Doug Stanhope

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• Dude, that Doug Stanhope is a funny dude. -- Walton And Johnson
• Today is India's national day, quoting he is a necessity. -- Husain Shargi
• I think my new favorite comedian is Doug Stanhope -- PS Who de Who
• "It's funny how hate can make you do really nice things" ~ Doug Stanhope -- C to the anada
• The only funny thing Doug Stanhope has ever done is kill off The Man Show. -- Sarcasm
• "Succeed or fail, the only freedom that you find is when you realise you're totally and unapologetically fucked." Doug Stanhope -- Connor Brooks
• This guy at the start of Utopia 206 is definitely a Doug Stanhope fan. -- Stuart Wright
• "Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone." - Doug Stanhope -- Stu/Dave
• There is no such thing as addiction, only things that you love more than life itself. -Doug Stanhope -- Blake Powers
• "Life is like a movie, if you ve sat through more than half and it s sucked. No one should blame you for walking out early." Doug Stanhope -- ponch
• If you have Netflix, watch Doug Stanhope's Beerhall Putsch. The segment on assisting his mother's suicide in particular is darkly hilarious. -- Gheorghie Lang
• So turns out he is a genius -- lynchables
• The world is a better place for having Doug Stanhope's comedy in it. -- Roareyarse
• The great Doug Stanhope -- Sage Rizzo
• 'So lazy I've got 'House Arrest' on my Bucket list.' What a brilliant line from Doug Stanhope -- Ant Meads
• People saying i stole more than 2jokes. your wrong. i dont even know who doug stanhope is. anyway my 30minute comedy video should be outsoon -- matt why
• "If you are offended by any single word it is probably a sign that you were raised by people unfit to be parents." Doug Stanhope -- Dean Harkness
• Doug stanhope said a few years ago, "the only thing left to attack is the audience" i feel under attack -- Benbola
• Doug stanhope is hilarious! !! -- KravMaga209
• Redban, Dean Delray and Tiffany Haddish Wed night. Carl Labove Thurs-Sat. Doug Stanhope next Mon. That is some great comedy! -- Dr Grins Comedy Club
• One of my biggest regrets is not seeing Doug Stanhope when he was in Inverness in 2012. -- Connor Wallace
• "Good hummus is important to me"- doug stanhope -- Dustin Wilson
• Doug stanhope voice really helps all of those comments out btw -- Kolin Kreepywinkel
• He is hilarious. -- MeTAYllicA
• "Raising awareness is another form of doing nothing."- Doug Stanhope -- QuarterMasterGriffin
• He is coming to Ft Wayne!!!!! This is amazing -- John Hefty
• Doug Stanhope talking about humans being a Suicidal Species is priceless. -- Roach
• Boredom is a disease. drugs cure it - Doug Stanhope -- Lou Graves
• He is easily the funniest guy ever -- Iliana Evstatieva
• Saying 'I'm an atheist' in Oklahoma is like screaming jihad at airport security - Doug Stanhope -- Steve Abernathy
• Recently introduced to comedic stylings of Doug Stanhope. I have SO much to catch up on. Milton Friedman! Libertarian bawdiness! -- Bill Shea
• "If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss than why are you wearing a seatbelt?" - Doug Stanhope -- Delusional ∞ ThomΔs
• "My comedy is like animal porn, it's not for everybody"- Doug Stanhope -- Zack
• Doug Stanhope, Tom Rhodes & Glenn Wool have favourited one of my comments. I guess this is what it feels like to be born into the royal family -- Cacky Raphael
• Off work on Sunday for the first time in forever so I'm enjoying another great sermon from Doug Stanhope. -- Mister Skwucky
• Doug Stanhope's Beer Hall Putsch is dark af holy shit but it's amazing -- 306
• "I thought about putting myself in the pedofile register so my family and friends can't bring there children along at parties" Doug Stanhope -- Jonathan Galan Seach
• "I have house arrest on my bucket list just so I don't have to go do the Dumb Shit that you like" ~ Doug Stanhope xD -- Senpai Soulus™
• "If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?" Doug Stanhope -- Shah Beats | شاه
• "America may be the greatest country in the world, but you know that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress." -Doug Stanhope -- Alex Goff
• He is my idol -- shane
• Doug Stanhope and Amy (too drunk for your last name)!?!? I love both ya'll, too. I like 2 couples. Maybe all is not lost. -- Stephanie J Golden
• Doug Stanhope's podcast episode with Steve Poggi is just beautiful. -- Mr Blah
• Doug Stanhope's Yelp reviews are so funny that I wrote this comment to tell you about them. -- kevin BANNER
• Been watching a lot of stand ups lately. Today is the turn of Doug Stanhope. -- Karla
• Trying to describe my mood after finally getting around to watching some Doug Stanhope, and the best I can come up with is "wet Cheetos." -- Dave Frost
• The real question here is. Should I try and play destiny with a broken wrist. Or should I just watch doug Stanhope P's I'm pish. -- hatface
• He is a younger George Carlin. Awesome comedian! -- Hussein Baghdadi
• I absolutely love 'Getting Doug with High', but this episode with he is amazing. 'Getting Doug with Drunk'. -- Kelseyy Anderson
• "Saying you're an Atheist in Oklahoma is like screaming Jihad at airport security" - Doug Stanhope -- Alex Coffman

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