David Stern

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Fourth NBA commissioner
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David Stern is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating He is the equivalent of what corporate exec's did to exploit Hip Hop to the mainstream by letting Pop Culture ruin it. --
  • 5 star rating If Bettmann is 1/2 as good at rigging like David Stern was, Connor McDavid will suit up for the Yotes, Isles, Sabres, Leafs or Jets in '15. --
  • 3 star rating I'm sure David Stern will get a nice parting gift on the backend of this $24B new NBA deal --
  • 5 star rating I wonder if this Cavs squad could be built in the David Stern NBA... if the Lakers couldn't have CP3 then idk if this Cavs squad is possible --
  • 1 star rating The flop accusation game is ou of control. I blame David Stern for this. People think Rihanna flopped against Chris Brown now. --
  • 4 star rating Since Mr king is back should David Stern come back too? --
  • 2 star rating I wish David Halberstam was still alive just so he could write the definitive biography of David Stern. --
  • 4 star rating David Stern really makes everyone wear suits now because of iverson --
  • 1 star rating Wade/LeBron should not be mentioned with greatest duos ever. Only played 4yrs together. LeBron/he is a different story. --
  • 5 star rating NB80s is just brilliant tbh David stern --
  • 5 star rating Favourite David Stern quote "My job is to protect the investments of the owners and the incomes of the players" powerfully succinct. --
  • 3 star rating Kim Jong Un is the nuttiest dictator I've hung out with since David Stern" - Dennis Rodman --
  • 3 star rating So will future Michigan events w/ Dave Brandon basically be like former NBA Drafts w/ David Stern? --
  • 5 star rating David Stern played Billy Hunter so cold that it took the players two years to dig out of that mess and they just now found a replacement --
  • 4 star rating We'd be so fucking wet rn if David Stern wasn't such a bitch --
  • 5 star rating Viola so stern. So, so stern. David Stern. --
  • 3 star rating David stern really fucked us over with that Chris Paul shit kobe a be going for 7th ring right now --
  • 1 star rating NFL is in all kinds of trouble they need to get managed by David Stern because he can fix all kinds of trouble and he's jewish --
  • 3 star rating The are leading Charlotte in the 3rd Q, so suck it, David Stern. They don't need Chris Paul. --
  • 5 star rating The Lakers suck because he is alive --
  • 5 star rating We hear from the BBCs David Stern about how the Ukrainian government is responding to the downing of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH17. --
  • 1 star rating Scorpions is the type of name David Stern would be forcing an expansion NBA team to adopt.... Fly Pelican Fly! --
  • 5 star rating "he is gone. Based God pulls the strings now." --
  • 5 star rating Ty Lawson not playing... Is David stern back? --
  • 4 star rating He is gone and the logo is behind Rondo's head again. --
  • 5 star rating Japanese reporters are supposed to be here for Knicks - Nets today. The game is global now. Thanks to uncle David Stern & Jakie Robinson. --
  • 2 star rating You just know he is chomping at the bit, wanting to fine the Spurs for sitting Tim and Manu tonight. --
  • 3 star rating Lmao what he is in my office right now. I didn't even known he went here. --
  • 4 star rating David stern is NOT a good Negotiator rftuaintshit --
  • 1 star rating Spurs have half their team sitting out tonight's nationally televised game, I wonder if he is calling Commish Silver to complain --
  • 5 star rating Its moments like this i REALLY miss David Stern. He wouldve slapped Popovich w/a $1Million fine for this blasphemous disrespect of authority --
  • 5 star rating My dream big-3 is Kobe, Steph, and K-Love. David Stern would never allow that tho cuz they would beat LeBron. --
  • 5 star rating David stern is that you? --
  • 5 star rating Somewhere he is smashing his head through a wall. --
  • 4 star rating The fact that he is used in that meme is fucking hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating He is a crab for life --
  • 4 star rating the cavs loss by 19 ... Em people trash and David stern is gone --
  • 5 star rating Smh this is all David Stern's fault --
  • 2 star rating Man David Stern really fucked the Lakers with that veto. LAs offense and defense is so horrid. Poor Kobe. --
  • 4 star rating David Stern was right to not call travels this is NOT entertaining --
  • 3 star rating This season is gna be the worst one of them all. Fuck you David Stern. Fuck you. --
  • 2 star rating David stern G'd us on our cp3 trade, David stern is a Knicks fan, therefor I don't fuck with the Knicks --
  • 1 star rating How is Luis Scola, Lamar Odom, Goran Dragic, and Kevin Martin for Chris Paul not a fair trade? David Stern killed my Lakers man. --
  • 4 star rating Shoutout to david stern for being the mvP today, canceling my 9:30 --
  • 3 star rating Watching Chris Paul run the point is beautiful. Fucc you David stern ! --
  • 5 star rating David stern really shit the bed on not letting Chris Paul go to the lakers... Now look where one of the NBAs biggest market teams is --
  • 1 star rating Vince Mcmahon is the wrestling version of David Stern. Early on can't do no wrong. Later on can't do no right. --
  • 5 star rating It really pisses me off that the clippers are good because David stern voided the Chris Paul trade to the lakers. Fuck you David Stern --
  • 1 star rating As rigged as the NBA is...you gotta thank n tip your cap David Stern for vetoing that CP3 to the Laker$ trade doe. for that 1 --
  • 3 star rating Are we still allowed to blame David Stern for bullshit calls? If so, David Stern --

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