Never be ashamed of having a crush on Demetri Martin I'm a crusher
American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist (Famous from Correspondent On The Daily Show)
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50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Don't be so quick to judge others. Take your time and really get into it. Demetri Martin -- Lloyd Legalist
- Demetri martin is the best no question -- Madelaine De Leon
- Who's ever watched Demetri Martin stand-up? dude is funny af -- Pedro
- Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. Demetri Martin -- DaleCarnegieBANDUNG
- "I think a tree house is really insensitive. That's like killing something and then making one of its friends hold it." -Demetri Martin -- myriam da bomb.com
- A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. --Demetri Martin -- Zack Conklin
- The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades (Demetri Martin) -- Jacques Delorme
- The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades Demetri Martin -- Stephanie Fowler
- "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." - Demetri Martin -- Andrew
- He is coming to Dallas in December. Yaaaaaaay -- Moscow Mule
- "Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts supplies" - Demetri Martin -- Aaro
- DEMETRI MARTIN IS GOING TO BE IN PHILLY !!!! -- Sara ๏.๏
- Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Aziz Ansari, Amy Schumer, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin and so many more tonight!!! I can't contain my excitement! -- Teryn Stutz
- Demetri martin is coming to dallas on december 14th who is going to go with me huh -- chantil
- He is coming to New Haven on December 4th... let's get weird -- Trevor Morrison
- He is coming to the Shubert on December 14. -- Shawn Murray
- He is coming to Chicago in December! Anyone want to go? -- Cole Rush
- He is coming to New Haven who's' coming with me?? -- Ivonnie Rivera ★
- He is gonna be in Dallas in December. Someone pls go with me. -- Lesbian AF
- He is coming to Dallas :-( -- nailea☁️
- "In a "Battle of the Bands" the real loser is always the audience." - Demetri Martin -- StevePacheco
- "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." Demetri Martin -- The Tooth Fairy
- Demetri Martin being in the movie Contagion was a very pleasant surprise in the middle of class -- lauren
- demetri martin is the man..... saw him live and i crid -- richalds
- This kid is the spitting image of Demetri Martin -- Megan McCreary
- He is beautiful -- Omar Cruz
- Just bought tickets to see Demetri Martin in December. He is hilarious. Can't wait! -- Anna Staniszewski
- "Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." - Demetri Martin -- Jim Schofield
- Andrew is SUPER cool for even knowing who he is. -- Demi Falcon
- Demetri Martin - The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. -- Debi Kirk
- "A burlap sack is the same as a musical... I would not like to be in either " -Demetri Martin -- Alé
- Last time i see the RawR is when sia is still sitting on his untouchable chair while watching demetri martin&try to imitate the hand gesture -- DoMe
- "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." - Demetri Martin -- Deanna Giles
- " is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many." -Demetri Martin -- Erin Poole Ford
- He is talking about the book 'Flatland' in this podcast. -- Kelly Dietz
- Got some books to fill my time, Kasher in the Rye by Moshe Kasher and This Is A Book by Demetri Martin. Now to decide what to start first. -- Dalton Lee
- Watching the new Demetri Martin stand up, so hilarious!! -- Cheryl Spriggs
- I have an extra ticket to tomorrow's Meltdown, and he is on the show. Anyone wanna come with or meet me there? -- Morgan Miller
- "A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive." -Demetri Martin -- Copper House Liquor
- Who is going to see Demetri Martin with me?????? -- Anna
- "My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal." ~ Demetri Martin -- Michael Golshan
- Demetri martin is my fave 4 life -- krystal
- He is older than Kobe Bryant -- يشوع وادي الناصرة
- Forgot how terrific he is -- stephen urwand
- He is wow... holy shit you funny mother fucker -- Alan Morales
- Man, demetri martin is hilarious. -- Kelsey Trinkner
- Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Demetri Martin -- Jason Escape
- Listened to Demetri Martin's latest album today & realized Tumblr has stolen almost all of his jokes which is just... so on brand for tumblr -- Chelsea Fagan
- At the office listening to comedian demetri martin. very funny!... thanks, spotify discover. -- kelly connelly
- Thanks to that one diner comedian vid now I'm stuck watching demetri martin on youtube this is like witchcraft -- scErin
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