Dudley Dursley

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(Famous from The Harry Potter Series)
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  • 5 star rating There is a very young Dudley Dursley on the bus --
  • 4 star rating Dude, this obnoxious brat next to me IS Dudley dursley. --
  • 3 star rating See dudley dursley on using magic is just fun :) "what would your father say?" --
  • 5 star rating He is such a twat go away --
  • 3 star rating Why is Dudley dursley in a tinfoil vest at the beginning of the order of the Phoenix --
  • 1 star rating Apparently I'm just going to sob throughout the entire 7th book so there's that. Dudley Dursley just made me cry. DUDLEY --
  • 1 star rating The real question about Harry Potter is: how did the people in the hospital react when Dudley Dursley showed up with a pig tail? --
  • 4 star rating Vernon and Dudley Dursley are really fucking annoying --
  • 3 star rating How did dudley dursley turn into a gangster child? he was always a little girl. --
  • 3 star rating Listen if you ever feel ashamed of your past self at least u didnt have a dudley dursley phase --
  • 5 star rating Dudley Dursley. --
  • 5 star rating Dudley Dursley esta en mi colegio... --
  • 1 star rating If Severus Snape had married Lily Evans,he would've been Dudley Dursley's uncle. Imagine Severus Snape interacting with Dudley. --
  • 3 star rating The English kid on Rochester's team could easily pass as Dudley dursley --
  • 3 star rating Happy 24th Birthday, Harry Melling! He played Dudley Dursley in the Harry Potter films. --
  • 4 star rating Dudley Dursley and the Boy Who Lived Under The Stairs --
  • 4 star rating Every year on my birthday I wish that I was Dudley Dursley in the PS. --
  • 5 star rating It's been 6 minutes and not one birthday comment. [dudley dursley voice] last year i got a birthday comment at 12 am sharp, this year later... --
  • 5 star rating And, I'm scared of Justin Bieber because he's like Dudley Dursley and King Joffrey's love child... --
  • 5 star rating Protect Dudley Dursley at all costs --
  • 5 star rating The irony of Dudley Dursley having magic. --
  • 5 star rating Did Or Did Not Dudley Dursley Have A Big D --
  • 3 star rating Il motivo di tutta sta cosa è che Dudley Dursley è in e volevo esserne certa. --
  • 5 star rating He is such a little fuck boy. --
  • 1 star rating Dudley Dursley's aluminum nike tank top in the beginning of Order of the Phoenix is just a whole nother level of cool --
  • 5 star rating He is the worst person in the entire world --
  • 5 star rating Dudley dursley is the definition of a fuckboy --
  • 3 star rating Just realised he is in Merlin.. I've watched this episode 7 times how did I never notice this --
  • 5 star rating He is one giant (pun intended) douchenozzle. --
  • 4 star rating In a fictional alternate life I am Dudley Dursley. --
  • 4 star rating Current mood: Dudley Dursley after the dementor attack. --
  • 5 star rating I served Dudley Dursley today. U? --
  • 5 star rating La vie de Harry Potter elle est partie en couilles a partir du moment ou il a fait bétom Dudley Dursley dans la cage aux serpents en vrai --
  • 3 star rating Currently converting the "compute room" into a second room for Riley...Dudley Dursley style. --
  • 4 star rating Dudley Dursley en vrai il a trop de chance il a tout ce qu'il veut. --
  • 5 star rating ¿habéis visto al actor de Dudley Dursley? omg. --
  • 4 star rating "I don't think you're a waste of space." - Dudley Dursley. --
  • 5 star rating I work at an aquarium, when kids pound on the tanks I want to tell them that Dudley Dursley pounded on the glass and look what happened!!! --
  • 1 star rating 1st note, I would have WHOOPED DUDLEY DURSLEY'S ASS ON A DAILY BASIS. He could not have been my child, not at all. Scraight jail. --
  • 2 star rating Just seen Dudley Dursley wandering around campus. It can only mean one thing.... Angry Brigade tonight! --
  • 3 star rating I hold the same level of hatred for Dudley Dursley and Dolores Umbridge --
  • 4 star rating Sto mangiando un pompelmo e mi sento Dudley Dursley messo a dieta --
  • 5 star rating Why does my family think it's okay to give me smaller presents only because I'm older now?Excuse me, but in that aspect I'm Dudley Dursley. --
  • 5 star rating We all got a Dudley Dursley ass cousin --
  • 1 star rating Yo no creo que seas un estorbo- dudley dursley luego de años de burlas a Harry Potter es lo único que dice?! --
  • 1 star rating Oh okay merlin so its ok to show dudley dursley u have magic to help him not be a murderous dick but not a scared Morgana? --
  • 4 star rating **Update** Dudley Dursley looks horrible in a bow tie. --
  • 3 star rating Yo me lo imagino entre Will Poulter y Dudley Dursley, sólo que rubio y más palito gg --
  • 5 star rating Mein Patronus ist Dudley Dursley. --
  • 5 star rating Sophie is dudley dursley pass it on --

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