David Rakoff

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  • 3 star rating "Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does."--David Rakoff --
  • 4 star rating "Writing is like pulling teeth, from your dick." -David Rakoff --
  • 5 star rating David Rakoff once described the staff of a retreat as "imminently fuckable." Replace all your mirrors with a post it of that. Namaste. --
  • 5 star rating Imagine the world without LOVE, DISHONOR, MARRY, DIE, CHERISH, PERISH: A NOVEL essayist, David Rakoff=gay --
  • 1 star rating A shelf of Davids. Now I just need to finish reading the rest of David Rakoff, David Shields and David Houle! view --
  • 5 star rating "El altruismo es innato, pero no instintivo. Todos estamos cableados para ello, pero necesitamos encender el interruptor." David Rakoff --
  • 2 star rating "Of course it's not Adam and Steve. It's never Adam and Steve. It's Adam and Steven." --David Rakoff --
  • 3 star rating Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does. - David Rakoff --
  • 5 star rating "As faggy, loud, skittish, neurotic, caustic and fun-ruiningly phobic as I was...I was the very opposite of a threat." - David Rakoff --
  • 5 star rating I seriously miss David Rakoff --
  • 5 star rating David Rakoff --
  • 5 star rating I miss David Rakoff. --
  • 3 star rating David Rakoff, I miss you so much. It is nice to know your voice is only a Google search away. --
  • 5 star rating So many cool are/were named David. Right? David Foster Wallace. David Sedaris. Dave Eggars. David Mitchell. David Rakoff. Who else? --
  • 4 star rating Every time I listen to RENT I hear David Rakoff laughing at me. --
  • 1 star rating When I have trouble sleeping, I like listening to audiobooks. David Rakoff narrated his work and had such a soothing voice. --
  • 5 star rating The first writer I fell in love with was Armistead Maupin. The last was David Rakoff. In the middle were Ronson, Vowell, Hugo. No regrets. --
  • 2 star rating David Rakoff: "I would drink Jon Stewart's bath water." episode 328: 'What I Learned from Television.' --
  • 3 star rating Pretty sure David Rakoff was more angsty in his 40s than I am right now... --
  • 4 star rating Good stories happen to those who can tell them - David Rakoff --
  • 3 star rating David Rakoff & Austrian Imports teaching in NYC circa 1999 episode 124: 'Welcome to America.' --
  • 3 star rating "There is nothing so cleansing or reassuring as a vicarious sadness" - David Rakoff --
  • 3 star rating Youth is not wasted on the young, it is perpetrated on the young. David Rakoff --
  • 3 star rating There is nothing so cleansing or reassuring as a vicarious sadness. David Rakoff, Half Empty --
  • 3 star rating How in the world was there a guy behind me at the pharmacy named David Rakoff? --
  • 5 star rating If we get the technology I want a Fantasy Island remake: I get to have a leisurely meal in the south of France w David Rakoff+Taylor Negron. --
  • 3 star rating Listening to Jon Stewart's America. David Rakoff played Jefferson. I miss him. --
  • 5 star rating Adding Miranda July to Margaret Atwood & David Rakoff as writers I reference when I talk about how sadness at its darkest is comic/absurd --
  • 4 star rating Writing is like pulling teeth. From my dick. -David Rakoff --
  • 5 star rating "There are some questions in life, the very speaking of which are their own undoing. Am I fired? Are you breaking up with me?" -David Rakoff --
  • 3 star rating Being creative and making something is the opposite of hanging out. -David Rakoff --
  • 2 star rating "Remember when tempted to heap self-reproach, that he who formed lilies, created the roach." -David Rakoff --
  • 3 star rating There's a guy in the bar who looks like David Rakoff. This reminded me he died and now I'm sad --
  • 3 star rating When you inexplicably wake up at 3:00am, do you read David Rakoff? You should read David Rakoff. --
  • 5 star rating "You can t win all the contests, then lose at one contest and say Why am I not winning this as well? " -David Rakoff (we miss you, David.) --
  • 3 star rating Hard proof that my roommates suck: I just overheard them trash talking David Rakoff --
  • 5 star rating "This is to be my life" - David Rakoff (author) --
  • 2 star rating "Not being funny doesn t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does." -David Rakoff --
  • 4 star rating "Writing is like pulling teeth. From my dick." -David Rakoff --
  • 3 star rating "writing is closer to having to reverse-engineer a meal out of rotten food" - David Rakoff --
  • 1 star rating I am relistening to my favorite ever essay on writing, David Rakoff's Isn't It Romantic?, and it is just so fucking good. --
  • 4 star rating I wish David Rakoff were here to see and narrate the world right now --
  • 3 star rating "It is how we traverse the Deserts of Letdown that shows us what we're made of" David Rakoff --
  • 1 star rating David Rakoff's "Don't Get Too Comfortable" is a great 5 years and 10 glasses of milk right now and that's weird as hell --
  • 5 star rating "Al escribir, nuestra voz interior a veces nos gritar "esto apesta" y otras, "eureka"... Escribir es un placentero tormento" DAVID RAKOFF --
  • 3 star rating I have so little control over the act of that it's all I can do to remain conscious. DAVID RAKOFF --
  • 1 star rating "Altruism is innate, but it's not instinctual. Everybody's wired for it, but a switch has to be flipped." - David Rakoff --
  • 4 star rating Shocking the status quo has always been the job of art - David Rakoff --
  • 2 star rating A6: Reread Recapitulation, lots of YA with my son, Power of Play, Fraud by David Rakoff, Desert Solitaire... --
  • 1 star rating ..... that leaves one bereft of hope; the kind of fun that ends in tears. from Don't Get Too Comfortable by David Rakoff --

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