Never be ashamed of having a crush on Detlef Schrempf I'm a crusher
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Detlef Schrempf is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Detlef Schrempf
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It is true what they say, gotta laugh or you ll cry -- paigey
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Random thought: he is a great name -- Luigi de Guzman
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That's why they call Gary Payton, GP. God's Property. And he is the pale Jesus. Because he is a SAINT. -- Diamond
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Waking up to see that he is ignoring you is the worst way to start your day. -- StuartScottsEye
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Detlef schrempf//band of horses makes me feel so peaceful i love it -- Hannah Marie
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I bet Detlef Schrempf gives really good hugs. -- Taco God
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I really hope I sober up before I buy this t-shirt with a comically large caricature of Detlef Schrempf on it...TOO LATE! -- Blake Wexler
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Someone just said my hair reminds them of the Detlef-Schrempf-looking guy on the 'Contra' cover. So yeah, pretty sweet day you guys. -- Tony
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My fear with the potential George Karl move is that he'll want Detlef Schrempf to be our starting PF -- MURPHdawg
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DJoftheNight is playing Band Of Horses - Detlef Schrempf -- RisqueRadio
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What in the name of he is going on in Seattle?!? Stony Brook?!? -- Vlad Belo
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detlef schrempf by Band of Horses from the live album Or the original, both very beautiful! -- David Unsworth
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DETLEF SCHREMPF JUST HIT A FADE AWAY 3 IN NBA. My day is officially made. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM -- Brody Spencer
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He is the dirtiest 2k player alive -- Matt Sahr
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All I want for Christmas is a Detlef Schrempf jersey -- Jodi Davis
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Who is the first person that comes to mind when Ryan Schimpf comes to the plate? ... Former NBA player Detlef Schrempf? -- sboeck
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Is Detlef Schrempf pitching for Florida? -- Repeat Flex Offender
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He is the new Lorem Ipsum -- Scott Nover
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Sabonis was supposed throw in player on trade. He reminds me a little of Detlef Schrempf. He is solid! -- Todd Zimmerman
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Is that Detlef Schrempf's kid? -- Steve Lorenz
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Me: This episode has Detlef Schrempf. Do you know him, pop? Mom: Who the hell is Dead Lead Shrimp?? -- Rob ロバート Season 2
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He is not walking through that door OKC -- Big Hoss🏈🏀⚾💪
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Joe Ingalls is to the Utah Jazz as Detlef Schrempf was to the Seattle Super Sonics. -- Joe Johnson
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Who the fuck Saric think he is??? Detlef Schrempf? -- Drévid $tern
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Saric reminds me so much of Detlef Schrempf -- swarmanator®
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Was really painful explaining and spelling "detlef schrempf" to a friend who wanted to find me on comment the other day -- detlef schrempf
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Ok has anyone ever seen a basketball player that is better than Detlef Schrempf?!? -- Naji Allan
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Imagine that he isn't verified but once was. It's a sick world we live in. SICK. -- パン
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He is a HOSS. -- 🌲
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So glad he is getting another moment in the sun. -- Gem City Gem as "The Bee"
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"No respect for Detlef Schrempf"
LMAO I love Renee so much -- optimistic bayley fan account
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Holy fuck detlef schrempf is a real person and not a character that was created for the hit NBC comedy, parks and recreation -- a ghost’s pumpkin soup
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The best thing about tonight is that I now know how to spell Detlef Schrempf -- Adam Suzan Galavanting at #NYCC
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Renee Young dropping a Detlef Schrempf reference is the greatest moment in the history of wrestling commentary please do not @ me. -- Alex Pawlowski
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"No love for Detlef Schrempf!"
This is why Renee needs to replace Cole immediately! -- JoeStopper Of The JK
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Renee Young dropping a Detlef Schrempf reference on Raw is the best thing to happen in WWE for like 3 years -- Joe Emery
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Renee Young dropping a Detlef Schrempf reference is the best thing ever -- Shoes
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Facebook's conference after-party is a Detlef Schrempf away from being an Entertainment 720 event -- Kevin P. Scoleri
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My fiancé has taken to randomly muttering detlef schrempf under his breath to check if i m listening to him... what is this man... -- ellen ✌🏻️
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Detlef Schrempf s real name is dees leftovers are mostly shrimp-f -- distracdad
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The tall guy in the American flag/gold trunks looks like Detlef Schrempf. -- Marc
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See also: Detlef Schrempf, Clyde Drexler, and why I think Shamorie Ponds will end up being a good pickup for the Raps -- the toronto raptors are still nba champions
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Luka is just Detlef Schrempf with a concussion -- D.A.
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Ég fór í klippingu og bað um Detlef Schrempf. -- Örvar Smárason
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Band of Horses Detlef Schrempf -- WSCA Now Playing
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Should be commenting about the baseball I m watching but can t stop thinking about how Band of Horses have a song named after Detlef Schrempf -- Tyler Haughey
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Detlef Schrempf finishes with 7 points in Seattle's close loss against Jazz -- NBA Nostalgia
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Random thought: I miss Detlef Schrempf. -- Establish the Russ
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Horniness can be Detlef Schrempf Me: If you vote for my new wallpaper. -- plantemojibotbot
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Gordon Hayward is just Detlef Schrempf with an undercut -- PJ Stan Account
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