Easter Bunny

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• Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! -- romina
• What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course! -- Susie Bluto
• It's easier to believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny than it is to believe there are 'Moderate Muslims' DYOP-Do Your Own Profiling -- Billy Jack
• He doesn't knu about an Easter bunny. Easter is Resurrection Sunday ,the day Jesus rose and went back to Heaven to defend our confused souls -- Kirra B.✨
• I don't even know what the bae's car looks like but he said it looks like Easter Bunny vomit so I should be able to spot it -- Em
• Your daughter is only 4 and you already told her there's no Santa or Easter bunny ? Wow -- ✨Crystall.✨
• Dear mother nature, Santa, and Easter bunny. I've been really good this year. Can I have summer back? -- Collin Hillen
• Is bugs bunny really pubic hairs uncle .. Or is the Easter bunny lying -- danny harris
• Watching Rise of the Guardians with my youngest. That is some cool Easter Bunny. -- Denise Nielsen
• "My dad's kids were all born in January. So if you do the math it makes him the Easter bunny." -- Jenna Carey
• "well let's just say that the easter bunny came early this year ... so i shot him" -- Snorlax
• I know that some Jewish traditions are kinda weird but my faith isn't a punchline and the Easter bunny is really weird too -- Chelsea Steiner
• I have had so many people come up to me and say "Has the Easter Bunny come early this year?" -- Moe Bear
• My coworker just described marriage as worse than being stuck with a giant easter bunny tattoo, but better than having a swastika tat... -- Katie Stratton
• Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day! -- Mitzie Aarons
• Why are we talking about if Santa is real and the tooth fairy and Easter bunny wtf -- em
• This is like believing in the Easter Bunny. -- Pattie Patrick Jane
• My boy thinks he's gonna grow up to be a T-Rex... Man, the truth is gonna hurt worse than Santa, Jesus AND the Easter Bunny... -- Mark Price
• My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face and said, "Tooth Fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny." and walked away like a boss. -- Elsa Rens
• What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale! -- Jenky Mclarty
• Khorasan is recruiting Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny to join them. -- TJ Segerlind
• Really hope i can find a time where no weeones are around to see what might be the best Southpark satire since Janet Reno & the Easter Bunny -- lance newman
• How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face. -- ADRIANE Greater
• Derek stole all the free condoms and is now handing them out like he's the Easter bunny. -- Craig Warner
• I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery show, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it. -- Jacey Retz
• Your living a fantasy, there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy and there is no queen of England. -- Tyler Seward
• Cub: Staying up ALL NIGHT so I can see the Sandman! Me: Sleep, or he won't show. Like Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny. Cub: And ninjas. -- litLgrrrl
• Old scooby doo is hilarious. "Look scoob it's our friends batman, Spider-Man, the easter bunny, and Santa clause!" -- Xavier Scott
• People think love is like Santa Claus and the easter bunny, it's real ! You love YA mom and dad right? YA siblings ?! Love is real so stfu -- ButtButt✨
• My kids also know the Easter bunny isn't real & they STILL love egg hunting. -- Ms. Earl Lee
• The easter bunny is black. -- Sean.
• Easter bunny or Easter bunnies? Like if you're a bunny at Easter time are you an Easter bunny or is there only one main bunny? Respond if yo -- Abigail Grace Moses
• My mother accused me of being a liar I looked her in the face and said"tooth fairy,Santa,Easter bunny"& walked away like a boss. -- Taylor williams
• Watching what is probably the worst movie ever made: Easter Bunny Puppy -- FTG
• "Dad-O, I'm not sure that the he is real. It might just be Andre the Giant's soul in a costume or the Admiral [David Robinson]." -- John Nack
• I don't know why people tell atheists that they are going to hell, that's like telling me the easter bunny is going to withhold chocolate. -- Caroline Bamber
• Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! -- alys
• The Easter bunny is my height I saw him -- Emily Blankenship
• Stay tuned for a future episode where we find out how David is related to the Easter Bunny, and how Snow is related to Santa Claus. -- Ruby Lucas
• Hope that the he is good to you all...! ;) -- Lewalski Geis
• People who believe they will benefit from trickle down economics are either very rich or believe in the Easter Bunny. -- Closet Factory Maine
• My 6 yr old cousin. Just told me Santa isn't really and his dad told him that he is made up and so is the Easter bunny. -- B
• What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail. -- Владимир Марясов
• What's next the Easter Bunny praying to a cross? I hope so -- Question Everything
• Love to me is like the tooth fairy, easter bunny & Santa Claus that shit don't exist -- SRY 4D W8
• Ally is the Easter bunny -- Jadey
• I shouldn't have believed your lies for so long. The easter bunny isn't even real, Santa -- Cody Ryan
• Sorry to tell you wrestling is fake buddy just like santa Claus and the Easter bunny -- ROGER
• I'm not sure exactly what made so many people think that I was the Easter bunny, in particular. -- Eric Perzanowski
• Living in the world of Scooby-Doo must be great. Everything is believed no matter how asinine. Santa. Real. Easter Bunny. Real. Mummy. Real. -- Naes Nosdnomde

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