Doug Stanhope

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Doug Stanhope
American stand-up comedian, actor, and author
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3 star rating
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  • 5 star rating Dude, that Doug Stanhope is a funny dude. --
  • 4 star rating Today is India's national day, quoting he is a necessity. --
  • 4 star rating I think my new favorite comedian is Doug Stanhope --
  • 3 star rating "It's funny how hate can make you do really nice things" ~ Doug Stanhope --
  • 3 star rating The only funny thing Doug Stanhope has ever done is kill off The Man Show. --
  • 1 star rating "Succeed or fail, the only freedom that you find is when you realise you're totally and unapologetically fucked." Doug Stanhope --
  • 3 star rating This guy at the start of Utopia 206 is definitely a Doug Stanhope fan. --
  • 4 star rating "Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone." - Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating There is no such thing as addiction, only things that you love more than life itself. -Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating "Life is like a movie, if you ve sat through more than half and it s sucked. No one should blame you for walking out early." Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating If you have Netflix, watch Doug Stanhope's Beerhall Putsch. The segment on assisting his mother's suicide in particular is darkly hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating So turns out he is a genius --
  • 4 star rating The world is a better place for having Doug Stanhope's comedy in it. --
  • 5 star rating The great Doug Stanhope --
  • 3 star rating 'So lazy I've got 'House Arrest' on my Bucket list.' What a brilliant line from Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating People saying i stole more than 2jokes. your wrong. i dont even know who doug stanhope is. anyway my 30minute comedy video should be outsoon --
  • 1 star rating "If you are offended by any single word it is probably a sign that you were raised by people unfit to be parents." Doug Stanhope --
  • 2 star rating Doug stanhope said a few years ago, "the only thing left to attack is the audience" i feel under attack --
  • 5 star rating Doug stanhope is hilarious! !! --
  • 1 star rating Redban, Dean Delray and Tiffany Haddish Wed night. Carl Labove Thurs-Sat. Doug Stanhope next Mon. That is some great comedy! --
  • 3 star rating One of my biggest regrets is not seeing Doug Stanhope when he was in Inverness in 2012. --
  • 5 star rating "Good hummus is important to me"- doug stanhope --
  • 4 star rating Doug stanhope voice really helps all of those comments out btw --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious. --
  • 4 star rating "Raising awareness is another form of doing nothing."- Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating He is coming to Ft Wayne!!!!! This is amazing --
  • 3 star rating Doug Stanhope talking about humans being a Suicidal Species is priceless. --
  • 4 star rating Boredom is a disease. drugs cure it - Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating He is easily the funniest guy ever --
  • 3 star rating Saying 'I'm an atheist' in Oklahoma is like screaming jihad at airport security - Doug Stanhope --
  • 1 star rating Recently introduced to comedic stylings of Doug Stanhope. I have SO much to catch up on. Milton Friedman! Libertarian bawdiness! --
  • 1 star rating "If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss than why are you wearing a seatbelt?" - Doug Stanhope --
  • 3 star rating "My comedy is like animal porn, it's not for everybody"- Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating Doug Stanhope, Tom Rhodes & Glenn Wool have favourited one of my comments. I guess this is what it feels like to be born into the royal family --
  • 2 star rating Off work on Sunday for the first time in forever so I'm enjoying another great sermon from Doug Stanhope. --
  • 3 star rating Doug Stanhope's Beer Hall Putsch is dark af holy shit but it's amazing --
  • 5 star rating "I thought about putting myself in the pedofile register so my family and friends can't bring there children along at parties" Doug Stanhope --
  • 1 star rating "I have house arrest on my bucket list just so I don't have to go do the Dumb Shit that you like" ~ Doug Stanhope xD --
  • 2 star rating "If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?" Doug Stanhope --
  • 1 star rating "America may be the greatest country in the world, but you know that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress." -Doug Stanhope --
  • 5 star rating He is my idol --
  • 5 star rating Doug Stanhope and Amy (too drunk for your last name)!?!? I love both ya'll, too. I like 2 couples. Maybe all is not lost. --
  • 4 star rating Doug Stanhope's podcast episode with Steve Poggi is just beautiful. --
  • 3 star rating Doug Stanhope's Yelp reviews are so funny that I wrote this comment to tell you about them. --
  • 3 star rating Been watching a lot of stand ups lately. Today is the turn of Doug Stanhope. --
  • 5 star rating Trying to describe my mood after finally getting around to watching some Doug Stanhope, and the best I can come up with is "wet Cheetos." --
  • 1 star rating The real question here is. Should I try and play destiny with a broken wrist. Or should I just watch doug Stanhope P's I'm pish. --
  • 5 star rating He is a younger George Carlin. Awesome comedian! --
  • 5 star rating I absolutely love 'Getting Doug with High', but this episode with he is amazing. 'Getting Doug with Drunk'. --
  • 3 star rating "Saying you're an Atheist in Oklahoma is like screaming Jihad at airport security" - Doug Stanhope --

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