Demetri Martin

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American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist (Famous from Correspondent On The Daily Show)
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  • 3 star rating Don't be so quick to judge others. Take your time and really get into it. Demetri Martin --
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  • 4 star rating Who's ever watched Demetri Martin stand-up? dude is funny af --
  • 1 star rating Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. Demetri Martin --
  • 5 star rating "I think a tree house is really insensitive. That's like killing something and then making one of its friends hold it." -Demetri Martin --
  • 2 star rating A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. --Demetri Martin --
  • 3 star rating The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades (Demetri Martin) --
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  • 3 star rating "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." - Demetri Martin --
  • 5 star rating He is coming to Dallas in December. Yaaaaaaay --
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  • 5 star rating Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Aziz Ansari, Amy Schumer, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin and so many more tonight!!! I can't contain my excitement! --
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  • 4 star rating He is coming to New Haven on December 4th... let's get weird --
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  • 5 star rating He is coming to New Haven who's' coming with me?? --
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  • 5 star rating He is coming to Dallas :-( --
  • 3 star rating "In a "Battle of the Bands" the real loser is always the audience." - Demetri Martin --
  • 3 star rating "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." Demetri Martin --
  • 3 star rating Demetri Martin being in the movie Contagion was a very pleasant surprise in the middle of class --
  • 4 star rating demetri martin is the man..... saw him live and i crid --
  • 5 star rating This kid is the spitting image of Demetri Martin --
  • 5 star rating He is beautiful --
  • 3 star rating Just bought tickets to see Demetri Martin in December. He is hilarious. Can't wait! --
  • 1 star rating "Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." - Demetri Martin --
  • 5 star rating Andrew is SUPER cool for even knowing who he is. --
  • 2 star rating Demetri Martin - The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. --
  • 3 star rating "A burlap sack is the same as a musical... I would not like to be in either " -Demetri Martin --
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  • 3 star rating "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." - Demetri Martin --
  • 4 star rating " is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many." -Demetri Martin --
  • 4 star rating He is talking about the book 'Flatland' in this podcast. --
  • 5 star rating Got some books to fill my time, Kasher in the Rye by Moshe Kasher and This Is A Book by Demetri Martin. Now to decide what to start first. --
  • 4 star rating Watching the new Demetri Martin stand up, so hilarious!! --
  • 1 star rating I have an extra ticket to tomorrow's Meltdown, and he is on the show. Anyone wanna come with or meet me there? --
  • 2 star rating "A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive." -Demetri Martin --
  • 5 star rating Who is going to see Demetri Martin with me?????? --
  • 2 star rating "My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal." ~ Demetri Martin --
  • 5 star rating Demetri martin is my fave 4 life --
  • 5 star rating He is older than Kobe Bryant --
  • 5 star rating Forgot how terrific he is --
  • 5 star rating He is wow... holy shit you funny mother fucker --
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  • 4 star rating Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Demetri Martin --
  • 5 star rating Listened to Demetri Martin's latest album today & realized Tumblr has stolen almost all of his jokes which is just... so on brand for tumblr --
  • 3 star rating At the office listening to comedian demetri martin. very funny!... thanks, spotify discover. --
  • 1 star rating Thanks to that one diner comedian vid now I'm stuck watching demetri martin on youtube this is like witchcraft --

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