David Spade

Never be ashamed of having a crush on David Spade
Actor and comedian (Famous from Just Shoot Me, 8 Simple Rules)
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David Spade is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.

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  • 5 star rating He is hilarious in the Emperors New Groove --
  • 3 star rating I wish David spade was only a voice actor so I didn't have to see his bitch ass face. --
  • 3 star rating The episode of Ridiculousness with David Spade guest staring is amazing --
  • 5 star rating David Spade on Ridiculousness is hilarious! --
  • 5 star rating He is so attractive to me --
  • 4 star rating David Spade's episode of is one of the funniest ones ever lol --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny ugh --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating I love David Spade so much --
  • 1 star rating What the hell is with this Adam Sandler Netflix deal? Don't we already have enough movies with David Spade and animals carting? --
  • 5 star rating David spade is on this show? --
  • 5 star rating I had a dream I was at a Demi Lovato Concert and she called me up on stage so I could meet Jimmy Fallon, Steve Carell, and David Spade --
  • 3 star rating David Spade's best movie is The Emperor's New Groove. That sucks for David Spade. --
  • 4 star rating Older David spade is wayyyy hotter than younger David spade. --
  • 3 star rating Emperors New Groove is one of my favorite movies he is just so funny to me. --
  • 5 star rating I swear he is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating Hanging with my boy Arka in a gay bar listening to David Spade sing Elton John songs on the piano You know how it Is Bitches love pianos --
  • 5 star rating Joe dirt is a classic david spade is a master --
  • 4 star rating Just realized david spade voiced kuzco in emporers new groove so ya --
  • 4 star rating David spade is and always will be the funniest comedian ever --
  • 5 star rating Wow David spade is my fav --
  • 2 star rating Just found out that Cusco is an actual place in Peru and not just David Spade from The Emperor's New Groove. --
  • 4 star rating He is awesome. Blacklist is the shit. And sleep is for pussies... --
  • 5 star rating He is pretty funny --
  • 4 star rating David spade and Eddie Murphy are so good in Requiem for a Dream --
  • 4 star rating David spade was so tiny and cute in his weekend update days --
  • 1 star rating Every episode of takes place in a different year from the '80s? And he is in the new ep? And why am I watching this? --
  • 4 star rating Rules of Engagement is pretty funny. I David Spade. --
  • 5 star rating My love for david spade is endless --
  • 4 star rating Pretty positive david spade is the janitor in the acc --
  • 5 star rating He is awesome --
  • 4 star rating Was anyone else aware that David spade is Kate spade's brother --
  • 5 star rating David spade is kuzko --
  • 1 star rating David spade is here but nobody is talking to him because we all secretly hate him an he's a poor sport at twister --
  • 5 star rating David spade is in Chicago rn lmao --
  • 5 star rating Hus got next david spade im a little lost with bon jovi on the other side is mr 1000 points of light? gw bush himself take my hand? --
  • 5 star rating Since when is David Spade in my class? --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal RN --
  • 5 star rating I had to spit the dumbest game. They now firmly believe adam sandler is high almost all time and that david spade is an alcoholic. --
  • 5 star rating Just figured out that bruise is from resting my arm on top of my chair for the entirety David Spade's set on Saturday. Weird move, Maria. --
  • 5 star rating People don't find david spade funny but that's not the point I just love him so much --
  • 5 star rating Is Diego Luna the token Mexican in a movie based on Mexican culture? Well it least we didn't get stuck with David Spade, I feel for you Peru --
  • 5 star rating He is life --
  • 5 star rating Why the fuck is David Spade on fox sports 2 --
  • 5 star rating What is David Spade doing, right now? --
  • 2 star rating The dude playing Warhol on Vinyl is so David Spade-esque I can't help but dream of Spade in the role. --
  • 5 star rating David spade is so hot --
  • 3 star rating David Spade plays a punk ass hairdresser in a very Brady sequel and I'm laughing so hard --
  • 5 star rating Now that Clooney is officially married and off the market, I'd like to congratulate America's new most desirable bachelor David Spade. --

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