Dieter Laser

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German actor (Famous from Gier)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating HA HA HA By his crown and by his sword I am the 3rd centipede Lord" --
  • 5 star rating /Users/dieter/Desktop/video.mp4 --
  • 4 star rating just looking at Lexx again and Enjoyed you as Mandrid. --
  • 1 star rating Once again,this film couldn't have had anyone but you as Bill Boss!So glad you did it!Nobody does maniacal like you sir! --
  • 5 star rating Says a lot about our culture doesn't it? --
  • 2 star rating BEST PSYCHOPATH PERFORMANCE in human history. "O! PEN! THE! DOOOOAAR!" lol. You're just a top notch actor. --
  • 5 star rating "Dieter Laser takes the role with relentless sincerity. Tis his 63rd acting role but, poor guy, is seemingly the one he was born to play." --
  • 3 star rating thanks for the followback. I enjoyed I hope you have a pleasant Holiday season! --
  • 5 star rating Ty for the follow :) --
  • 4 star rating that moment when you realize HC3 is out! Bring on the madness! --
  • 5 star rating Have an awesome day! --
  • 5 star rating The way lights his sugar in is so great --
  • 2 star rating still don't understand how you haven't gotten nominated for an Oscar when you so fucking good especially in --
  • 1 star rating ...also saw an interview w you talking about 'being a snake' for the performance.....pure genius...pure fucking genius --
  • 2 star rating Loved the exploitation madness of 3! One of my favorites of the year so far. performance is mind-boggling! --
  • 2 star rating Oh man you were magnificant in HC3, very well done! How long before Tarantino 'discovers' you I wonder!? --
  • 2 star rating the worst thing about what a bad actor!! Why was he even cast? Shocking!!! All other cast really good!! --
  • 1 star rating What an amazing end to the trilogy that is THC3, all incredible films what an outstanding actor, big well done to --
  • 1 star rating He is trying SO hard to put on a fake southern accent just because they happen to be in the southern US. This is hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating is an absolute genius in superb again. --
  • 3 star rating Very Marlon Brando on Apocalypse Now the character of in Human Centipede 3 --
  • 5 star rating Dieter laser is a great actor though --
  • 3 star rating Can't understand a word is saying in cos he is just so short and angry, oh my --
  • 3 star rating Wow, the acting in Human Centipede 3 is .....not good. he is out of control --
  • 5 star rating , you absolutely stole the show. Loved your performance! Bill Boss is my new favorite! Cheers! --
  • 1 star rating It's a shame that apparently human centipede 3 is so bad because dieter laser and lawrence harvey make amazing creeps. --
  • 5 star rating Dieter Laser's performance in Human Centipede 3 is worth the price of admission. If you can stomach any of those films, then it's worth it. --
  • 1 star rating On the other hand, is a damn showcase for Dieter Laser, who gives one of the most bizarre & deranged performances ever. --
  • 1 star rating I have never seen something so funny and so frightening as your tongue in THC3. Fantastic performance, good sir! --
  • 4 star rating - thanks for the follow! is an instant classic... --
  • 2 star rating You are the best thing about THC3! Jezus, never seen somebody so funny as you! Keep doing stuff like this! --
  • 4 star rating I honestly can't take dieter laser seriously at this point --
  • 4 star rating Beginning to doubt he is familiar with the concept of overacting. --
  • 5 star rating is terrifying in this film. --
  • 1 star rating Human Centipede 3 was a snoozefest. Tom Six says, but does not deliver at all. he is so annoying and his acting is just awefull --
  • 3 star rating Is Dieter Laser the proto-Tommy Wiseau or did he just study Wiseau for his last couple of films? --
  • 3 star rating OMG....why must Dieter Laser scream every fucking line? This movie is SO disappointing. --
  • 5 star rating Dieter laser is just great in this lol --
  • 4 star rating When he is bald he looks EXACTLY like Fire Marshal Bill. --
  • 3 star rating Ok I liked dieter laser in the first one but he is German why is he playing a Texan prison warden --
  • 5 star rating God I love your performance in thc3, have seen it 2 times already!! You are so talented, it keeps to amaze me! --
  • 5 star rating is such a sick actor in HC3 --
  • 5 star rating Dieter Laser played his role so well. Deym --
  • 5 star rating you are a great actor is wonderful in thc 3! --
  • 4 star rating one good thing to say is Dieter Laser looks very good for 70 --
  • 2 star rating is possibly the most psychotic person I've seen in a film, genius as is look forward to more from them --
  • 5 star rating you're so fucking insane --
  • 5 star rating Holy shit is following me :) --
  • 5 star rating I never thought I'd say this, but The Human Centipede 3 is actually worth checking out just for Dieter Laser crazy over-the-top performance. --
  • 4 star rating Dieter Laser got the fuck out at the right time. RIP King. --

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