Eliot Ness

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American law enforcement official
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I really will feel much better about the BE series finale if they just bring in Eliot Ness in some capacity that isn't just name dropping. --
  • 1 star rating It's never easy but the browns got the W. Heart is pounding out of my chest and I have the urge to pound a 6 pk of Eliot Ness --
  • 3 star rating coordinator Karen vanMeenen is reading Eliot Ness: The Rise and Fall of an American Hero --
  • 3 star rating Alternate: What I'm writing today is so dry, I almost want to give the byline to Eliot Ness. --
  • 1 star rating Lebih baik Samad tiru aksi Eliot Ness sikat Al Capone. Diam-diam gak banyak bicara. Tak bikin blunder karena omongannya sendiri. --
  • 4 star rating Eliot Ness no es un personaje ficticio :000000000000000 --
  • 5 star rating Parece q el juez Elpidio tendrá q pagar 10.000 leuretes al granuja de Blesa. Te imaginas a Eliot Ness indemnizando a Al Capone??? Pues eso. --
  • 5 star rating A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness. --
  • 5 star rating Oh, and I did neglect to include the part where Shadow Hearts: America basically made Eliot Ness into Inspector Zenigata. That was fun --
  • 5 star rating Wednesday: OPEN MIC @ 8pm NO COVER! Grab your gear and jam out tonight! $4 G.L. Eliot Ness pints $5 Sweatgrass Buffalo Stout pints Cheers! --
  • 4 star rating I am no Eliot Ness, I don't handcuff, I don't arrest. --
  • 4 star rating Estamos como en la época de Al Capone, quien será el Eliot Ness? --
  • 5 star rating La profe: busquen quien es Eliot Ness Yo: El tatarabuelo del Apache" JAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA me acuerdo de eso y exploto JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA --
  • 2 star rating Tratar de comunicarse con patty o que te conteste una llamada es algo que solo Eliot Ness podria lograr --
  • 5 star rating I'm untouchable like Eliot Ness. --
  • 3 star rating 2.04 is a Who's Who. Samuel Campbell! Martin Creaser! Eliot Ness! And, of course, Rufus Turner! --
  • 1 star rating Anyone who grew up in Cleveland isn't surprised buy the decision. That city has been corrupt since Eliot Ness was safety director --
  • 1 star rating is back in Cali so Let me welcome everybody to the wild wild west, the state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness --
  • 3 star rating Man, this dude was GREAT in Witcher, but using his Geralt voice for Eliot Ness was a baaaad choice. --
  • 5 star rating Como dice Eliot Ness si parece puto es que lo es. --
  • 5 star rating Bought the Great Lakes Brewing Company variety pack, didn't love the Dortmunder Gold lager, but the Eliot Ness Amber was pretty good. --
  • 5 star rating 84: SEAN CONNERY: LOS INTOCABLES DE ELIOT NESS. --
  • 4 star rating Miento, si parezco amable y cortés Soy intocable como Eliot Ness --
  • 5 star rating Except I meant Wilson, not Eliot Ness. --
  • 5 star rating Espero q MM haga la gran Eliot Ness;entcs la consigna db ser:no dejarlos avanzar;xq sigo creyendo n la inteligencia p/derrotar la locura. --
  • 3 star rating Frase do dia: "Tem gente no mundo que ainda se importa com a cor da cozinha" (Eliot ness) --
  • 5 star rating I'm Eliot Ness on these niggas --
  • 5 star rating I'm glad my uncle let me blab all about the eliot ness documentary i watched recently. finally someone else who is into history. :D --
  • 1 star rating Will Rogers said the government doesn't like the mafia because of competition Trump is Eliot Ness and they're scared shame on GOP --
  • 2 star rating Instead of ELIOT NESS & TELL IT LIKE IT IS & HIT THEM HARD we now have the TONGUE TIED DOJ & FBI! --
  • 1 star rating Sean Spicer meeting with the press is a modern day resemblance of Eliot Ness standing up to Al Capone's gang of villains. --
  • 3 star rating Tá passando o episódio do Eliot Ness na warner Eu tô só gritando internamente --
  • 5 star rating TRUMP-FEDS--JUST LIKE ELIOT NESS was FED AHENT BROUGHT IN TO GET AL CAPONE IN 1930S-FEDS SNOULD NE IN TO CRUSH DRUG TRADE IN CHICAGI? --
  • 5 star rating Trump's Alzheimers leads him to believe the reruns of The Untouchables he's been watching is reality and by "send Feds" he means Eliot Ness. --
  • 5 star rating Perhaps President Trump is planning to send Eliot Ness and the Untouchables into Chicago. Oh wait, their dead (for a very long time) --
  • 2 star rating He is back in Chicago. And this time, it's by Executive Order. See 'The Untouchables II: Malones Revenge' --
  • 3 star rating "Send in the Feds."? So, Eliot Ness? The BAU? FedEx? People who have eaten recently? --
  • 1 star rating President Trump is Eliot Ness. Send the Feds to Chicago, the Untouchables errr I mean the Deplorables to save Chicago! --
  • 5 star rating Trump is getting ready to send Agent Eliot Ness into Chicago and the other areas of carnage in America! Time to reassure the G -men, heroes --
  • 4 star rating "Em '60 minutes', Moro se compara a Eliot Ness" era só isso mesmo --
  • 5 star rating Issa is your Eliot ness --
  • 1 star rating Nem precisava compartilhar vídeo narrado pelo ator psolista. O 'Eliot Ness' é esquerdista, só não vê quem não quer. --
  • 1 star rating Lieberman for BFI Director , REALLY, we don't need a nice Politician, in these dark WH days, we need an Eliot Ness. --
  • 3 star rating Is Comey a Judas Iscariot ? Is he the leaker of the white house ? He is no Eliot Ness. --
  • 3 star rating James Comey might be politically tone-deaf, but he is our modern day Eliot Ness. --
  • 3 star rating Yo Dre is a bitch shouting out Elliot Ness. Eliot Ness fuccboi numero uno. --
  • 5 star rating RW: There is a classic scene in the film The Untouchablesstarring Kevin Costner (Eliot Ness) and Sean Connery (Jim Malone) where the two... --
  • 5 star rating I kind of love that he's playing Eliot Ness, who Misha Collins played on Timeless. My brain is making weird ass connections now. --
  • 4 star rating Never stop fighting till the fight is done. Eliot Ness --
  • 1 star rating 'the god of time sends dean back to 1944 where he is arrested by eliot ness who, surprisingly, is also a hunter' incredible --

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