Denis Norden

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• "October's a funny month. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May." Denis Norden -- Dale Stafford
• "Octubre es un mes algo chistoso. Es cuando un verdadero aficionado al beisbol se entera de que su mujer lo abandonó en mayo". Denis Nordén. -- Mari Montes
• Would certainly ensure some bloopers for Denis Norden. -- Bad Moon Rising
• File this under rancid start as Denis Norden would say. -- Steptoe
• Ah, that's a shame: Dannie Abse has died. Saw him and Denis Norden speak at Hay a few years back; both in late 80s, both spellbinding. -- William Ham Bevan
• Speaking of which, does anyone remember a Frank Muir / Denis Norden joint called My Word? I liked that too. -- Michael Moran
• "There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car." ~Denis Norden view -- T.W.I.Y.
• Jeff Goldblum is looking more and more like Denis Norden these days -- Colin Wright
• Denis Norden really is wonderful. I saw him walking in the street once a few years ago. I was happy all day. -- Ian Potter
• 'Peas? In an omelette? It's unnatural!' From 'The Glums', 1954 - overheard, in a lift, by Frank Muir and Denis Norden... -- ALISON BRACKENBURY
• Denis Norden helping me brush up on my 20th century pars -- Daniel Bradford
• Denis Norden - still alive. Whoa. -- Flea of Anjou
• Listening to 'A Taste of Funny with Denis.' Denis Norden - what a treasure. -- Steve Murray
• October's a funny month. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. Denis Norden -- John Welford
• Oh crap. I spotted him in an audience with Ken Dodd on tele and just said is Denis Norden still alive? Not the year to tempt fate -- Susannah Inc. 🙈🙉🙊
• Today's fact wot I have found out: Denis Norden (who is still alive) and his wife (ditto) have been married for 73 years. -- TalkingDogGenre
• Despite 2016's best efforts, he is still alive. -- Dave Elliott
• Did you ever watch Looks Familiar with Denis Norden in the 70s? It was like us now talking about the 70s & 80s! -- Andy Kelly
• Esiste una forza oscura che comunica ai piccioni quando hai finito di lavare la macchina. DENIS NORDEN -- Luisa Lezza
• Esiste una forza oscura che comunica ai piccioni quando hai finito di lavare la macchina. Denis Norden -- Diego Sandri
• Best thing I've learned today (thru L Theroux on A Buxton pod) is that he is a) still alive and b) an avid listener to Marc Maron. -- richard
• Denis Norden s clipboard was like a 20th century Rosman s laptop. -- David
• Denis Norden s still alive?!! -- Dark_Beige
• He is still alive. -- Nob Pope
• With the death of Sir Ken, a periodic reminder that he is still alive at 96. -- Simon Harley
• Has anybody checked on Denis Norden lately? -- James Vertigan
• For a split second I muddled Dennis Nilsen with Denis Norden -- charlotte tuffnell
• Mixed up Dennis Nilsen and Denis Norden in my head -- David Bloop 🌦🌷🐣 [+u]
• Does anyone else think George Ezra s speaking voice sounds like Denis Norden? -- Butterfly Mind
• Reminder that he is still alive. -- OMBF
• Adolescence is the stage between puberty and adultery. Denis Norden -- Schogn Richards☯☮
• Revenge of All Right on the Night? Yes, these clips were funny when dear old Denis Norden showed them years ago! -- Martin Curnow
• Up until last night, Denis Norden hadn't ever considered mechanising his own grave. Now he's after one that spins. -- Jayenkai [JNK]
• When I was seventeen, my dearest wish was to be a writer. Now I am a writer, my dearest wish is to be seventeen. Denis Norden -- brett jordan
• "When I was 17, my dearest wish was to be a writer. Now I am a writer my dearest wish is to be 17." Denis Norden -- christian cummins
• "What is a harp but an over-sized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?" - Denis Norden -- D's Soul Full Cafe
• TODAY S FOOD QUOTE What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? Denis Norden -- Gene Blum
• Was it just me or did Charles look like Denis Norden in that closing shot? -- Iain Weir
• There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. - Denis Norden -- 💥Kevin & Kim Sousa
• "The hours aren't bad, and there's no heavy lifting" - Denis Norden on as a profession -- Sheenagh Pugh
• After only 1 month, the first traffic light in London was a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions? DENIS NORDEN -- super true facts
• The Mission. Denis Norden in a wig and hat on lead vocals. -- Justin Lewis's When Is Births
• Happy birthday to English actor and script writer Denis Norden (February 6, 1922). Screenplay for The Best House in London (1969) et al. -- Book_Addict
• Bring back Denis norden -- evil batman returns Esq.
• You could power a small town with the spinning from the grave of Denis Norden right now. -- Gavin Curnow
• flow here is about 10 cubic metres/second. On this day in 2018 Denis Norden died. -- Romney Weir
• Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid. Denis Norden -- عقارات العقبة بسيوني
• TBF, I think I subconsciously nicked this from the late Frank Muir or Denis Norden, but I can neither confirm nor deny that. -- David Bowman
• He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet. - Denis Norden -- Ermes_Bot
• Alright on the Night without Denis Norden, who was fucking ace, is fucking awful. -- Ste.A 🐎

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