rating Craino: Is that Roy Hodgsons brother? Me: Nope, that s Eric Bristow pet. --
  • 5 star rating I can't work out if he is confident or arrogant. --
  • 5 star rating Watching the arras. Is Eric Bristow pissed? --
  • 2 star rating Love the darts on sky but he is absolutely hopeless. Just keeps saying the same pish over and over again. --
  • 5 star rating Eric Bristow's neck fat is making me ill. --
  • 4 star rating Eric Bristow's man is being hammered by "a poor" world champion... --
  • 4 star rating Eric Bristow's neck is probably the weirdest thing I've ever seen --
  • 2 star rating Aww Naw Wayne is back in the commentary box he is the best tells it like it is Wayne is a pain in the arse --
  • 4 star rating Day by day eric bristow is gradually turning into a pelican --
  • 1 star rating Think he is my favourite commentator in sport. Man has the knowledge, passion and is a Chelsea fan, top geezer --
  • 4 star rating He is the darts punditry equivalent of Jamie Redknapp. --
  • 5 star rating He is brutal --
  • 5 star rating He is a moron --

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