David Sedaris

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• My boyfriend is in bed next to me and reading a David Sedaris book. I've never loved him more than right now. -- Hollis Hubbard
• I think he is a rock star, and yes I'm secure enough in my sexuality to share a dessert with my gay friends... -- iAuthor Tom Hobbs
• I love listening to audiobooks- the problem is, now i hear everything in the voice of David Sedaris. -- mikyla dree
• I'm still not asleep because he is the funniest person on radio. Also on paper and in life, but it's radio keeping me up. -- H for High Fever
• Bought a Bill Bryson book and a David Sedaris book for my trip to Paris. Life dream is to be a famous essayist. -- Daniela Lapidous
• - SummerWrite Apprentice Lindsey is reading Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris -- Writers & Books
• Bought my first David Sedaris book today, so stoked to actually read a full book of his -- Justin Yett
• I want to kiss you for all of your walking/de- -ing that you do. I've done the same for a decade. It IS -- Scott Mumford
• Of all living writers he is by far the most witty. -- malcolm miller
• Gungor at SAU, Josh Garrels at Calvin College, and David Sedaris at the Wharton Center. October is going to be SWEET. -- Caitlin Joy Stout
• Colleague who thinks "exclamation mark" is pronounced "explanation mark" is still at it. To my David Sedaris village/willage -esque delight. -- Idiot Johnson
• All is well. The moon is in the seventh house and David Sedaris has a new radio series. -- Mike
• "This is a new and brighter world, in which I am free to hurry along, celebrating my remarkable ability to walk, to run" David Sedaris -- Adonis Perez
• I'd really like to go to a dinner party with Tim Gunn, Stephen Sondheim, & David Sedaris! -- Scott McQ
• Sometimes the best part of the work day is when the commute lasts long enough to catch David Sedaris on Radio4. -- Bryony Dick
• A flexitarion - someone who eats meat when no one is looking - David Sedaris -- Jonathan Baxter
• He is very tiresome & bourgeois -- Rank Tributes
• He is a good storyteller but I genuinely don't know how people finds him hilariously funny -- James Noakes
• He is making me laugh out loud :-) -- Jonathan Best
• Always like David Sedaris but the Chinese food one is pretty close to the offensive mark. -- Fip
• Note to self, don't listen to David Sedaris when you have a sore back. He cheers you up so much, but the laughing is a killer. -- judith byrne
• So I'm at work but that work involves sitting in a studio listening to the hilarious David Sedaris on I am, I know, very lucky : ) -- Corrie Corfield
• He is on top form tonight -- Rach
• I really like David Sedaris, but I'm a bit uncomfortable with how he's talking about China on Radio 4 at the moment. -- Christina McMc
• He is so funny! -- Christine Howe
• Also Tina Fey is like the patron saint of every irritating woman who thinks she is going to be the David Sedaris of the ovary set. -- kelly coviello
• "I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer" -David Sedaris -- io ts
• OK . So I know David Sedaris (obv) but should I know Amy Sedaris from anything? If I watched C5 would I consider her to be well-known? -- Stephen Moore
• I remember reading one of david sedaris' books and he moved to france and he didn't ever figure out the male or female nouns so-- -- Raz
• David Sedaris: Memoir is the last place you should ever look for the truth. | -- Quotes For Writers
• My party trick is that I can freely quote SantaLand Diaries by David Sedaris. "I was in a coffee shop reading the want ads..." -- Malena Munford
• I'll have more respect for Siri when she knows who he is. -- bloodredruby
• Listening to David Sedaris on the bus feels so inappropriate. -- Caitlin McGuire
• "Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?" - David Sedaris -- Nationwide Garments
• He is coming to my school. It's weird that I'm excited. -- allthecraze
• OMFG DAVID SEDARIS IS COMING TO FSU Buying my ticket when I get home -- Tupacabra
• OMG he is coming to the tally -- Tamara Wurms
• He is hilarious. -- mackenzie
• Today I was told I have a voice similar to David Sedaris. Is that a compliment or... -- Pumpkin Spice Papi
• I'll be in Chicago when he is here -- payt
• Ashley is confusing, *buys collection David Sedaris essays* yet *ignores spelling and grammar in all comments* -- Ashley Mardell
• Asking for a Week. The latest addition to GOP 2016 field has no idea who he is. -- Beckwith ebooks
• Na Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk wil ik graag meer lezen van David Sedaris, maar er is zoveel keuze! Met welk boek moet ik beginnen? -- Ann
• I'm so glad David Sedaris exists. -- emma
• It doesn't make me any cooler to have met David Sedaris if no one knows who that is :| -- Riley Anne Seifert
• My Only Regret is I Didn't Get Mashed Potatoes - my upcoming essay in my David Sedaris style book of nonfic -- Jaron Iver
• The best thing about America is that I can hate-read David Sedaris at an Applebee's & can rest easy knowing I'm not the weirdest person here -- Melissa Croce
• A day spend reading he is a better day than most. -- Christopher Costigan
• David Sedaris' Billie Holliday is uncanny. Amazing recording today of Santaland Diaries, roll on Christmas! -- Rory Murphy
• Listening to David Sedaris audio books is effecting the way I write texts. I imagine his voice reading them aloud now. -- Ovens

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