David Byrne

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Scottish alternative rock musician and promoter of world music (Famous from Frontman for Talking Heads.)
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  • 4 star rating I know David Byrne from Talking Heads. I saw him in the Once In A Lifetime video and I think he's really cute. I would listen to him talk for hours and hours about his work while I kiss at his neck and belly button. I'm autistic as well, and an aspiring guitarist/singer. I hope I can be just like him when I grow up. --
  • 5 star rating I know David Byrne from talking heads I have a crush on him because hes weird and sexy but kind of annoying. His eyes are piercing and his hair is beautiful and his body makes me want to scream and shout His music is really good and I like his voice. I want him to talk at me for a long time while I kiss his body That's all thanks --
  • 5 star rating david byrne has more of an impact on me than anyone ive ever known in real life. i watch true stories and stop making sense at least once a week. all of my favorite albums are his work. the way he thinks and writes makes perfect sense to me and im obsessed with him. truly an inspiration. he is also cute and makes me insane --
  • 5 star rating i like new wave. he's cute and clever and has done a lot of wonderful work. --
  • 1 star rating Are we a chicken can have a strong sense of flys and david byrne should really count on netflix because they would you . --
  • 2 star rating Well, actually, maybe number 1 is David Byrne, but Mike might have a stroke if David Byrne were here. --
  • 4 star rating Just played: Never So Big (feat Sia) - David Byrne - unknown(unknown) --
  • 3 star rating I've changed my hairstyle so many times now I don't know what I look like. - David Byrne --
  • 5 star rating These youngsters at my workplace aren't cultured enough to appreciate my really bad David Byrne and Fred Schneider impersonations. --
  • 3 star rating New release from he is called "In Da Club" and that's pretty fantastic, I think. --
  • 4 star rating My Life in the Bush of Ghosts by Brian Eno & David Byrne it is! --
  • 4 star rating Why is David Byrne releasing a song called In Da Club? --
  • 5 star rating Wondering if David Byrne and David Lynch might hate each other because otherwise it's really weird that they've never collaborated. --
  • 5 star rating Bill hicks's final word. we pay attention to stay sane the psychology david byrne, but i m in storytelling for being alone in a stupor. --
  • 4 star rating Veloso is like a Brazilian David Byrne with a better singing voice. --
  • 3 star rating Why am I just now discovering that St. Vincent & David Byrne's 2012 album is literally perfect? --
  • 5 star rating Factoid: Rush Limbaugh was so into new wave music back in the 80s, that he formed his own David Byrne-style band called "Taking Meds" --
  • 5 star rating Broc is in my phone as david byrne --
  • 1 star rating David Byrne says to 'Think of London, a small city.' I think about it a lot lately and I don't think it's a very small city. --
  • 3 star rating The better a singer's voice, the harder it is to believe what they're saying. -David Byrne --
  • 5 star rating David byrne is an eternal being of light --
  • 3 star rating I'm commenting a lot, but not really saying anything as David Byrne may say ! --
  • 5 star rating Somehow ended up at an electronic concert in Brooklyn & everyone is dancing like David Byrne mixed with a Charlie Brown Xmas pageant. --
  • 1 star rating Green Day in one year, David Byrne in the other. If you're wondering whose is whose, I'm the one with impeccable taste. --
  • 4 star rating To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware. ~ David Byrne --
  • 3 star rating Interesting mondegreen: half heard David Byrne sing "time is a polygon" in Once in a Lifetime. --
  • 1 star rating We really need to take a moment to appreciate the sudden upswing in david byrne/talking heads related jokes on tumblr --
  • 1 star rating I just let out an audible gasp at the fact I just realised that he is not on my People Who Inspire Me/People I Want To Bang wall. --
  • 4 star rating Can't believe normal life isn't a David Byrne curated disco tbh --
  • 1 star rating Goddamn david byrne always bragging about his beautiful wife, his beautiful house, his large automobile and being so thin... --
  • 5 star rating Im so attracted to 1983 david byrne --
  • 1 star rating Quite satisfying watching students rock the fuck out to new-David Byrne not having any idea who he is or how great he is. --
  • 5 star rating *is home alone* *dances like david byrne* --
  • 4 star rating Patience is a virtue but I don't have the time. David Byrne --
  • 3 star rating Gooood morning! So happy I had hot water! Now for some arctic monkeys and David Byrne! --
  • 1 star rating Seen 2 out of 3 James Plays. So far 4.5 out of 10. Off to see the David Byrne/Fat Boy Slim musical tonight. Dancing shoes n'all. --
  • 3 star rating Missing Louis CK a few times is bad but it's not David Byrne-was-staying-a-few-blocks-away bad. --
  • 1 star rating Lou Reed is perfect because he doesn't have a perfect voice. As David Byrne said: "The better the voice, the harder to believe." --
  • 5 star rating About to see Here Lies Love, the David Byrne/ Fatboy Slim theater thing! Very excited. It's bright in here. --
  • 5 star rating On Sunday I stood next to Har Mar Superstar and tonight I stood next to David Byrne. It's hard to decide which one is more impressive. --
  • 2 star rating Funding future creativity is a worthy investment. The dead guys won't write more symphonies. David Byrne --
  • 4 star rating About to see David Byrne and Fat Boy Slim's Very exciting! --
  • 5 star rating I'm about to donate a couple of suits to charity, so anybody who wants to dress as early-80's David Byrne for Halloween better speak up now. --
  • 5 star rating Just added David Byrne & Fatboy Slim's Here Lies Love to my NYC trip starting tomorrow. That's 7 shows in total. VERY happy theater gal. --
  • 2 star rating is such a great play - David Byrne music, an interactive dance floor, karaoke & amazing sets --
  • 5 star rating Holy smokes Here Lies Love is fun. Reading everything Marcos I can find and listening to David Byrne til the wee hours. --
  • 3 star rating Is David Byrne the only one against dragging out old things to ruin them --
  • 4 star rating Apologies to who is not David Byrne. He's a different David Byrne. --

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