Dobby The House Elf

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dobby The House Elf
(Famous from The Harry Potter Series)
Votes Ranking Boost Ranking
Loading
Loading
Dobby The House Elf ranks Loading, and ranks Loading among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.

Dobby The House Elf is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his slim body.

2 Ways to Vote him Up!

1. Hit the "Tweet" button at the top ↑
2. Tell us "why you have a crush on him"
Refresh this page to see the "Crushers" increase after you "Like" or vote.

Why People Have A Crush On Dobby The House Elf

new! Rate Dobby The House Elf

Body: 

No votes yet

Face: 

No votes yet

Mind: 

No votes yet

Heart: 

No votes yet
Minimum 15 Words.
More votes will improve the ranking and your comment will show on the top. You'll be redirected to Paypal to finish the transaction.
3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Saddest moment in Harry potter, is the death of Dobby the house elf --
  • 1 star rating Someone, unprompted last night DID call me Harry and make me where his glasses so he could pretend to be Dobby the house elf. --
  • 3 star rating On a side note, Dobby the house elf was seriously oppressed. More than I remember. --
  • 3 star rating Her ass is off!!! In the words of Dobby the house elf, "I'm freeeeeeeeee !" --
  • 5 star rating Dobby the house elf.. looks very camp Ellen view --
  • 4 star rating Can't figure out why everyone is calling me Dobby the house elf. view --
  • 4 star rating Tony Dungy is the human version of dobby the house elf. --
  • 4 star rating All I want in life is my very own Dobby the house elf --
  • 5 star rating Dobby the house elf is so ugly on blu-ray --
  • 3 star rating Pretty sure I think sphynx cats are so cute because they remind me of Dobby the House Elf --
  • 2 star rating Is it just me or does Douglas Alexander look more and more like Dobby the house elf as time goes by? --
  • 5 star rating Rishi: "Can't wait until your show is done bc you're looking like Dobby the house elf with your clothes looking like pillowcases on you" --
  • 3 star rating The vine of the hairless cat that looks like Dobby the house elf is my favorite vine ever --
  • 1 star rating Any time i need to cry on command i just think really hard about Dobby the house elf (and also sometimes Winky) --
  • 5 star rating He can't sing, his playing is patchy and he looks like Dobby the House Elf but Keith Richards is still the coolest rockstar on the planet. --
  • 5 star rating I can't wait until 'toxic masculinity' is crushed. Finally I'll be able to tell the world how I felt when Dobby the house elf died. --
  • 1 star rating The android, Andrew, is like Dobby, the house elf. Once they give him clothes, in this case a tux, he is on his way to manhood --
  • 5 star rating Sometimes I wish I was Dobby the house-elf so I could just snap my fingers and drop three-tiered, velvety cream cakes on idiots' heads. --
  • 4 star rating Torn between being Riff Raff or Dobby the House Elf for Halloween. --
  • 3 star rating Do you ever make a joke so terrible that you really want to hurt yourself like Dobby the House Elf --
  • 3 star rating I felt like Dobby the house elf after being freed from Wednesday night school --
  • 5 star rating Is there anything worse than watching Dobby the house elf die? This is probably the unhappiest I've felt since the 1st time I watched this. --
  • 5 star rating Someone needs to photoshop a picture of Bobby Jindal with Dobby the house elf's face, so we can have Dobby Jindal. I don't have photoshop. --
  • 3 star rating Dobby the House Elf is my favorite fictional character of all time. Still not over his death. --
  • 5 star rating "Chamber of secrets is next, they introduce the little creature" Me- uh you mean Dobby? The house elf? THE IGNORANCE OF SOME PEOPLE --
  • 5 star rating My mind is melting;I've just seen Dobby the house Elf introduce an item about Home Secretary Mrs Darth Vader+Mayor Winnie the Pooh --
  • 3 star rating DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF DROPPED THE HAMMER ON DONALD STERLING IS NOT THE POSTSEASON THIS YEAR. --
  • 5 star rating Aries in The Tempest is Dobby the house elf --
  • 3 star rating Do you ever make a joke so terrible that you really want to hurt yourself like Dobby the House Elf --
  • 1 star rating when you miss someone so much you accidentally doodle them and then want to be Dobby the house elf and iron yourself --
  • 5 star rating I accidentally trod on the paw of a little pooch and I feel SO GUILTY. Gonna go home and beat the shit outa myself like Dobby the house elf --
  • 5 star rating People always wonder how my Dobby the House elf impression is so accurate. The secret is adding lots of H's. "Hharr-hheee P-hhott-hherrrhh." --
  • 5 star rating Dobby the house elf is savage --
  • 4 star rating Why is Dobby the house elf managing Huddersfield Town? --
  • 4 star rating So if i find someone who Adores dobby the house elf they can have him --
  • 3 star rating Roommate just asked me if Dobby the house elf is from Lord of the Rings... --
  • 2 star rating The only reason to have a baby is so you can dress it up like Dobby the house elf and give it a sock. --
  • 5 star rating Are Yoda and Dobby the House Elf related? Is Yoda a House Elf? Is Dobby Yoda's secret love child? --
  • 3 star rating Yo fam is it me or does that nigga Vladimir Putin look like Dobby the house elf? --
  • 3 star rating Can't take Lady C seriously with that bandana on she looks like dobby the house elf --
  • 1 star rating Dobby the House Elf is not very good on Was great on Dragons Den, but shouldn't be employed to have a little chat with this lot. --
  • 2 star rating My sister is forever picking the pictures that she looks great in and I look like Dobby the house elf. --
  • 3 star rating Rubys dog, Toro, is so freaking adorable. And Penny looks like Dobby the house elf --
  • 3 star rating I relate so much to dobby the house elf when he slams his head against the drawers --
  • 1 star rating "Dobby the House Elf: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!" --
  • 2 star rating I'm dying! "Despite looking a bit like Dobby the House Elf, Putin is a ruthless and manipulative tyrant" --
  • 5 star rating Maci is loosing her teeth and she sort of resembles Dobby the House elf five years after the HP series ends and he's decended into drug use --
  • 1 star rating Donald J Trump really wants to stop referring to himself in the third person. Sounds like Dobby, The House Elf. --
  • 3 star rating Our 13mo is Dobby the house elf. He's obsessed with stealing our socks. --
  • 1 star rating "Despite looking a bit like Dobby the House Elf, he is a ruthless and manipulative tyrant" Boris Johnson on Putin --

Throwback Thursday #TBT

Dobby The House Elf sexy 0.jpg
Dobby The House Elf new pic 1.jpg
Dobby The House Elf dating 2.jpg
Dobby The House Elf sexy 3.jpg