Emo Philips

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• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips -- Book Quotes
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips -- TheBest Book Quotes
• Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil. Emo Philips -- Michaela Hamby
• HOW IS EMO PHILIPS NOT VERIFIED ON comment -- ✨ Paul ✨
• "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." ~Emo Philips -- Fast Track Success
• My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. Emo Philips -- Elise Smid
• Tori is a teenage girl studying drama, which is kinda like a Mexican taking Spanish. - Emo Philips -- Ganjarmasrul
• ''I asked God for a bike but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness'' - Emo Philips -- Damsel in a dress
• "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." (Emo Philips) -- Gibberish Quotes
• I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' © Emo Philips -- N.I.T.A.
• Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. -Emo Philips -- comedybot
• " I asked God for a bike , but I know God doesn't work that way , so I stole a bike and asked for his forgiveness " - Emo Philips :P :D -- pooja sabharwal
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips -- Quote Factory
• I prayed every night for a bicycle. Then I realized the lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips -- Travi$ Scott MesCuDi
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips -- Khalid Jamhour
• I just showed my sister Emo Philips and she got sO SCARE. D -- REEM
• "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips -- Annie Jordan
• QUOTE: "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips -- ACE Awards Nigeria
• "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips -- EveryDay's Quote
• "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips -- Gedbeg Shirt
• "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips -- @GeekNGDotCom
• My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often, ~Emo Philips | -- Amelrik Brunone
• I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed, So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' ~Emo Philips -- Auden Jurges
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips. -- ReaderWriter
• Of all the people that I don't think of as the voice of Ultron, James Spader is right up there with Emo Philips and Jennifer Tilly. -- Tombstone Deeny
• Turns out he is Satan -- paulkelly
• Hilarious one liners from comedian called "the best joke writer in America" by Jay Leno- he is here tonight thru Saturday! -- Punch Line
• * I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips" -- msubramanyam
• "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" - Emo Philips -- Mohamed Tarhini
• "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness ." ~ Emo Philips -- Waseem Khan Afridi
• Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil. Emo Philips -- Roz Russell
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips -- brandon
• Just found out comedy legend he is on BBC3 Comedy Fest live (Thurs 9pm) this week...where's he been ? -- Jim
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips -- L'enfant terrible
• Emo Philips: I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. ... -- Inspirati.eu
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Philips. -- Sunny Smart
• :D I asked God for a bike, But I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Philips -- प्रतिक™
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Philips -- Lennon Seow
• Russell Brand is a pound shop Emo Philips. -- Ben Archibald
• "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips -- Michael A. Gayed,CFA
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Philips -- Sunny Smart™
• "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips" -- Olabayiwa Peter Ola
• "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips -- jody dox melbourne
• Watching Edinburgh Festival stand-up. That s an Emo Philips gag, and he delivers it so much better than comment will allow. -- Christopher Phin
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips -- Stephen Valdred
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Emo Philips :-) -- Old Man with MS
• "Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy." ~Emo Philips | -- A Million Laughs!
• " I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips" -- Life Quotes
• Emo Philips said "So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon." -- alex ness
• I feel like Loren Bouchard is probably the only person who would cast Emo Philips and Bobcat Goldthwait as bullies (on different shows). -- Monty Ashley

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