David Cross

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Emmy-winning American comedian, writer and actor (Famous from Mr. Show with Bob and David)
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  • 3 star rating David Cross doesnt get enough credit for how funny his. Bigger and Blackerer is HILARIOUS. --
  • 3 star rating The very subtle way that David Cross's wig slowly gets more tousled with stress with every scene --
  • 3 star rating The Dean introspecting about the D&D game while he is singing in elvish is priceless. --
  • 5 star rating Al Madrigal is the Mexican David Cross. --
  • 3 star rating Life is cheap here in America, it's the living that's expensive (David Cross) --
  • 3 star rating You know a horror movie is bad when it feels like a David Cross sketch --
  • 5 star rating He is so fucking funny. --
  • 5 star rating David cross is in Kung fu panda :0 --
  • 1 star rating There is a TESTING in every praise because God wants the devil to know that your much more than just "talk"! -Pastor David Cross --
  • 5 star rating Yoou know how in "Heart of Archness" how David Cross's character is making that high-pitched "eeeee" while freaking tf out? That. Me rn. --
  • 5 star rating Is the son-in-law David Cross? --
  • 5 star rating DAVID CROSS IS IN THIS MOVIE!!! --
  • 3 star rating Mr. I'm A Driver I'm A Winner is the gritty, Nolan-esque version of David Cross's Dylan character. --
  • 3 star rating What if Billy Corgan is actually a character that David Cross created? --
  • 1 star rating Just saw a picture of david cross comfortably eating korean food with ashton kutcher...this is quite the koan. --
  • 2 star rating Soundwave815: I REALLY want an mp3 of the hilariously beautiful song that David cross sings in danharmon ? --
  • 2 star rating Always remember that if David Cross and Portia de Rossi can have an Iraqi daughter then anything is possible --
  • 4 star rating Like david cross being in kill your darlings is SO weird --
  • 5 star rating DAVID CROSS IS ON THIS??? --
  • 3 star rating You have no idea how hard life is when you're a 17 year old girl who looks like David Cross --
  • 3 star rating Okay. So, I think he is cute in Run Ronnie Run. What does that say about me? --
  • 5 star rating David cross is too gud --
  • 4 star rating Is it just me, or can Paul Giamatti and David Cross be brothers. --
  • 1 star rating So tired last night I had to watch David Cross' "comedy" half hour to fall asleep. Puts you to sleep faster than golf. --
  • 3 star rating David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are here and Definitely Maybe is playing --
  • 4 star rating DAVID CROSS IS SITTING BESIDE ME AND I AN LOSING MY SHIT --
  • 5 star rating Each, and every time I use the word, "literally", I literally think of David Cross to make sure I'm not being an idiot with the term. --
  • 1 star rating Baseball announcer just misused the word literally. I hope he is listening and subsequently cursing somewhere --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 3 star rating The very subtle way that David Cross's wig slowly gets more tousled with stress with every scene --
  • 3 star rating The Dean introspecting about the D&D game while he is singing in elvish is priceless. --
  • 5 star rating David cross is such an underrated actor --
  • 5 star rating Now reading Bob Odenkirk's very funny A Load of Hooey. Will then shelve it by David Cross' I Drink For A Reason for a MR SHOW shelf reunion. --
  • 1 star rating DAVID CROSS IS SAT LITCH NEXT TO ME IN A PUB; TOBIAS FÜNKE JUST ELBOWED ME BY ACCIDENT AND APOLOGISED. I JUST BLUE MYSELF HELP --
  • 3 star rating Just started watching The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Woooooow. he is a geniuuus. --
  • 3 star rating David cross is p. gross and i feel like his character in obvious child is him --
  • 5 star rating Is David Cross supposed to be funny?... --
  • 1 star rating In the commentaries of Rick and Morty season 1 they improv Rick debating Morty whether he is better than Odenkirk --
  • 5 star rating I don't think anyone was asking for Todd Margaret to come back for a new season, but more David Cross and Will Arnett is good news I guess. --
  • 1 star rating I don't check comment for a couple of hours and every fucker meets David Cross. Is there not a special notification for this? --
  • 1 star rating YESSSSSS: "he is bringing his scripted comedy The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret back to IFC for a third season." --
  • 1 star rating Highlight of life so far is probably David Cross asking on our behalf whether "javelin cunt" was an acceptable quiz answer --
  • 2 star rating We really are a network that is mostly comprised of female executives. Glad David Cross thinks that's cool. --
  • 1 star rating He is also at the pub quiz that we are at in Shoreditch. Just FYI. The principal from She's The Man is literally next to us. --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating If David Cross doesn't do a reoccurring guest spot on the world is doing it wrong. --
  • 3 star rating David cross is in this movie. Jesus, his career was not going well in 2006. --
  • 5 star rating Sample from David cross's "shut up you fucking baby" " One of the good things that have come out of this war is alot of bad country music" --
  • 5 star rating Is that David Cross or Peter Chiarelli? --
  • 3 star rating Ew. Rick and Morty should not be in the shower. And that head alien is David Cross. --

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